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SOpm9b
No.153857
> be me
> jee dropper bhenchod
> wasted 2 fucking years chasing a rank that never came
> still didn't get into a good college
> every day starts with self-hate and ends with jeene ki iccha nahi hai
> parents passive aggressive 24/7
> "beta tu kabhi kuch karega bhi ya bas room mein sadta rahega?"
> yes mom, let me just open physicswallah and cry harder
> met girl on reddit in march
> talked 8 months straight, shared trauma, spotify, late night calls
> she said "you feel like home" once and my dumbass believed it
> one fucking argument about "tone" and she dipped
> blocked me everywhere like i was some c.ai bot she used for venting
> still check her last seen like a fucking loser
> 10th class ex calls sometimes
> says she has a bf but "still misses me"
> starts breathing weird mid-call and says it's a yawn
> maa kasam i’m already mentally unstable stop dragging me into this cheating-core circus
> jee mocks keep slapping me raw
> scored 22 in physics out of 100
> guy next to me solving advanced paper for fun while his gf feeds him notes
> i get butterflies when invigilator says my name correctly
> no rank, no bitches, no will to continue
> thought i’d make a startup
> everyone on twitter is 17 with 10L ARR
> i post “just launched!” with zero likes
> only comment is from a bot offering crypto promo
> still cry to april voicenotes
> still waiting for one fucking thing to go right
> tfw no rank, no college, no girl, no peace
> just me and my cracked lips and cracked dreams
> bhenchod
> bhai drop year chal rha hai
> lonely lag rha hai
> kya karu yaar
> anons i look decentish and have decentish height too
> papa/mama are IAS level officers and im financially good too
> im stuck in a fucking tier 3 city cuz drop year
> haven't left room in months now
> i feel so fucked up and suicidal
> i wanna ropemaxx
> incelmaxxed jeefagged virgin life is tiring
> all my friends have GFs and have sex regularly
> bhenchod mai hi 18 ka hoke virgin hoke reh gya
BWVqNq
No.153862
>>153857(OP)
tldr
zUN9Hs
No.153863
>>153857(OP)
Hmm... larpu ended and time wasted.
SOpm9b
No.153864
therapy doesn't work, i don't have access to drugs or alcohol right now even if i have the money. self harming is not an option right now unless i try to ropemaxx because parents and gharwaale will notice.
reddit is filled with tier 1 normiefags jeetard stacies and chads who will demotivate me more that's why i am posting here.
support/company will be appreciated.
zUN9Hs
No.153866
>>153862
>Has cheater ex nothing else who's going to be next Sonam.
SOpm9b
No.153867
>>153863
I'm not LARPing
zUN9Hs
No.153868
>>153867
Use your baap ka paise for healing and getting new toilet and don't vent here.
BWVqNq
No.153869
SOpm9b
No.153870
>>153862
tldr: i’m a fucking degrading incel stuck in a drop year hell, wasted two years on jee and still didn’t make it to a decent college. my parents look at me like i’m a disappointment factory, i haven’t left my room in months, and every day feels like a loop of failure and fake hope. i fell for a reddit girl who said i felt like home, but one argument and she blocked me like i was some npc—now i rot replaying her voice notes like a clown. my class 10 ex randomly calls to vent about her bf while half-flirting and it’s messing with my already broken head. all my friends are out there dating, having sex, living lives, while i’m sitting here crying over mocks and being horny, hopeless and alone. i don’t even feel human anymore, just some ghost stuck in a tier 3 city, slowly realizing no one’s coming to save me. i just want someone to talk to, someone who actually gives a fuck. i’m so fucking lonely it physically hurts.
SOpm9b
No.153871
1pLJ3S
No.153874
>>153857(OP)
Hila ke soja, pyaare
RxydW7
No.153876
What are you passionate about?
3BF3ir
No.153877
>>153857(OP)
Madarchod tu bas abhi 18 ka hi ha randi rona mat kar
SOpm9b
No.153878
>>153874
thanks man, i am tired of masturbation and porn. i am almost getting addicted (probably addicted by now). i need to stop watching porn for a while at least.
zUN9Hs
No.153879
>>153870
Why brag about your women so much larper?
