/b/ - Random

Yaaro there's a girl who keeps touching my girlfriend inappropriately. She's her friend from college days. I once told her (jokingly) to avoid getting too close everytime but she still does that often.

My girlfriend says it's a nothingburger and she's just a bit touchy. What to do now? I don't want to force her out of this friendship

>>148230(OP)

Abe lodu why deny a 3sum.

Only makes sense it's tis a larp which it is

>>148230(OP)

indians don't know about homosexuality

>>148237

Stop being coombrained for once. That jeeta touches my girl not me. And even if she did touch me, my dick will still stay flaccid. She's not ugly but not good looking either

>>148245

>She's not ugly but not good looking either

Means fuckable. You know the drill heendu

>>148277

chad because he has a girl by his side? man lundian incels are so laughably pathetic

>>148315

why don't you kys, you will be relieved of your sorry existence

>>148230(OP)

invite your gf’s fren for a quick hangout with you both. try playing something like truth or dare, just to loosen things up. ask her stuff like if she has a bf or if she’s seeing anyone. once the mood’s settled, ask your girl to go get something, anything, just so she steps out for a bit. then talk to her fren alone, tell her you’ve noticed how close she gets, and say it in a calm way. she’ll probably blush or get a bit flustered. if it feels right, tell her you wouldn’t mind being friends with her too, your gf wouldn’t care. that might be your opening op. just don’t force it, and go with the flow. if she’s agrees, then viola! you're already halfway in your ultimate harem route

>>148230(OP)

fuck off

fuck off

>my dick will still stay flaccid. She's not ugly but not good looking either

fuck off

>>148332

based love jihad skills