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How many beeches do you think this guy gets?

Anonymous

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mgKuXf

No.389916

Story time bhch:

I am a KHV. I was a NEET for 2 years before i got this jaab. Picrel is my friend from college who worked hard and got into a nice company 6 months after college. He was a "NEET" for those 6 months after college. We used to be very nice friends and had the usual incel humour. He was a KHV too. But once the money flew in, he ascended. Today i saw this pic on his botsapp status and asked him to send them to me. How many beeches do you think he gets? I asked him and he tells that he has a girlfriend and is enjoying his life but i think he is not the kind who will stay loyal and plap a different beech every weekend. I on the other hand got a jaab better than him but still dont have any beeches. The reason being i dont look as good as him.

Brvtal blackpill. Even money cannot get me beeches. I think i will have to do prostitutemaxxing. Also, this guy is a really charming person and manipulates really well. This is solely the reason i believe he isn't the loyal kind of a guy.

Anonymous

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6DW6Xa

No.389920

>>389916(OP)

Above average MTN, would have to put a little bit effort in talking tho.

Anonymous

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mgKuXf

No.389925

>>389920

Yaar even i used to think he is MTN. But he is easily HTN or chadlite, i have seen him irl. These pics don't justify him. Anyways, i will ask him to share full frontal pics. I will post them ITT if he agrees to. But that is rare and would make me sound very sus.

Anonymous

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lGmh8d

No.389932

>>389925

How old are you? You might still have time keep trying for gf.

Anonymous

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kfKwv2

No.389937

>>389925

>, i will ask him to share full frontal pics.

nígga you gay as fuck

Anonymous

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6DW6Xa

No.389944

>>389937

Kek I'd be suspicious of some random negro started asking for face pics.

Anonymous

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ESHy/T

No.389965

>>389920

He has a girlfriend yaara. I have seen them together. I bet he plaps her every weekend while i stay here on this phorum.

>>389937

>>389944

Exactly. I am not gay and i have mentioned it that it will be weird. I am not gay yaara. My only intention was to post here coz these pics dont justify his appearance. But i wonder how he was a KHV before jaab but has a girlfriend after jaab. What did money change? How can money change the incel energy for him and not for me?

>>389932

I am 24. Is it not over yet? I guess it is because i can't see any progress.

Also anans, i just realized that he ```might``` be lurking here. It is over if he sees this post. But not really sure. I guess he has ascended

Anonymous

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XNSNBv

No.389975

>>389916(OP)

He looks like a janamjaat chutiya so yes he's probably successful with sluts. He's taking blowjob angle photos and trying to be obtuse about it. He knows how to play the game.

Anonymous

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6DW6Xa

No.389979

>>389965

>But i wonder how he was a KHV before jaab but has a girlfriend after jaab.

Low confidence also dating within your looks level, how good looking is his girlfriend?

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.389980

>>389975

Yeah. He knows the game yaar. He has a charming personality and manipulates well but why was he an incel or KHV right from school to college. College had many couples and now that I think, he could have gotten pussy. In college i thought he had incel energy but not now. Not trusting this gaandu.

Correction: he is not a chutiya if you mean it in the sense that he is dumb.

Anonymous

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j0OWmH

No.389981

what job? is it sde/swe?

Anonymous

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j0OWmH

No.389983

>>389980

money issue. i am also htn but i could never ever be confident enuf to pull bitches because i got no money.

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.389986

>>389979

Yaar i don't have their pics but she is very hot. Almost a stacyjeeta. To be honest, she is a stacyjeeta but she is slim and i am more into thicc girls. She is quite fair too.

>inb4 (indian) and state of origin

He is a brahmin from haryana and she is a jaat / khatri.

>jaat / khatri?

Yes, her father is a khatri and mother is jaatni. Both from haryana

His parents are both brahmins.

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.389988

>>389981

Yes. Oracle.

I will tell the package but it could land brvtal. I will do it anyways. 40LPA with 26 as base. He had joined it at 32LPA/20 base.

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.389992

>>389916(OP)

KHV chad ki jai

t. KHHV

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.389994

>>389983

Yaar but why isn't the money working for me. I am trying all of things. It is very brvtal that i realized it NOW that money also cannot seem to solve my problem. You need to know the game. Even bhangis with no decent-ish jaaabs pull because they know game. I guess i will stay an incel forever.

Anonymous

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j0OWmH

No.389996

>>389988

can you tell me how did he get it? was it offcampus? i am trying offcampus too, dsa+sysdes and gonna learn nodejs or springboot(idk, not sure)

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.389997

>>389988

kek my friend also joined oracle last year sde 2 for same salary

what is your and his age sir?

I am NEET and my fren is 27-28

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.389999

>>389965

brootal sde 2 oracle at 24

nanhejeets toh gaand faad rhe I kneel

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390000

>>389997

My age is 24 and my salary is 60LPA. Sorry anans. I had no intentions of blackpilling. Company: D.E. Shaw.

Anonymous

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j0OWmH

No.390001

>>389994

bruh, could be you arent social enuf? these things require too much effort.

Anonymous

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6DW6Xa

No.390002

>>389994

Go for good looking gareebjeetas.