>Also plebbit girl, kek!
I understand pyaare because my eggzam preparation also went downhill because of one plebbit chat of just two months.
SOpm9b
No.153880
>>153876
programming, politics, tech, research etc.
d9gLLO
No.153882
zUN9Hs
No.153883
TJYPiz
No.153886
>>153857(OP)
> anons i look decentish and have decentish height too
> papa/mama are IAS level officers and im financially good too
> all my friends have GFs and have sex regularly
> bhenchod mai hi 18 ka hoke virgin hoke reh gya
Just kill yourself you whiny faggot
zUN9Hs
No.153887
>>153884
I'll never chat with anyone or any foid on plebbit. A plebbit chat truly messed up my mental health.
SOpm9b
No.153889
>>153879
trust me, i am not larping yaar. i am seriously fucked up.
SOpm9b
No.153891
>>153887
understandable, been there. sorry :(
TJYPiz
No.153893
zUN9Hs
No.153894
>>153891
Even today I made a new plebbit account and It got suspended just because I'm commenting rapidly. Kek! scum place.
!d1cxXrYORTp/HKr
IodsNU
No.153895
>>153857(OP)
Arrey betichod mat padh jee ke chakkar me zyada.
I wasted 1st year of college thinking double drop maarke college change kroomga(im in decentish college).
College matters a lot,not denying par avg college ke bacche bhi faadhte hain.
If i was you i would focus on my jee,if u didnt get good rank go to good banaglore college avg cse oackage in my college is good too and yahan koi itna oadhta bhi nahi hai.
Codeforces chaku krde itna badha headstart milega or boht door khulenge baaki jab tujhse ab teer nhi laga or rr krta hai to college mein bhi royega.
Bahar jaa enjoy kar,trips maar or roz oadhta reh.
Reddit advice lgegi lar sach yehi hai or kain same phase se nikla hoon.
RxydW7
No.153896
>>153880
Get serious with programming. CS is the field which doesn't really care about degrees. Don't wait for college syllabus to cover topics.
Learn and build whatever you're interested in CS. Maybe AI/ML. Become and expert in it and showcase your expertise to the world.
Learn about ICPC, or get into bug bounty.
Learn video editing on the side, there's a lot of demand of editors. Game dev is also a good side hustle.
Don't just sit on your ass. Ik how it feels, I wasted 3 years to clear backlogs. Currently an SDE with ~4 yrs exp.
BWVqNq
No.153898
>>153895
bhai rehne de, aise logo ko sirf rona hi aata hai, ye nahi samjhenge
zUN9Hs
No.153899
>>153895
What for BCAanons saabji?
zUN9Hs
No.153901
>>153898
He has women in his life. His venting is still shallow in compared real shutins.
!d1cxXrYORTp/HKr
IodsNU
No.153912
>>153901
Bhai tu bhi uske jaisi hi baat kr rha hai.
What do u think women is like,koi badhi achievement thodhi hai.
Unironically bhartiya enginner ladhko mein 90 percent ko baat hi nhi krni aati naahi krte hain.
Main khud college mein dekhta hoon,or ladhki se baat krega to pata lgega ki wo bhi bc aisi hi rawalli hoti hain kam buddhi ki.
Zyada load mat le,relationshio baadme dejhna oehle social hona seekho, fir tujh bhi lagega ki bc ye bhi mere jaisi hi hai bas thodhi kam buddhi ki hai
YHtvgy
No.153915
>>153870
tier 3 city mein itni choddam patti horhi hai highschool mein
kaha rehte ho anon plz tell karo? Delhi NCR?
