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Anon pyaare ki mummy
>Pyaara Anon JEE ke liye kitabein chodne mein vyast. >Ye uska 3rd drop hai. >Subah se shaam tak bas NAMO tablet pe PW app, hand-made notes, aur “JEE ke liye bas 1 saal ki tapasya karlo aur duniya tyaag do.” wala daily whatsapp status update (isko 3...
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Anon pyaare ki mummy
IHalRr
No.91907
>Pyaara Anon JEE ke liye kitabein chodne mein vyast.
>Ye uska 3rd drop hai.
>Subah se shaam tak bas NAMO tablet pe PW app, hand-made notes, aur “JEE ke liye bas 1 saal ki tapasya karlo aur duniya tyaag do.” wala daily whatsapp status update (isko 3 saal ho gaye hain).
>"Mummy, aaj Alakh sir ne friction padhaya. Itna intense tha na…”
>Mummy ne halki si smile di, blouse ka hook theek kiya: “Beta, friction mummy bhi feel karti hai… roz.”
>Anon: hain?”
>Mummy: “Kuch nahi beta, tu padhta reh~”
>Raat ke 8 baje– Drawing Room, Light Dimmed
>Doorbell bajta hai.
>Anon: “Mummy meri class chal rahi hai. Gate khol do na. Kal mera mock bhi hai!”
>Mummy: “Beta, chinta na kar mummy sab kuch khol degi~~”
>Gate khulta hai aur uspe khada hai Alakh Pandey. Sakshat!
>White kurta, chaati pe baal, haath mein camera aur ek tripod, aankhon mein laws of attraction.
>Mummy aankh maar ke boli: Sir, aaj ka topic kya hai?”
>Alakh sir: “Thrust, pressure… aur wet surfaces ka behavior under heat.”
>Mummy: “Chalu karo na phir, Anon 2 ghante tak apne room mein band rahega uski class chal rahi hai.”
>Camera on hota hai. Mummy ne lipstick dubara lagayi aur dupatta gira dia.
>Alakh sir: “Ye kya? Resistor overload ho gaya lagta hai.”
>Mummy: “Control kar lo sir. Mujh mein toh har taraf current ghoom raha hai~
>Physics practicals start ho chuke hain…
>Meanwhile pyaara anon…
>“Sir ki class kyu cancel ho gayi? Recording bhi unavailable hai…” Uske screen pe buffer ho raha hai: “Sir is currently LIVE in another session.”
>Anon ko kuch samajh nahi aata aur wo DPP solve karne lag jata hai.
>Mummy ke room se bas kabhi kabhi zor se awaaz aati hai: “OHMMM… potential difference…!”
>Anon calls his mataji: "Mummy, kya hua? Itni awazen kyu aarahi hain aapke room se?
>Mummy dusre room se chillati hai: “Beta… mummy yoga kar rahi hai. Mat disturb kar.”
>Background mein awaaz aayi: “Bas hold karo, thoda aur push… Haan, wahin!”
>Anon sochta hai, “Waah mummy bhi health pe dhyan de rahi hai. Proud of her! JEE phodke mummy ke liye personal yoga trainer hire karunga.”
>2 ghante baad pyaare anon ke DPP khatam hote hai aur wo kamre se bahar aata hai. Tab tak alakh sir ghar se ja chuke thhe. Wo apni mummy ko sofa pe leta hua dekhta hai.
>Bal bikhre hue, bindi ulti, lipstick gaayab.
>Anon: “Mummy, lagta hai aaj bohot thak gaye aaj. Zyada hi yoga kar li."
>Mummy: Sofa se khade hoti hai aur uski taango ke bich se alakh sir ka hydrodynamics tapak raha hai. "Haan beta. Man kar raha hai ek coffee pee lu."
>Anon notices alakh sir's thermodynamics and confuses it for sweat-"Mummy aapko to pehle hi itna pasina aa raha hai. Aap baitho mai banata hu."
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No.91908
>>91907(OP)
Thats a man
q+FCWO
No.91912
Fucking auntyposter ban this faggotiya
