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hfBBxY
No.308107
>Wanted coffee of a specific brand that is only available on blinkit in my tier 10 kasba.
>Binkit godam is near my house so I walked there and told them I want this coffee.
>Nyoooo saar you can't just buy 80 rupiya ki coffee directly from us. You must order it on blinkit.
>Nyoooo saar. You must order at least 200 rupiya ka samaan for free delivery or we will charge 50 rupiya extra for delivery cost.
Blaady bhenkelode. Just take my 80 rupiya directly from me and give me my coffee. Why are you arguing bhenchod. I'm tired from work. Just give me my coffeeeeee. Why do I need to order it when you are right here bhenchoddd?
yhoKgH
No.308108
8hOGlX
No.308111
Yaar pajeet kitni kanjoosi dikhaayega
v+dKf/
No.308112
>>308108
I do the same yaar 4 kilometer door hai wo bhadwa jitni der mai apni maa chudate chudate aaega utni der mai mai saaman leke aa jaunga
hfBBxY
No.308113
>>308108
I don't care if it's light or dark store.
They are right next to my fucking house.
I don't want to pay 50 rupiya delivery charges when I can just pick it up myself.
Very anticonsumer behaviour bhenchod
cEOdob
No.308114
>>308113
You should unironically steal it
rIEkh3
No.308115
hfBBxY
No.308122
0NGXWc
No.308123
>>308122
Order and directly go to store for pickup, what do they say
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c5Dy6u
No.308125
>>308107(OP)
you experience same thing in tier 1 cities too
hfBBxY
No.308129
>>308123
I'm not on talking terms with the store manager yaar, as I had a heated argument with the guy for not letting me buy my coffee directly from the store 
hfBBxY
No.308134
>>308125
This whole concept of forcing people to exclusively buy through online orders is absolutely retarded to begin with.
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c5Dy6u
No.308145
>>308134
They have delivery guys,then they have warehouse costing they all have to manage that and if it aimt for online oajeets wouldnt follow minimum order rule.
They need that to keep working
kq1OyK
No.308172
>>308122
So dayo, bladeeeee even if i pin paint my location on the mapwa they still larp as someone who doesnt kno where the place is. You bladee have a fighto a war of passive agressive attrition with these deliveryjeets. They want bladeee tips for sitting on their bike and delivering stuff. Bladeee the easiest jaab out there yet they complain like a bitch. Then there are bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ola pajeets. They will never come near my house despite it being in a perfect place to do u-turn and sheiz. They will all act like babus.
And bladeee these delivery platform charges so many sheiz nowadays and bladeee they want otp for everythang and also want to take a photu of me holding my bladeee monitor that i bought as if i had won somethang at a lottery. And when they wuzz bladeee clicking the photu at the middle of the road, bladeeeee every aunties wuzz staring like npcs and laughing at me.
Delivery services in vishwaproo is like a humiliation ritual.
cEOdob
No.308176
>>308172
Looks like you just live at an inconvenient location
2h1pnH
No.308179
>>308172
hey (by the way I am a nigger), how old are you?
kq1OyK
No.308184
>>308145
How senor? Instead of the entire shoppingu mall setting like those hifi supermarket thangs, you remove all those costs of people entering to browse thangs (real estate in prime location, security, additional staff) and instead you bladeeee let pepo browse and book somethang from your bladeee website or app and then people come to store at their own expense to collect their thangs. All you need is a bladeee chaprasi to deal with pepo.
Bladeee instead of the parcel going to some delivery chamar that sits with the bladeee chaprasi counter. And if pepo wants to come and directly order like a kirana outlet (where in this case with nyo offline browsing) just ask you men to bring you the stuff. Bladeee you can get rid of so many delivery chamars thay way.
If way too many pepo stary coming in to your warehouse that means bladeee you can afford to make a small or large kirana outlet(mall) and buy up adjacent properties without telling anyone and bladeee cadh out on increased landwa prices .
kq1OyK
No.308199
>>308184
*cash out
xrrkn7
No.308210
>>308107(OP)
retard
if they let you do that then they can get fired
they have to report every single item
go complain to blinkit instead
its not the store's fault
K6Fe5c
No.308218
>>308172
>And bladeee these delivery platform charges so many sheiz nowadays and bladeee they want otp for everythang and also want to take a photu of me holding my bladeee monitor
Yaar this is literally a violation of your privacy. You should protest and deny if this ever happens again.
K6Fe5c
No.308228
>>308218
Some blaady pharmacy shops also ask about aadhar details when I go there to buy meds for my parents. I simply deny them. They seethe for a bit but eventually give me the meds.
These bhenchods keep this data with them and sell it to health insurance companies. Never fall for their psyops. Just ask them which specific rule mandates aadhar identification for buying medicines and they shut up right there.
yhoKgH
No.308234
kek imagine showing this conversation to any indian before our internet boom.
>what do you mean you can just order something for as less as 200 rupee and they deliver shit to you
>internet limit is non issue now
>oh you can deliver food at your doorstep from your roshan thelewala too wow
K6Fe5c
No.308235
>>308210
I just want my blaady coffee yaar.
yhoKgH
No.308236
>>308228
What about oyo hotels?