BWVqNq
No.153916
>>153912
inke khoon mein nahi hai
NhriuH
No.153917
>>153857(OP)
Life kitna badhiya hai iss nanhe madarchod ka phir bhi randi rona karna hai
Please rope mujhe sukun milegi
SOpm9b
No.153921
fRxQ4u
No.153923
>>153857(OP)
Fucking underage chamaar I will find you and brutally skull fuck you bhangi
AV2GfM
No.153931
what's up with this sudden surge of plebbitor and jeefags?
dT7d0f
No.153934
>>153931
JEE season just ended, plebbitors were always here. Be it lungimoot's indiachan, rusty's inch or puranavid's inch. Lungimoot promoted indiachan in /r/bakchodi IIRC.
!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a
XjP5hk
No.153981
>>153857(OP)
Okay so
>Rich dude with parents having rishwat money
>Rizzed up a random girl on reddit
>Ex calls him to masturbate over call and suggests cheating
>Wasting time with JEE when unmotivated
>Started a startup with no product or MVP in place
>Expected engagement without a marketing strategy.
Sounds like you don't really want to do anything with your life or learn anything new but just need pussy so you stop feeling bad about all your friends getting it.
And
>>153870
Cannot even type coherently in paragraphs.
No wonder you're stuck.
>>153871
>"baap ka paisa" isn't helping
Just get average marks and get into a mid Engineering college.
Hope that helps.
!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a
XjP5hk
No.153986
Y1c/+U
No.154039
>>153986
My dad is pushing for Metallurgical and Mechanical, saying if I get a CS-related job I'll be far away from home. Should I still convince him for CS ? Is there any hope for a possibly private Mech. Engg. degree ?
Also, didn't get anything in 2nd round JoSAA. This is for if i need to go private.
f4h4vU
No.154041
BWVqNq
No.154042
>>154039
>Is there any hope for a possibly private Mech. Engg. degree
Mech is useless. Do a three year degree instead of 4 year BTech and recover your lost time.
Prepare for SSC CGL during college and give exam in the last year.
W1E1oC
No.154043
aislop
Y1c/+U
No.154045
>>154042
>SSC CGL
FUCK NO
Done with memexams. I want to build skill now and get a jaab. Fuck this meme exam shit. Maybe I'll prep for GATE/CAT on the side. But I'm tired now. Especially sarkari babu exams.
f4h4vU
No.154047
Y1c/+U
No.154048
>>153896
>video editing
I used to do video editing for my uncle's JewTube channel during pandemic. I know a fair bit of Filmora and I kinda like it, it's fun.
What level of skill does one have to reach in it to start making money on the side ?
Y1c/+U
No.154050
>>154047
I said that because the syllabus kinda aligns with what I will most likely study in kalej. I won't go out of my way to mug up bullshit for a sarkaari babu job.
>SSC
Only Short Service Commision job I find interesting is AFCAT. But even then if it's too much time consuming with low possibility of success, I won't chase it.
AV2GfM
No.154053
>>153934
are koi nhi yaara. life ain't over by some meme eggjaam. there's so much more to life than this. just be a good person and follow your heart
iaFU+t
No.154062
>>153857(OP)
tum sab log loser, why don't any of you don't have any passion apart from larki ke chuttad chatana
RxydW7
No.154071
>>154048
DaVinci Resolve is a free video editing software.
Used for color grading etc. as well.
Pick up a tutorials on YouTube, keep applying what you learn. Learn the theory as well.
Start making your own content FROM existing YT videos, can be reals, montages, recaps etc.
Create a portfolio with copyright free stuff and put them on your website or Google Drive.
Go on reddit, check for subreddits which posts gigs, start reaching out to people. Maybe Fiverr etc. as well.
Helps if you have a gaming laptop at the minimum and a decent monitor.
RxydW7
No.154076
>>154048
Also, 9-5 jobs to create wealth (may not apply to you since you're well off - assuming) are going to be a thing of the past unless you have a high paying job.
Think about how you can launch something on your own. Check out ProductHunt or similar websites to see what people are launching these days.
SAAS is the way forward IMO for an individual who is interested in CS but doesn't want the 9-5 grind.
Not saying it's not hard work, you'll just enjoy it more 'cause you'll be working for yourself. And that makes a huge difference.
Y1c/+U
No.154078
>>154071
Thank you saar. New skill acquired. Well, I had actually acquired it years ago, I just need to get better now.
