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Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389348

I, as a janny, support the decision to make this a banner. Dyaush, I don't even get paid for this, so as my payment for all these 10 months of modding bhch, 10×500=5000, please make this a banner

Anonymous

IN

d6uiCC

No.389349

>>389348(OP)

Wtf I was about to send him gift cards. Now I'll wait

Anonymous

IN

/D57Dw

No.389350

>>389348(OP)

I lub you Modjeet

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389354

>>389349

Don't, I do this job for free as is true janny tradition

He has been insisting to pay me for months but i don't trust payment methods and they seem very glowy in india

So as my payment for 10 months I support making this a banner of bhch

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389356

>>389348(OP)

Hey that's cheating.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389357

>>389349

no we have jannies who are paid yaar if you are sending gift card send it i will just pay them beforehand.

Anonymous

IN

oBSM6o

No.389358

>>389348(OP)

Pajeet ko naya baap mil gaya😅 pajeet ne 150 crore spend kare iske banner k liye😭 aur 150 crore ka result? Pajeet politicians ka personal picnic with Messi🤣

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389359

>>389356

Cope. You have been outplayed

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389360

>>389354

stop making it about you there are few other jannies.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389361

>>389357

Nope, I am the unpaid janny

Pay up my salary that is make this a banner

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389362

>>389360

OK saar but this is my salary, I am forgiving my salary to make this a banner

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389363

>>389358

haha nice one musleem anon.

amazing how muslims are the best posters of bharatchan. we should have /islam/ board.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389365

>>389349

I am in office pay in next 10 mins anon i will add two banners.

Consider it as a support for bhach.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389366

>>389362

haha sure.

Anonymous

IN

AwLuAm

No.389367

>it has begun

Janny drama ends chans

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389369

>>389367

>janny drama

Dude I am just supporting a new banner

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389371

>>389367

tbh he is one of the nicest person i have met and genuinely helpful and never asked a paisa.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389373

>>389349

anon

Anonymous

IN

c6s8ns

No.389376

>>389365

>>389357

Yaar dyaush now it's obvious that you're gonna make it a banner irrespective of whether I pay or not

:kek:

your modjeet saved me 3k

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389377

>>389373

No money, there is ronaldo on sp banner

Precedent has been set. You have lost this one.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389379

>>389376

well yeah but if you want to donate to help or support you can ig.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389380

>>389376

Dude he has been insisting to pay me

My total salary for 10 months should sum up to be 5k. I am forfeiting that to make this a bhch banner. If he doesn't listen to me he won't listen to you.

Anonymous

IN

9nMr6H

No.389381

>>389376

Don't fall for this dayush. Make them pay for it :satania_j:

Anonymous

IN

AwLuAm

No.389383

>>389371

>never asked a paisa

When something's free (You) are the product

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389385

>>389377

>no money

dude i run bhach on loss 10s of thousands of loss don't disuade people from supporting the website yaar :cloud_moji_broatul.png:

absolutely worst behaviour.

>>389376

remember you agreed for 15k and i reduced it to 3k?

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389386

>>389381

I am literally paying for it though?

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389387

>>389383

maybe it's just lust for power.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389388

>>389385

Yeah but I am paying 5k. And don't go back yaar what is your problem with that image

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389389

>>389386

terms of condition meant you will earn ze zero rupees. :cloud_moji_poor_sna.png:

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389390

>>389388

you enjoyed uncontested power which is worth idk 15000 which means you are in debt and need to pay me 7000.

i will give you discount if you donate 2000 and ask other anon to donate 3000.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389391

>>389389

If we account for this it means you had to pay me 15000 modjeet.

i reduced it to 5000.

Anonymous

IN

9nMr6H

No.389392

>>389388

The image is very Anti-Bharat. A white man holding the tiranga looks like a colonizer :kita_stand:

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389393

>>389392

i told you guys indian football fans have identity crisis.

Anonymous

IN

vprhEk

No.389394

>>389385

I was never going to pay, sorry for wasting your time saar. Me iz NEET

Anonymous

IN

9nMr6H

No.389395

>>389393

Exactly yaar.

Anonymous

IN

vprhEk

No.389396

>>389393

Tbh I agree with you. Don't make it a banner. It looks very anti national

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389397

>>389390

>>389391

>>389393

Just make it a banner yaar

Stop acting out.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389398

Check your inbox dyaush let's discuss this personally

Anonymous

IN

oBSM6o

No.389401

>>389397

Are pajeet bas kar😭 150 crore ka banner, itna mehnga banner kyo lagana chapal forum pe

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389402

There is Kone Bryant and CR7 on sp banner. Let's put Messi. Anons please discuss this

Anonymous

IN

3/HbuG

No.389403

Abe retards, just instead of making it an exclusive messi banner edit it with another indian elements so if looks more appropriate for /sp/

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389404

>>389401

Why not?

