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Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152402

Is this really happening en masse right now?

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152407

>>152402(OP)

OBC certificate is shit and is of almost no use.

Get a SC certificate bro.

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152411

>>152402(OP)

Yes these things are still happening

>>152407

They won't be using obc certificate if it were of no use

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152412

>>152407

what about birth certificate fraud and beginning UPSCcelling right from 1st year college using proxy just like jee bhangis used proxy for 11th & 12th?

Anonymous

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pkQ3C1

No.152415

>>152402(OP)

>>152402(OP)

OBC certificate is worthless lmao.

Anonymous

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pkQ3C1

No.152416

>>152412

Birth cert fraud is based, even 3 years reduction in age can give you emotional maturity as well as time to clear most exams that you won't normally.

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152417

>>152411

EWS is better than OBC.

Only general candidates can avail EWS.

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152418

>>152415

even still, how do brahmins or rajputs live with the act of such fraud ? Wouldn't relatives question them or wouldn't this become an issue during marraige? Afterall what kind of a brahmin or rajput are you to begin with? Heck your parents may've very well frauded their brahmin or rajput status

Anonymous

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A8bL1s

No.152419

>>152402(OP)

All bamans should use this. Basedo!

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152420

>>152416

yaar, but wouldn't the person have to update 10th, 12th, aadhar, pan, passport?

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152425

>>152412

i don't think its happening because when you pass the exams there are too many eyes on you.

Its not JEE where only rishtedaars do the tehqiqaat. When you pass the exam even with a low rank you become a Class-1 government officer and whole district and your whole caste (rich fathers of your caste who have daughters of marriageable age) research about you

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152426

>>152417

6-7 marks ka hi diff hai.

>inb4 ttuze kya pata 1 marks ki keemat bhachcel babu

BR

vdVDwB

No.152427

>>152420

>>152418

They don't clear the exams, these are bihari guys who think making a fake certificate from tehsildar for 500 will work. None them clears, and even if they do they are rejected in mains verification.

Even puja khedkar whose baap was ias took 11 attempts and obc + pwd just to clear the exam kek and later she was dismissed

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152428

>>152425

even if they 'research', why wouldn't the families be ready to give their roondi daughters as the exam scammers will be having a stable gobbermint jaab?

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152429

>>152418

>1000 different castes paying their to move upper varna

>centuries later all of them paying to get lower caste certifactes

Capitalism is truly one of the

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152430

>>152426

that happens only after interview stage.

Pre and Mains is in favour of EWS. Interview panel are all UC and UC candidates look better phenotypically and have better education, better english speaking skills and better overall personality than OBC candidates so they cover the 7 mark gap easily in interview.

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152431

>>152427

>puja khedkar

chitpavan brahmin?

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152433

>>152428

i mean rich fathers from your caste will approach you to marry their daughter, so the research of biodata happens.

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152434

>>152431

obc maratha

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152437

>>152430

>Pre and Mains is in favour of EWS

??and speak in english bhaiyo

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152440

>>152434

acha, I thought all 'kar' ending surnames meant to indicate chitpavan brahmin surname.

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152442

>>152437

EWS has lower passing cutoff in Pre and Mains, these parts are the toughest.

Interview is relatively easier, especially when the panel is all UC (mostly Brahmin).

Thats why no muslim became IAS this year.

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152444

>>152430

Idk man. I daily see bhangis looking UCs in those jewpsc mootivational shorts where they take mock interviews. Usually they only post those mocks of people who are have cleared it.

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152445

>>152442

yaaar, is meritocracy really dead in this god forsaken cunt? Destroy reservations ffs lundia govt. No wonder the entire gobbermint is filled to the brim with scammers

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152446

>>152440

no

Anonymous

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pkQ3C1

No.152448

>>152418

>how do brahmins or rajputs live with the act of such fraud ?

I wonder the same, i could not live with it if I had to lower myself to the freebies and spoon feeds that are availed to the subhumans yaar. However a lot of Brahman and Rajputs are actually not the Varna they claim to be in the first place.