Tho I'll probably need a way better computer than what I have rn.
Y1c/+U
No.154079
OL6KOg
No.154087
>>154079
So OP and you are same, kek!
!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a
XjP5hk
No.154095
>>154039
>saying if I get a CS-related job I'll be far away from home.
And what will you do in fucking Jharkhand? Tribal woman sexual practices research?
Convince him for CS. At least there are almost always jobs without sirfarish and something new coming up.
kEgnVb
No.154101
>>154039
abe saale pajeet, apne baap ko peet de aur ghar se bhaag ja agar admi banna hai zindagi mein.
kEgnVb
No.154102
>>154062
i do, i will become an industrialist, not some small size enterpise trader but actual manufacturer.
OL6KOg
No.154104
Bhacels are back in town.
rijnmA
No.154106
>>153857(OP)
Quit reddit
If you have money get an mtb and take a trip and a break
If you don't have the money, still take a break
Imho you are trying way too hard even beyond what your capabilities are and it's not healthy
It may not solve anything but you will still feel refreshed atleast
But defo quit reddit
That shithole is now just an antifa run public forum where they wanna encourage everyone to ropemaxx
OL6KOg
No.154107
Just now I banged my pillow with cold blanket and coomed at the end.
OL6KOg
No.154109
>>154106
Reddit is run by Joos. Anyways hell is just your difference between thoughts and reality.
OL6KOg
No.154110
Coomed and now feeling week.
OL6KOg
No.154111
I'll find the cure for my maladaptive daydreaming today obviously on internet.
kEgnVb
No.154112
OL6KOg
No.154114
Shockwaves are coming from screen while lurking BhaCh. Feeling very sleepy now. I have to go for forever because my braincells are burning now from this place. Dayush want us all to fail miserably.
OL6KOg
No.154118
>>154112
Larper never backs down pyaare!
OL6KOg
No.154123
Why I'm behaving like a mental patient in public places or while socializing. Is this because of chronic masturbation? I know it's because of masturbation. I lost yaaron! I need to do all this again.
rijnmA
No.154128
L2mXzb
No.154131
>>153923
Jeecels and meme exams subhuman jeets will try to overtake and shit over every single forum in this shithole country
I fucking hate this country and the obsession with meme exams so much
Btw this guy has a better life than 90% young jeets but still whining like he is doing bonded labour
Y1c/+U
No.154136
>>154095
>And what will you do in fucking Jharkhand
He has wet dreams about me being in Tata Steel. God knows what the fuck is in that company.
>Tribal woman sexual practices research?
Sounds good ngl kek
He says:
>Arey anon, tum woh IIT Madras online wala toh kar hi raha hhai, plus makaynikal kar loge toh wide portfolio hoga naa
>Ab software wala job karega toh kahi door posting hoga, fir hum aur tumhari mummy akele pad jaayenge
I'll try to convince him.
Y1c/+U
No.154141
>>154087
no you fucking retard
i wish i was OP
if my parents were both sarkaari babus, I'd be showering in poontang in KITS or sumthang
Baap has a private low paying jaab
No savings, no investments, only PF and one house.
Bachpan se har mahine paison ki dikkat dekhi hai
my bhjosdiwala baap had so many chances to upskill
but this faggot for some reasaon didn't do jack shit
god it pisses me off
kEgnVb
No.154142
>>154131
he is better off than 99%, i know what kind of fags there were in my coaching.
Y1c/+U
No.154143
>>154141
now he's fucking 60 rotting in a one bedroom apartment in a diferent city for work
fuck this shit
my baap's failures are upon my head now
mummy is constantly depressed for a couple of years now because she had a fight with her sisters and nobody talks to her anymore
i have to be her personal therapist
god fucking damn it im so fucing frustrated rn
i am UC + mangla, it will be a pain in the ass to find a wife for me
no love/interfaith/intercaste marriage because of course
mera toh janeu bhi nahi hua hai aaj tak, im approaching 19
not like i care, but apparently its a big thing that they feel very guilty about
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a
XjP5hk
No.154144
>>154136
>Tata Steel
Yaar Swol
Tell you what
Every year
Thousands of baaps across this country have this idea of trying to game the system
They think that something specific and niche will be better than CS
Wait, I will type out two greentexts for you.
