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Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question's wrong!! UK: Rubbish !! India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!! British: Can u Swim? Indian: No British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim? British: Yes! Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks! European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..? Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!! Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight... Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..." Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...? Indian doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5... Now... It's the indian turn... He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500... Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..? Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5... Einstein fainted.....

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>>309782 Other countries: invest hours making a meme Indians: re paint the meme, add mustache, remove mustache, based on whom they are attacking

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>>309782 >>309787 Other countries: invest time and energy into researching stuff about universe Indians: Hamare vedo mai phele se he likha hai vroo

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>>309782 I see nothing wrong here~

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>>309793 >>309787 Chamar doing chamarpana on a completely unrelated thread

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>>309803 Kehte hai na, aand kitno bada ho jayi, rahel laand ke niche hi ba

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>>309782 >>309787 >>309793 Other countries: create kino original propaganda and supremacist post India : adds an orange tika and repost

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>>309835 Why didn't u make him cuter more femboy looking man? Missed opportunity.