Anonymous

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50NhbY

No.152450

>>152444

they are uc

picrel guy looks like a dalit but he is chauhan rajput

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152452

>>152450

Wahi keh rha. Aside from looks, most faggots are retarded in themselve in mock interviews. They can't comprehend some questions and neither does the panel can explain questions mostly. Makes me think is jewpsc is actually just memory memory memory

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152453

>>152452

alright, now how are subjective answer scripts even evaluated?

Anonymous

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pkQ3C1

No.152455

>>152450

Just because he uses chauhan, doesn't mean he is actually a Kshatriya. Everyone can larp as sort of any surname in India at this point. However I must admit, I really like this guy, no disrespect on him.

IN

wRXQOw

No.152456

>>152402(OP)

I know people with fake EWS, I think caste one is harder to get

Anonymous

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mOYKz6

No.152458

>>152456

>I know people with fake EWS

kek, how does one get that?

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152459

>>152453

Woh toh bhai pajeet dobal hi bata sakta hai. Lekin jaha tak meri knowledge, if you're parents are in govt service you are more likely to be appointed regardless of chutiya answer you wrote in exam. Ias ips is a cult.

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152463

>>152459

>if you're parents are in govt service you are more likely to be appointed regardless of chutiya answer you wrote in exam.

again, is this because of some sort of fraud in the evaluation side?

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152465

>>152459

>Woh toh bhai pajeet dobal hi bata sakta hai. Lekin jaha tak meri knowledge

mein hindi behi aati. Plz speak english as the hindi sentence I'd typed is the only hindi I know.

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wRXQOw

No.152467

>>152458

Fake income, mostly people with businesses are able to do so.

There's some other stuff in the requirements like maximum land ownership, etc, but they bypass most of those also by classifying it as agriculture

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152469

>>152467

We only own one apartment of 1400 sq ft and my baap makes 10 lpa. We've som emoney on shares here there, about 15 lakhs in total but that's about it. He'd been investing in the market for more about 12 years in a very careful manner and made it till where we're right now.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152472

>>152469

u can get the certificate easily if you don't have too much real estate

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152477

>>152472

Nah, I don't know how to get one as my baap works in consulting and does iso audits, and I don't wish to indulge in this shit. State of Lundia looks so sad that people must resort to corruption just to climb up yaar.

Anyways, the upsc thread on plebbit is in no shortage of blackpills.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UPSC/comments/1lbjz7z/end_of_upsc_dream/

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152482

>>152477

such people should open a restaurant or similar business and try to grow it by redirecting the inspirational drive that they used during the exam preparation.

I am sure that they will mog the local city baniyas in business and will earn in lakhs in next decade

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152484

>>152482

It's quite hard to reboot life bhai, and it's even harder to learn new skills at that age due to ageing, unless until you're bryan johnson that is whose routine inturn requires millions & million sof dollars.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152485

>>152484

those who prepare for government exams are much ready for these little challenges if they aren't complete retards.

And if they are retards then they were never going to pass the exams so it doesn't matter since there is a huge population of unemployed useless trash in India.

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152489

How does this even happen? In exams like, JEE, NEET, GATE, CAT(only requires 3-5 months btw), you can easily secure 99th %ile with ease and most certainly you may find yourself landing in the 99.5+ %ile, but people 'fail' upsc. Something looks fishy af. I just checked the questions of csat this year and the supposedly diffuclt part of the paper involving quant looked like an avg CAT question. Forgive me for reddit posting, but this truly fascinates me. Never have I seen so much blackpills, except maybe in incels.is.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152493

>>152489

csat is only of qualifying nature. It doesn't decides your rank. You only require 33% marks to pass CSAT. The other paper of prelims is where the competition starts.

Btw could you tell me the hardest government exam with has mathematics related question (like ssc etc) and which can land you a class-1 or class-2 government post ?

I mean could you post the difficulty heirarchy of these exams which you know about ?

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

BrC9oO

No.152496

>>152402(OP)

>Fake caste certificate

I know an Uttarakhandi rajput who became an SC to get some gormint exam but failed it.

>Reduced age

My Bihari classmate had reduced his age by 2 years. Said it was normal in Bihar.