Y1c/+U
No.154145
>>154143
I WANT TO RUN AWAY
I WANT TO FUCKING RUN AWAY SO BAD FROM THESE FAGGOTS
I WANT TO LEAVE THEM TO ROT AND DIE
I WILL BUILD A LIFE FROM NOTHING
GOD GAVE ME ENOUGH IQ AND RESOURCES TO BUILD A LIFE FROM THE STREETS
IF ONLY I COULD FUCKING BREAK FREE
I WANT TO BE LIKE TYLER DURDEN
LOSE EVERYTHING AND GAIN EVERYTHING
I AM SHACKLED AND I OWE OBLIGATIONS TO IDIOTS WHO NEVER TOOK ANY INTIATIVE IN LIFE
MY PARENTS MADE ME A FUCKING MAUGA
AUR AB JAB HAM KOSHISH KARTE HAIN MARD BANNE KA
SALA YAHI LOG AAKE MEREKO CASTRATE KARTA HAI
GYM JAANE PAR BHI DAS THO BAAT SUNAYEGA SALA
FUCK THESE MADARCHOD OLD FAGGOT RETARDS
maybe that one anon is right...
maybe i should just kill them...
kfAyK5
No.154149
Relax karo sirs, ho jayega theek sab kuch. Even if everything ng fails, I doubt your living condition would be worse then what you were brought up in
Y1c/+U
No.154150
>>154144
I can't believe I am getting better laife advice from a guy named indrajeet i met on a random ass minecraft server than my own father.
They're right, don't trust every old man, even fools grow old. Unfortunately I was born the son of a fool.
Tho I have to give credit, even with everything fucked up and shitty, he did send me to a good school because he knew formative years are important and accidentally created the circumstances that caused me to develop well cognitively.
+urIbk
No.154155
>>154145
yaar bhangi go to a college or something
Do some Bsc or BA or some (by the way I am a nigger) ass course far away from home
Y1c/+U
No.154156
>>154149
>sab dete hain pravachan kyunki unki life chal rahee hai tanatan
>lekin jab halat ho jaye tang, saare raaste ho jaye band
>shakal ka uda hua ho rang aur udaas rehata ho mann
>tab jhand samajh mein aata hai koi bhajan aur motivation
Nevertheless, I appreciate your santwana D.I.C. saar. But I'm just so doompilled and angry rn.
kEgnVb
No.154157
Y1c/+U
No.154161
>>154157
>you just have exposure due to internet
Everyone has exposure to internet idiot. Some end up using instagram specifically for cooming, some end up getting a femdom cuck fetish from a subreddit, and some end up on bhach minecraft server.
Bandar ke gale mein calculator. Just giving someone a tool doesn't necessarily mean you will become a genius.
kEgnVb
No.154164
>>154161
you absolute faggy brainlet, kill yourself. i wont explain further but someday you will be like your khoosat baap rambling about outdated stuff.
!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a
XjP5hk
No.154169
>>154143
>i am UC + mangla, it will be a pain in the ass to find a wife for me
You're past the age for arranged marriages.
Just date a girl who has a manglik kundali and be done with it.
>no love blablabla
You're like 18 or 19
Too early to worry
>janeu
You're talking as if you will be memorising the Vedas after Janeu.
>>154144
Anyways, the stories
>Be oversmart Dawoodi Bohra kid from neighboring town
>Same age as me
>JEE results and such come
>No IIT, but he gets into top CS college in my area
Cannot tell what and where because I'll be doxxed.
>Classes start
>Bohra kid asks people their percentage in 12th
>This pigmullah got like 98% in 12th PCM
>Kid sitting with him got 70%
>Pigmulluddin gets mad and decides to take a drop year
>He wastes another year preparing for JEE
>Doesn't make it this year again
>Doesn't go for CS
>Decides to go for Chemical engineering
Logic: Very few people go for it, so I can easily get a job.