Anonymous

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j0OWmH

No.390003

>>390000

holy quads. guide me

t.tier3kalejfag

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390004

>>389992

Yaar brvtal. You only realize and appreciate what you have when you see people worse off than you.

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.390005

>>389994

what is ur salary wagechad?

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.390007

>>390000

BROOOOOTAALLLLLLLLL LIFEMOGGGGGGGG

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.390008

>>390000

based digits as well 60LPA chad

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390009

>>390003

Holy. Even i didn't notice the quads. I will guide you yaara. Make a thread on /gen/ or /job/ with all your doubts and i will make sure to reply in it when i get the time. Don't ask doubts ITT and derail and don't do it in /b/ either.

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.390010

>>390000

DE Shaw SDE 1 pays 60LPA

Atul Broatul

Anonymous

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j0OWmH

No.390012

>>390009

okay, fine

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390015

>>390010

Yes i am SDE-1. Will get promoooted next year i guess. Had to rub my ass off a lot for this ngl.

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.390017

>>390015

sorry for derailing ur thread saar but why dont u make a bumble hinge tinder account and do the needful yaara

u should be swimming in bhangilorean chut

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.390021

>>389916(OP)

Wait aint no way

THIS IS A LARP

>NEET FOR 2 years

>60 LPA JAAB at 24

WTF saala phire jaatni larper ne chutia kaata mera blaady

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390023

>>390001

Anan, if only you knew how bad things were. Everyone enjoys and dances in office parties in 5* hotels. I too want to dance. Do you think i don't want to enjoy. But i just can't. Because that is not how i operate or have fun in my life. I like to spend my time alone. I can't even socialze on alcohol because i don't drink. It feels brvtal to attend parties and then see woman going with men to their flats while I drive back alone.

>>390002

>good looking

>gobarjeetas

That is an oxymoron anan unless you mean good looking girls with brown colour. Tbh, I am not looking for a milkyjeeta. I am fine with her complexion being brown or dusky. But I am a sucker for nice features. Yaar even that is fine. The thing is i can't even pull gobarjeetas. I am not even that ugly. Maybe 1-2 points lower than picrel. But my social abilities are nerfed.

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390024

>>390021

Nahi yaar. I was from a tier-1 college. I won't name it but is is a top 5 IIT. I got placed but it was 20LPA. I rejected the offer and thought of putting hardwork off-campus. But the job market got so brvtal even I was raped. I did some internships via my IIT contact frens. This got me a job. Any experienced anan can let you know that top 5 IIT guy can get back to business anytime. I don't LARP and idk who this jaatni LARPer is.

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390025

>>390017

No yaar. I don't get matches. I have every thing what looksmaxxers and normies both do. No results. I have been on a few dates but I can read their minds very well. They ghost me after 1 or at max 2 dates.

I am in Hyderabad btw.

Anonymous

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j0OWmH

No.390026

>>390023

i get it now, you are asocial just like me, personally, i have accepted it i wont be able to get a gf that is social and through socialization mediums like drinking, clubbing and other typical normie stuff. i would try for a girl that is same as me, you should try to find one that is same as "you". Also i think it might require sacrificing looks.

Anonymous

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pxpmSe

No.390028

>>390024

>>390025

Still dont buy NEETing for 2 yrs then getting 60 LPA salary at 24 saar.

Hope u get chut tho regardless saar.

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390031

>>390026

YESS YESS YESS anan. I totally relate. I can never socialize via normie activities.

>i would try for a girl that is same as me, you should try to find one that is same as "you".

This is exactly what I have been doing. I realized all of this long back. But most women are goycattle who think these activities are cool else no one will accept them.

>Also i think it might require sacrificing looks.

I am ready for it. Skin colour and even (indian) doesn't matter. All i want is someone to love me. My parents do love me. I meant the love you need from the opposite sex. Apart from this my life is good. I won't pretend I am on the verge of kms.

Anonymous

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PbCcMc

No.390032

>>390000

>bhachad crying over 60lpa

fuck you

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390035

>>390028

You do you anan. I won't get shit by LARPing as DE Shaw SDE-1. I didn't even mention it coz it wasn't the point of this thread. I only mentioned it coz you had asked me. My thread was about what I might be doing wrong.

Anonymous

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j0OWmH

No.390039

>>390031

i can relate, keep looking or unironically try for arrange marriage, 24 is ripe age considering your salary, my brother also started looking for rishtas around this age and in 2yrs he got there.

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390040

>>390032

Yaar read me earlier reply. I won't pretend I am on the verge of kms or even if my life is bad. I just wanted the help of fellow incels on what could be wrong with me. It is just a general discussion thread.

Anonymous

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PbCcMc

No.390047

>>390040

cool sirs

you should socialize, get on those hinge apps and all forget about bodycount meme you will do well.

sorry i am not going to read blogs of bhachads so that's all i will say

Anonymous

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Cqc4Ob

No.390048

>>390039

Arrange marriage is easy for me yaar. I have already received rishtas from girls of my biraadari. But all of these broatul cases have scared me.

>again inb4 your castu

Gaud brahmin from Haryana. I am fairly tall too 5 11. I just don't know why I can't pull girls.

Anonymous

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8BEIZ7

No.390057

>>390047

Okay. I have already addressed the dating app point though. Thanks for contributing anyways anan.

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