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JJY6G5
No.82284
i am never getting laid
just had a real human bean moment
>be me
>27 yo ,curly haired tallish
>but completely autistic
>go to MedPlus to buy some tablets for my mother
>the cashier/assistant is a cute shortie
>i am not really into small talk
>only 3 people in the shop
>me ,her and some boomer
>keep silently standing
>boomer has problems paying with his UPI
>I help him
>she smiles at me for helping
>force a wide smile that must have look awkward
>boomer still wants some othermedicine
>she says she will check for it
>turn around keep staring outside for a while
>boomer finally leaves
>she says thanks for waiting
>I smile even wider
>i ask why i haven't seen her before
>she says she has been working there only very recently
>by now I have seen her smile at me a few times
>OH SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.jpg
>she asks for my name ,phone number for billing
>I GENUINELY think I have FINALLY have a chance ONCE in my life
>I pay her
>she says you know anon I got married only very recently and the other guy who is here regularly is my husband
>I smile again and say congratulations then walk away
do you anons think I have a chance?
efy3hy
No.82285
>>82284(OP)
no you dont
joGFAa
No.82287
>>82285
kek dont do that man. Op probably already dreamnt his whole life with her
!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a
AkvsK9
No.82289
>>82284(OP)
>you anons think I have a chance?
Yaar anon
She told you about her husband
That's her way of telling you to stop imagining things while you smile at her.
You're 27
Get fit, take care of your hairline and go find some place where zoomerjeetas zoom around
yZ+WnQ
No.82297
mujhe chooot mein apna lund daalna hai yaaron, bahut tadap horhi hai, kisi randi ko hi chod dunga ab to
JJY6G5
No.82299
>>82287
you're correct that's exactly what happened on the drive back home
I haven't felt such adrenaline rush in years
even had a huge boner afterwards
JJY6G5
No.82300
JJY6G5
No.82302
yZ+WnQ
No.82303
>>82299
this reminds me when i sat in auto to go back home from kalej and this 30 around foid starting touching my love handles with her arm and yes it was intentional, even i started touching her using my elbow, touched her titties.
!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a
AkvsK9
No.82304
>>82302
Kpop and Turkish dramas don't matter man
Those are just fantasies
If you resemble that fantasy even 1% more than the average jeet in terms of how you wear clothes or assertiveness, they will like you.
>if I wasn't smiling stupid
You sound insecure from the way you describe your smile. So my guess is that there are your other body language cues that give you away such as your posture, eye movement, etc.
Think about it.
There was no reason to mention her husband
Da2OZ0
No.82317
>>82284(OP)
yea
+r7dhN
No.82319
>>82289
this. i was gonna type the first para
JJY6G5
No.82345
>>82303
I never smile
so whenever I smile it looks artificial and unnatural
in all my photos so far there is like 2 photos with me smiling
>There was no reason to mention her husband
i thought she mentioned it because I asked her why I didn't see her before
yZ+WnQ
No.82348
>>82345
if you look good but dont have game its ngmi, it is same for me, i look good enough but dont smile.
WFQXqz
No.82350
these reason you dont smile is because you are ugly, don't cope by calling yourself pretty but low self-esteem, that literally doesn't happen
joGFAa
No.82351
>>82350
This. Why cant ugly people just accept the fact that they dont look good. I did that long time ago and achieved some sort of mental peace