>4 years later
>It's difficult af to find a job
>He barely manages to get a job for 25k a month in Mumbai
>Covid comes
>His roommate leaves as he was a CS chad and got WFH
>He can no longer afford mumbai ki rent on 25k salary
>He has to leave his jaab
>Gets back
>Tries to find more jobs
>Goes to Dubai
Logic: Dubai has a perfume industry and I have chemical engineering degree
>Doesn't work
>He doesn't have experience in perfuming
That's one
Second
>Be my senior in school
>Father does business of smuggled clothes stolen from containers
>Fails to get into a good college
>Wants to get into acting and such because good face card, too short though
>Father gets him into petroleum engineerinng
Logic: Kisi petrol pump wali ladki se shaadi karwa denge
>Later has trouble finding a job
>Trouble finding a girl
No idea about either of them now but they would have been better off doing cs
>>154150
>indrajeet
I forgot about this name and minecraft altogether, kek
>>154150
>Unfortunately I was born the son of a fool.
My father is a fool too. I had to struggle a lot because of him too.
Even now, I am paying out of my own pocket to fund my Japan stuff.
kEgnVb
No.154170
>>154161
what is your percentile jeefag? i got 50 then 70 didnt cope for even a month and just went ahead with life, see life goes on, your life isnt really fucked, it will be fucked when your btech is over and you dont have a job otherwise life is like a rot where we just wait for rope.
kEgnVb
No.154171
>>154169
>>janeu
>You're talking as if you will be memorising the Vedas after Janeu.
some people really just waste their life worrying about meaningless stuff that is irrelevant.
MBYCYd
No.154173
doomer anon, here's what I can tell. Have a target of the age of 40 to create sufficient savings that you can use for shit like surrogacy and what not if you fail to find a wife. Have 30 as a taregt to land a stable job or atleast any random joe job or an entry level job but in a stable field where the career progession is clear. Plenty of such fields exists but it's upto you to do the needful work & be sincere at it.
Y1c/+U
No.154175
>>154169
Yeah no, CS it is. If he doesn't listen I'll threaten him to jump off the bridge onto the train tracks.
>love, shaadi, janeu
don't care about any of that yet. just mentioned it because it came to my mind.
>forgot about this name and minecraft altogether
Yaar I was thinking of starting a server after I find a kalej. the world would be amplified this time. I miss minecraft so much. Listening to the soundtrack actually makes me feel like im coddled up in the arms of a loving, caring mom.
>>154170
84%ile @ GEN-EWS
kEgnVb
No.154177
>>154175
just take any college outside of your bumfuck state and have crazy sexo with women and learn some dev or ml with dsa, you will be good.
!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a
XjP5hk
No.154178
>>154175
>server
The server is still on sir
Never shut it down.
I had to take down some mods because I accidentally crashed last time with some red stone stuff.
I don't miss minecraft.
It's not fun to play when nobody plays.
And well, I got busy with visting Japan, applying to university for MBA, preparing, and such.
>>154175
>EWS
I hope your baap can afford college fees.
You will have to start working soon after college.
Y1c/+U
No.154181
Btw, it's been one week since I started eating less and taking cardio seriously, and I'm down like 1.5 kgs. I do want to speed up tho. Ever since I've started eating less, I feel more energetic and less depressed. Also, not feeling so sleepy anymore either.
>>154177
>just take any college outside of your bumfuck state
kuch milega tab na saar
>crazy sexo with women
don't like premarital sex want to only sexxo with waife. want to watch her mangal sutra and tits bounce together as i fuck her and tell her how much i love her.
>>154178
>applying to university for MBA
damn saar, congrats.
As for fees, he is telling me to take education loan from vidya lakshmi or some crap.
x7plF9
No.154185
>>153857(OP)
>met girl on reddit in march
> talked 8 months straight, shared trauma, spotify, late night calls
Lmao yaar, be better, parasociality isn't good.