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389405

leave it. i am surrounded by traitors.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389407

>>389403

Suggestion : make a Messi indian vrill picture with a swastika rotating behind his head in the pic of him holding the indian flag, and put this infront of the ram temple

Good enough? Will look kino

Anonymous

IN

9nMr6H

No.389410

>>389405

>Tiranga on top white man on bottom

:modi_ji::osaka_yureka::modi_ji:

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389411

>>389405

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389412

>>389405

>>389410

Opinion on this

>>389407

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389414

>>389410

zutted

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389415

>>389412

Or this

This looks better as we don't have Sachin

This incorporates the two GOAT

Anonymous

IN

oBSM6o

No.389417

>>389405

This one's better, 150 crore diya toh madam selfie k multiple takes le rahi hai, apne ghar se diya na 150 crore 😅

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389418

>>389414

Opinion on this>>389407

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389419

>>389412

Ask one of your NEETs to do that saar. This is the best you will get from me.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389420

>>389417

>gets gaped in the ass by police because NEET asked me to do le funi

No thank you deer.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389421

>>389419

Will do. Just give us a week

Anonymous

IN

9nMr6H

No.389422

>>389412

Too much effort and time consumption yaar:osaka_sleep:

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389423

>>389421

>a week

kek okay saar.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389424

>>389420

Don't even think about doing anything involving politicians

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389425

>>389422

Just do it yaar there are so many neets here

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389427

>>389394

>>389396

kek

Anonymous

IN

9nMr6H

No.389428

>>389414

:satania_laugh_g::satania_laugh_g::satania_laugh_g:

Anonymous

IN

9nMr6H

No.389431

>>389425

I'm wish I was one too...:osaka_cri:

Back in ze day I made punjabi AMVs when I was a nanha sa little NEET.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389432

>>389424

true i was gonna pull a parody on you guys by adding this as a banner but didn't want to visit kolkata this soon.

Anonymous

IN

auowmc

No.389433

This image isn't even banner size. Why would he keep this as a banner?

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389434

>>389431

kek

Anonymous

IN

auowmc

No.389435

>>389433

Made a few more.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389436

>>389433

Just see how entitled these guys are rakul similar to your professor in college.

I am like you in college getting harassed by entitled people.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389437

>>389435

kek

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389438

>>389435

bookmarked i will do one thing remove actual people add jaggus or pepe to avoid harassment and then do something but we will see.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389439

>>389432

Yaar this would have caused riots on bhch

Yaar dyaush we just love Messi. His story feels like a Shounen Anime and it feels very personal, not everything has to be about nationalism, think of this as indian compassion and indians cheering for greatness, which is a good indian quality

In time, I am sure as our PCI rises we will get our own Julian alvarez and Di Maria if not Messi

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389440

>>389433

SOVL

This is much better

Dyaush I nominate this

Anonymous

IN

auowmc

No.389441

>>389436

They have 1000 complaints and demands but no contribution.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389442

>>389439

i understand i was just trolling a bit partly. football fans in india right now is akin to early stages of kirket fans.

Anonymous

IN

Vbcl0O

No.389443

>>389439

Even Sachin's story is like shounen. He deserves a banner more than massiji tbh

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389444

>>389442

It will happen yaar. Consider this, Messi visiting might actually save WB from TMC.

Just pay him a tribute from our side. We can be nationalist while paying our tribute to the greatest to play football

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389445

>>389433

>>389440

can you make one without the politician please.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389446

>>389443

Literally this picture which I am suggesting. Edit the Jersey to be a jersey of Bharatchan

Two no 10, two Manlet, both born on 24th, both lost a WC final as the best player then went to win it 8 years later as the second top scorer

It's like poetry, it rhymes

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389447

>>389444

okay sirs.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389448

>>389445

Give me 2 days

Anonymous

IN

jwUEvy

No.389449

>>389348(OP)

Janny ki maa hue GOOBER'D

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389451

>>389446

>vandalize God's t-shirt

No saar.

Okay i will come back later and look through works and add few of them. Thanks modjeet and rakulsirs and other anons.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389452

>>389448

Take entire weekdays

Anonymous

IN

Vbcl0O

No.389454

>>389446

Hmmmm interesting :animu_eat:

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389455

>>389451

>he doesn't know about indiachan PES Jerseys

Yaar.

This is my suggestion, edit Sachin's jersey in that picture to be a bharatchan PES Jersey titled No 10 and the name reading GOAT/GOD and we can have that image as sp banner. It is perfect, puts Sachin and Messi on sp

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389460

>>389455

I liked the idea of 'proud moment saar' poster. just don't want any politician involved for obvious reasons.

we can have your suggestions too it's not like there are limit to number of posters.

i will see sirs.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389465

>>389460

Got it,.making a dedicated thread on kala for this

Do people even visit kala ?

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389466

>>389465

some do sirs. go ahead. pls add all the source material so that if even i am working it will be easier to just reference and work.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389468

>>389466

Got it

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389476

>87+ and other threads for a mere banner

we are truly race of wordcellers :cloud_moji_grin-jag.gif:

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389477

>>389476

such a complete waste of time.

Anonymous

UN

oNlInY

No.389479

>>389476

>>389477

>Messi made the chan alive on a Tuesday

>Messi will save WB from TMC

Apologise.

Anonymous

IN

auowmc

No.389480

>>389466

If I remove the politican it would look like Messi's flag is starched.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389488

>>389480

>2nd and 3rd

kekkekekek this will definitely get case filed on us.

Maybe we should replace entire person nwith someone else. and then add jaggu there.

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389489

>>389488

yeah jaggu

Anonymous

IN

auowmc

No.389571

>>389488

Tried using AI.

Anonymous

IN

HQ/R3r

No.389575

>>389571

Just cut out the politicians and ensure the Argentina flag stays

Just cut him out

Anonymous

IN

HQ/R3r

No.389576

>>389575

No need to mess else someone might file a complain

Anonymous

IN

auowmc

No.389590

>>389576

>>389575

Nobody is going to complain. Nobody cares about this random place.

Anonymous

IN

auowmc

No.389610

>>389590

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389614

>>389610

kek okay

Anonymous

IN

SVPFTD

No.389623

>>389610

It's done. Thanks anon.

Chikki Chaap

!CvHDi42+FlfuXrm

IN

H8uc4s

No.389625

>>389623

Meri pant messi ho gayi OUGHHH

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