K6Fe5c
No.308251
>>308238
Continental
kq1OyK
No.308253
>>308228
>Some blaady pharmacy shops also ask about aadhar details when I go there to buy meds for my parents
Bladeeeeeeeeeeeeee they need to burn
yhoKgH
No.308254
>>308251
Interesting yaar. Thanks.
K6Fe5c
No.308255
>>308184
Exactly yaar. It's so easy for them to allow shoppers to directly visit their store to buy stuff. They just don't want to.
K6Fe5c
No.308261
>>308236
Yaar hotels do need your valid identity proof for legal reasons. But aadhar is not mandatory. Other alternatives such as DL/Govt. Issued sarkari jaab ID etc. can be given as well.
K6Fe5c
No.308268
>>308253
I hope they do yaar. So many poor gullible people fall for their tricks when they say "saar ackshually aadhar is mandatory to buy meds from our store".
K6Fe5c
No.308270
>>308234
y6gmis
No.308272
>>308234
Also the fact that you can have it delivered in less than half an hour.
kq1OyK
No.308280
>>308234
Roshan thelewala used to send their unemployed son at your home to deliver your samaan to your doorstep. His son would be interning with the baap dukaan malik unstead of wasting his time to get a corpo 10kpm jaab.
Roshan thelewala didnt need your aadhar card number or otp or ever asked you to pose with 20kg of chawal for verification.
Roshan thelewala didnt have hidden charges.
Roshan thelewala didnt uje gwareeb chamars to monopolise on the industry by giving discounts for a few years and neither did he start increasing charges or increasing hidden charges and all other humiliation rituals.
Roshan thelewala didnt psyop a generation into thinking that saying anythang against his prices or vyapar methods would make the npcs into reeing at you, calling you rightfully gwareeb.
Roshan thelewala didnt gwareeb shame you.
Roshan thelewala just bought thangs for 1 rupee and sold them at 1.5 rupee .
Roshan thelewala didnt have to make his dhando look super complicated. His was a straight forward simple dhando.
He gave loans to the gwareebs and made an emi systum for them to buy his goods. Sure he charged a lot of interest but such is the actual cost of doing business wity gwareeb customers.
When roshan thelewala's kids finished their years of internship, he helped them set up theit own small shops at sum place different or if he was lucky, he bought land over the years around his old store and set his sons with some store selling different goods there. Instead of sending his kids to.skewl like some retard, he taught them.basic commerce and accounting and saved up all those money for a rainy day fund instead of paying the education yahudis.
bu8ECP
No.308288
>>308107(OP)
kekekek
VdJib3
No.308290
A6vPUQ
No.308384
>>308280
You are a dehati and you have no vision
goMHvv
No.308398
>>308384
chup lodu
goMHvv
No.308401
>>308392
Bijness is always better than jaabslaving yaar.
kq1OyK
No.308411
>>308290
Those things require like 40 years of academic slavery. Aur nai padai karna mangta anan
HY9R6d
No.308435
I have a friend who is in joint family. They own 3 different bijnesses. A huge bicycle shop, A 3 star hotel and a sweet shop. Their family started with just a small mithai ki dukaan and now they have built their own tiny empire in the city over the years. This type of family unity is lacking in today's society which is why people hesitate to start their own bijnesses. If you have a cooperative joint family, it is quite easy and sustainable to start your own bijness.
HY9R6d
No.308443
>>308411
Aise mat bolo jenab.
Philosophy ke liye koi degree nahi chahiye.
Bas man mein philosopher hona chahiye 
HY9R6d
No.308460
>>308415
Yaar I've tried this one. It tastes delicious as well. Continental speciale is also really tasty, plus it's cheaper.
Zi2ad9
No.308466
>>308107(OP)
Its because of people like you our economy isn't growing you kanjoos creature.
xrrkn7
No.308690
>>308460
its too expensive pajeet
RWD92U
No.308693
>>308460
what about blue tokai
fPRe8N
No.308706
Filter coffee mogs all instant slop to oblivion and back
cEOdob
No.308725
>>308107(OP)
Bhai burn the warehouse and make a video
I bet there are no CCTV cameras in your tier 10 village
It will satisfy your soul and keep you happy for days to come
bu8ECP
No.308735
>>308706
One of my greatest joy in life is knowing how brutally filter coffee mogs instant slop. Soythies knew what they were doing with filter coffee, I wish Naarth took some notes, and when it did it was not so fucking overpriced like it is in the cafes in name of muh asthetick.
fPRe8N
No.308741
>>308735
its honesty sad how naarthies think instant is really coffee kek imagine not waking up every day and brewing your own coffee in a dabra only southies know how to live soulfully ngl
cEOdob
No.308745
>>308735
yaar pretentious sillyfag, what if i don't want to do muh procedure and shit and piss in my coffee before leaving it to stagnate for 15 days.
instant coffee tasted pretty damn good for the amount of effort you put into it (0)