>Puppet attending college

My mother's mausi's son paid somebody in UP to attend his exams in some college and got a degree so he could get married to this girl with a Master's degree in Archeology or something.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152502

>>152496

>Uttarakhandi rajput who became an SC

they already look like SC

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152504

>>152496

>so he could get married to this girl with a Master's degree in Archeology or something.

who inturn cucks him with a mullah who in turn gets hannibal lecter treatment who in turn gets rekt by bajrang dal memebers who in turn get rekt by a road accident. Such is the life cycle of a pajeet. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Scammer genes literally course through our veins

Anonymous

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Q9L06x

No.152508

>>152402(OP)

All JEWPSC and state pcs is literal RNG. Like year studying might help you but luck plays like 90%. How tf is Puneet from BA in sociology supposed to know how a Fast Breeding Reactor works. The entire sub is filled with "omg pappuram ias coaching ka sharma sir ka cock accha h ya poopfarten ias ka singhania sir ka". That sub alone should've been a blackpill for anyone. And people who have western 6-7 years should respectfully just kill themselves at this point. This shit isn't any better than gambling.

Only Banking exams are somewhat dependable, like you generally know what will come and with enough practice you might be able to do well.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152511

>>152508

which banking exam is the hardest ?

Anonymous

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OWEAac

No.152512

>>152511

RBI grade 2

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152513

>>152493

>which can land you a class-1 or class-2 government post ?

I've no clue about govt exams bhai. Part of the reason I'd made this thread was to gain some understanding on the nature of these exams as I'm shell shocked by shit such as subjectivity of the exam, the recent upsc prelims answer key fiasco, etc.. If you're looking for difficult math exams, you can look into those of TIFR, CMI, ISI, NBHM exam papers.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152519

>>152513

not higher leve maths but i got my answer it seems>>152512

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152520

>>152512

thats still a Grade-B job. UPSC is Grade-A job.

The good thing with maths based exams is that the syllabus is limited and your marks solely depend on the practise of a definite type of questions.

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152528

>>152520

is there RBI grade A?

Anonymous

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jOeW9B

No.152531

>>152520

There's no grade A banking exam

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152533

last week I went to SBI and there was an absolute qt there doing the work. She seems so energetic and she also was very happy while other workers looked distressed.

She must be from a very higher lineage of her north-west indian caste.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152534

>>152531

okay, so the highet level jobs at RBI are reserved for IAS and IRS officers from UPSC ?

Anonymous

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ZJR54b

No.152541

>>152402(OP)

If they still had to reappear for exam, then they've no right to criticize the reservation

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152545

>>152541

i think only first three attempts should be given to use reservation benefits.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

BrC9oO

No.152546

>>152504

Nothing like this happened

They now have two kids living the rich brat life in a huge mansion.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152554

>>152546

their caste ?

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152567

>>152546

are they biharis?

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152575

>>152463

>again, is this because of some sort of fraud in the evaluation side?

Cult

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152577

>>152459

i don't think anything like that happens.

It just depends on how you raise your children.

In India only the government job seekers are somewhat educated. The businessman aren't concerned about raising their kids properly as these bureaucrats are. Thats why its the kids of these bureaucrats and other governemment officers mostly who crack these exams.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152578

>>152575

cult narrative is somewhat true about the Supreme Court.

Anonymous

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MtNRtW

No.152580

UPSCels are now money farmers nothing else like gamblers.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152601

>>152455

>I really like this guy

kek he is a regular libtard

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152613

>>152577

No. Businessman literally send their kids to most expensive schools and coaching possible so they can study and build connections. Why cult theory is true because ias/ips afsar live in a different world than other government officials. They are in a top system where they come contact and work with ministers, business men and god knows what type of corrupt and brutal things they do. They just cannot give a ticket to that type of world to literally any random fag. People who hail from government officials have some info about the network and shit happens their.

Put yourself in their show. Would you rather want somebody in your society whose father knows your work and stuff, or you would let any random fag in?

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152615

>>152580

Always have been. It is mild these days. Back then they were almost like demigod of their region. People would stand in line for days to get their signs and pay then alot of shit to get work done.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152628

>>152613

>Businessman literally send their kids to most expensive schools and coaching possible

businessmen send their schools to top schools but these schools segregate the sections based on merit. Businessmen never force their children to study as hard as these officers do.

