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AQBdBY

No.154304

Deciphering Pajeet Food - The Thread

Ever wondered how do pajeet street food vendors making those tasty goyslops? Ever tried to recreate them but only to end up with literal shitslop?

Worry no more cause ITT we grandmaster chefs (only me, yall are lower caste cooks kek) unite to figure out the magical recipe for every decent street slop.

BR

yrQSRb

No.154306

>>154304(OP)

> only me, yall are lower caste cooks kek

But all the vendors are lower caste, what's your point?

Anonymous

ARYA

r9y3mx

No.154309

>>154306

>But all the vendors are lower caste

That's factually untrue yaar, a lot of Halwai and Chat Wala with popular stalls and joints are all Pandits. Some are Vaishya as well.

Anonymous

IN

AQBdBY

No.154310

Biryani and Gravy

Magical ingredients for Biryani: Kewda water, Rose water & Briyani Essence

Gravy ingredients: Suhana gravy mix(powder) and kewda(fragrant screwpine) water

SWoL

JH

DJ2SM6

No.154312

>>154304(OP)

>the magical recipe for every decent street slop

Ajino Moto. That's it. Ajino Moto and food colouring. They put a fuck ton of that in everything. That's why you can't replicate that taste at home with actual fresh spices. You never will.

Every street slop, wedding slop, restaurant slop, all of it, just has fuck tons of Ajino Moto in it. Only case where I haven't seen it being put in is the Handi Chicken that I get from a very small stall I know. That also happens to be the tastiest thing I've ever had in my life.

But yeah, if you want your home food to taste like street slop, just add Ajino Moti and fry it in old, used oil.

BR

yrQSRb

No.154313

>>154309

kek, how you gonna caste kang about halwais being secret behamins? most of the are obc

Anonymous

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zlfgI5

No.154315

>>154309

it depends on the city.

In my city most halwais are Baniyas and most streetfood vendors are Kushwahas and Baniyas.

Anonymous

IN

AQBdBY

No.154316

I found Suhana masalas to be top notch out of all in my experience to recreate street slops

Anonymous

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zlfgI5

No.154317

>>154315

in southern districts of Haryana most halwais are sainis as I have been informed.

Anonymous

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i88zQw

No.154320

>>154315

I only eat in Punjabi street vendors.

Anonymous

IN

AQBdBY

No.154322

>>154312

MSG claim is not true, while they do add it, MSG doesn't alter the essence/fragrance of the food nor do every vendor knows about it(hence some foods tasting literal slop tier in streets and some don't)

I have ordered some MSG online I will report back after trying it myself

Anonymous

IN

zlfgI5

No.154323

>>154320

you must be living in delhi.

By punjabi do you mean sikh or khatri ?

Anonymous

ARYA

r9y3mx

No.154324

>>154313

It's not Kanging anon, everyone knows that in the most traditional families, Brahman are limited to very specific job roles. This means they can only feed people, fight people or teach people.

As a result it is not unexpected to see stalls that say "Pandit Ji ke Chole Bhature" in some regions. I do not care about their societal status, I only and only care about their Varna. In this context I don't even give a shit about their caste as long as they are cooking good food.

Anonymous

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AQBdBY

No.154325

>>154306

>>154309

>>154313

>>154315

>>154317

>>154320

Behenchod fuck off from my thread shut the fuck up with your caste kanging and talk about motherfucking food

Anonymous

IN

zlfgI5

No.154326

>>154324

this is not the case as such in my district.

In which state do you live ?

Anonymous

ARYA

r9y3mx

No.154327

>>154315

>Baniyas

Makes perfect sense, since that has been part of their traditional roles for the longest time. Could you elaborate what kind of stalls do they have? Is it mostly vegetarian? Are they non veg by any chance? What kind of stalls do you visit? What are the dishes that you try, tell tell.

Anonymous

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OZhHS5

No.154329

>>154325

absolute state of bhagichan. who the fuck cares about caste in the 21st century. no wonder china is touching the zenith of humanity and pajeetland is going backwards :lmao:

Anonymous

ARYA

r9y3mx

No.154330

>>154326

>this is not the case as such in my district.

Probably varies from place to place I guess.

>In which state do you live ?

Right now, in Delhi anon.