Neither do most businessmen provide the intellectual environment to their children while they are grwoing up. You can literally see the home walkaround of Ashneer grover on youtube and you will notice that his house lacks library and other intellectual thing that could inspire his children to work in intellectual fields.

Most businessmen are merely concerned about teaching the tricks of trade to their children because thats the only thing that matter for them ultimately.

Most richfag whore jeetas and chad you see on instagram are the children of these rich businessmen and not these officers. The environemnt if quite different in both these types of households. Both have different priorities in life.

Satya Nadellas father was a civil servant not a businessman. There are rarely any indian businessmen whose children follow intellectual pursuits in later life.

Just look at the children of Ambani and Adani, do you think they are intellectual giantheads ? no they aren't because their priorities lie somewhere else.

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152632

>>152628

or look at adar poonawala or kavya maran or even ratan tata. All of them got top education but none of them are inteallectual giantheads in the real sense.

Anonymous

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U0Wngc

No.152639

>>152632

>or look at adar poonawala or kavya maran or even ratan tata. All of them got top education but none of them are inteallectual gianthead

Yaar banamas, why would they grind their ass in schools and colleges when they already have a billion dollars to inherit? They are not kids of government official who want to reach IAS/IPS ranks are measle to them.

>Most richfag whore jeetas and chad you see on instagram are the children of these rich businessmen and not these officers

Thats because most richfags are businessman in the first place

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152645

>>152639

thats what i am talking about. In west the sons and daughters of barons and other upper class landed gentry can become intellectualls despite having all the money they would ever need in their life. Voltaire, Schopenhauer etc almost all philosophers in west hail from rich upper class families and despite this they diverted their energies towards intellectual pursuits. In India nothing like this happens in the current age.

Thats why the children of Indian businessmen can't compete with the children of IAS/IPS babus in competitive exams despite having the same or even higher quality of education.

In UK the children of upper class join Royal Civil Service but this won't ever happen in India.

The "cult" that you were talking about has little to do with corrupt practices, it has more to do with how the parents raise their children and as of now its only these babus who are raising their children properly in the direction of these government exams. No other social groups comes close.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

BrC9oO

No.152650

>>152554

Rajput, obviously

>>152567

No, they live in Jodhpur

Anonymous

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9FQTZk

No.152659

>>152650

rajputs are falling rapidly everywhere in India.

They have no entrepreneurs, no scholars, no big politicians etc.

They are surviving on their ancestral wealth at this moment.

luckily they have got the highest amount of ancestral wealth among all castes but still that won't last more than next 3 generations and utimately they will become socially euivalent to OBCs like yadavs, kurmis, marathas etc

Anonymous

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HWl0P/

No.152663

>>152412

>>152402(OP)

>>152416

yaar it couldve been so based if my mom didn't fuck it up by updating my school docs

everything was going great, I couldve gotten +2 years, my old Aadhaar even has my fraud dob

but school and mom did some fuckup when Aadhaar people came to school for making everyone's new cards

Anonymous

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MtNRtW

No.152669

>>152663

Keke! UPSCsucker spotted. I'll prepare for Bank eggzams but never for bureaucrats hellhole.

Anonymous

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Bt5vHs

No.152693

>>152663

kekda

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

BrC9oO

No.152733

>>152659

I'd like to disagree but you're right here.

>no entrepreneurs

Well, there are some in boomer generation. Mostly in traditional businesses such as mining, textile factory, marble and granite, etc.

>no scholars

Unfortunately true. Rarely I have come across a Rajput name in academia or research.

>no big politicians

Not true. But then, mostly limited to Rajasthan and the two-three Pahadi states.

>ancestral wealth

Some like me don't even have that, kek.

>won't last more than 3 generations

Classic Chinese proverb.

Ancestral wealth only lasts 3 generations.

I had a cab driver in my last office job who claimed to be Suryavanshi Kshatriya from UP who was doing some driver job. I learnt that most poor Rajputs end up doing such cab and truck driver jobs if they have no lands left for farming or such.