Anonymous

ARYA

r9y3mx

No.154332

>>154325

>yall are lower caste cooks kek

Play retarded games and win retarded prizes yaar, lmao. You have not even mentioned a single thing about food anon.

>>154329

>who the fuck cares about caste

Everyone other than Bhangis kek.

Anonymous

IN

zlfgI5

No.154333

>>154327

Baniyas have all sort of foodstalls and sweetshops except non-veg.

All non-veg foodstalls and restaurants are run by muslims in my district.

Only the high end restaurants which are present in famous hotel chains serve non-veg made by hindus.

>What kind of stalls do you visit?

I don't like streetfood. But I visit the only non-veg stall run by a hindu in my city. He sells non-veg momos.

Anonymous

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i88zQw

No.154334

>>154323

Every Punjabi no bias. We gifted a refrigerator to Punjabi baman Bedi who used to be a family friend and runs a chole bhature shop.

Anonymous

IN

zlfgI5

No.154337

>>154330

in delhi every caste/religion sells/eats everthing.

Anonymous

IN

zlfgI5

No.154340

>>154334

>Bedi

aren't they khatris ?

are you a khatri and do you live in delhi ?

Anonymous

IN

OpQvhP

No.154343

>>154340

>>154340

My bedi friend is a kalua orissa baman

Anonymous

ARYA

r9y3mx

No.154345

>>154333

>Baniyas have all sort of foodstalls and sweetshops except non-veg.

Expected anon, what are some common dishes that you enjoy?

>All non-veg foodstalls and restaurants are run by muslims in my district.

This is the case for my place as well. I enjoy the biryani and kebab paratha that is made by a local muslim chain. He gives me special discount and let's me try something for free everytime he will add something new to menu kek.

>Only the high end restaurants which are present in famous hotel chains serve non-veg made by hindus.

I see.

>I don't like streetfood. But I visit the only non-veg stall run by a hindu in my city. He sells non-veg momos.

I have found some NE people who make some excellent chilli potatoes, Thukpa as well as some insanely good momos. I have been enjoying them ever since.

>>154337

I actually agree because, if you were familiar with some regions dominated by Tyagis and Gujjars, you will see popularity of Soya Chaap and biryani thanks to their dietary preferences. One of the best veg-soya chaap biryani I have ever had was made by a Muslim stall owner.

He claimed he understands what a biryani is supposed to taste like and it helped him make the perfect veg biryani.

Anonymous

IN

zlfgI5

No.154346

>>154343

i didn't know that orissa bramans too have that surname.

Guru Nanak was a Bedi khatri.

Amitabh Bacchan is a descendant of Guru Nanak's khandaan from his mother's side but he celebrated the sikh genocide publically during 1984 due to his friendship with congress leaders.

Anonymous

ARYA

r9y3mx

No.154347

>>154304(OP)

Just so you know, if the thread keeps detailing away from food and towards caste, you are the only one to blame, OP sale chutiye, kek. Gand me aag lagi thi na, caste mention karna tha XD le, ho gaya food pe discussion.

Anonymous

IN

AQBdBY

No.154348

>>154332

You will see my posts on food when you take out your face from the butthole of caste kanging

>>154310

>>154316

>>154322

Anonymous

IN

AQBdBY

No.154349

>>154347

Kek that was just for keks yaar wtf imagine being such nalla to dig down on it

Anonymous

IN

zlfgI5

No.154360

>>154345

>what are some common dishes that you enjoy?

like I already said i don't like eating food outside. I rarely eat outside to try new sounding dishes from a newly opened restaurant but almost all of them turn out to be mediocre. I think I have grown out of Indian cuisine in general.

I would like to try authentic mediterranean, persian and kashmiri cuisine but there are no such restaurants in my city.

Anonymous

IN

/Al2EX

No.154375

>>154306

>But all the vendors are lower caste,

Most venders or halwai in my area are baniyas or bamans. Few khatris here and there

SWoL

JH

DJ2SM6

No.154394

>>154360

>I think I have grown out of Indian cuisine

You have clearly never had Dadan Handi Mutton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VNGN7eiLKc[embed]

Anonymous

IN

Ma0/pA

No.154449

Pls add more tips for different foods, i really like cooking but every time I cook something even when I follow step by step, it produces something very different.