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Anonymous

IN

IkdYmI

No.147757

Do you browse bhach in public places?

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147764

>>147757(OP)

IN

9EQPJp

No.147766

>>147757(OP)

Yes, I was browsing at my gym and someone asked what website is this

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147767

>>147757(OP)

Yes. Everyone around me is too retarded to even know what reddit is.

I think me and BrootalBhangi are the only people to visit bhach from Jharkhand.

>>147764

Is there a way to know how many requests this site gets from different states ?

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147768

>>147766

I hope you told them to donate and use. Best website for indians all the good things right?

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147769

>>147766

Funny, I'm actually headed to the gym as I'm typing this.

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147772

>>147767

>Is there a way to know how many requests this site gets from different states ?

I do have kinda information on that.

>direct

>google

>allchans

>imageboards.net

>somehow androig search?

>chan city

>redirects from link shortners or somethign (probably twitter links)

>reddit (kek)

>reddit front page lul

>google.android.gm etc. et.c

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147773

>>147769

based

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147774

>>147769

eat protein and drink lots of water

Anonymous

IN

M3p5+L

No.147776

>>147757(OP)

Yes. I don't think theres a chance of person to know what bhach is to ever come across me. Altough urbanfags know wgat 4chan is

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

9ntCEz

No.147777

>>147757(OP)

All the time

Anonymous

IN

XR6lfj

No.147779

>>147757(OP)

Yes I browse it an your mom's bedroom.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

9ntCEz

No.147780

>>147767

I think there was a Santhali guy called Broken Chamar too.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147782

>>147774

I'm actually eating very less. Occasional Paneer and eggs. I'm down to 2 meals a day these days. I'm not trying to gain muscle, I just want to lose weight and get lean for now. Also, I've had a habit of drinking fuck tons of water from childhood.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147784

>>147780

Oh yeah, I remember him too.

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147786

>>147782

if you don't have proper protein intake it will result in brootal muscle loss and may impact in worse manner.

it's must to burn your fat sirs. Atleast eat eggs, start with 2 to 4 and push for 8 atleast, remove yolk in case of more than 4

IN

9EQPJp

No.147788

>>147782

Either eat protein properly or do only cardio.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147789

>>147773

I don't have a phone of my own rn, so I brought mom's phone to listen to music. Just a few minutes ago her good friend called, and I didn't pick up. Now I feel guilty that because of me, my mom didn't get to talk with her bestie. FML.

I did have a phone, I just hardbricked it by degoogling it and then locking the bootloader. It was my dad's hand me down phone, so they weren't that angry.

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147792

>>147789

yaar curious cat. don't worry about few calls desu..you can just let her know once you finish your gym.

AP

gHZcwE

No.147793

>>147757(OP)

I have to shut all curtains in blaady humidwa summer while browsing it cause dalit grannies keep peeping on wut I am doin or there's the occasional majdoors working in sum1's rooftops with no blaady civic sense

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147794

>>147786

Can't cook eggs in sattvik hell. I'll just have to sneak out of the house everyday. The fast food stall near my house doesn't open till 6. I'll have to shift my gym hours.

Anonymous

IN

3hHZVI

No.147796

only when i have to wait for metro on platform.

IN

9EQPJp

No.147798

>>147789

Coc ke kaafi games barbaad ho gaye iss chakar mei, mummy pe phone pe khelta tha and call aa jaati thi.

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147799

>>147793

kek you can re-read this post 5 times and still not find which part is true which is imaginative

Anonymous

IN

L8MTfR

No.147800

Abhi award lene aaya hu aur bhach chala rha

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147801

>>147794

Certified hindoo moment, there are alternative, paneer, tofu etc. And yeah obviously protein powder.

AP

gHZcwE

No.147802

>>147767

yaar wish I wuzz a tendu patta vyapari in tribal regions. I could've exploited gwareeb adivasis and would have been so habby

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147803

>>147796

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147804

>>147800

waaah bhaiyaa congrats

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147805

>>147788

>only cardio

Too draining and too boring.

For cardio, I do stair sprints at home. At gym, I usually do pull-ups and assisted pull-ups. Occasionally chest flys, I love the stretch I feel in that.

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147806

>>147798

AP

gHZcwE

No.147807

>>147768

yaar baniye

>>147799

it is all true desu

BrootalBhangi

IN

PYyU9n

No.147808

>>147767

> "I think me and BrootalBhangi are the only people to visit bhach from Jharkhand."

"BrootalBhangi"

i have mentioned countless times im a delhicel.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147809

Blaady I am getting mogged by these bhaiyas to oblivion. Even the sharam aa rahi hai bohot. Plus, this ain't like those American gyms with respectful culture and wholesome people. It's scary. That mota punjabi bhaiya from before is hogging the treadmill this time.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147810

>>147808

I think I confused you with BrokenChamar

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147811

>>147809

stop using phone and focus on gym

the purpose of gym to improve.

IN

9EQPJp

No.147815

>>147809

Unless it's really some chapri area, gym public is far better and polite then normal Indians of same age. No one really looks that much at others anyways

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147822

>>147811

Only typing in between sets while resting saar.

>>147815

Idk man, I can spot like 2 roidfreaks right now. Especially these damn poonjabi guys are so loud. But I will say, the owner is nice and well spoken.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147828

Goddamit I'm switching to assisted pull-ups. Normal ones ki limit pe pahuch gaya.

Saged because I want to share it someone without being annoying.

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147837

>>147828

it's normal convo why sage

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147838

My bicep strength is what is bottlenecking my pull-ups. Should I do curls as well ?

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147843

I'm like the 3rd tallest dude in the gym. Feels weird being one of the tall ones. Even poonjabis here are short. Only one fairskinned high biacromial breadth model looking dude is taller than me by a few inches.

>>147837

Because i feel like everyone is annoyed by my presence.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147848

I'm getting atleast 3 hard-boiled eggs on my way home. They're gonna cost 30 rupees. Or should I go 4 ? But I didn't bring much money.

Anonymous

IN

ajhxJi

No.147849

HELLO FROM BANTCULTURE.COM

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147852

>>147849

whhat is that

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147854

>>147849

Is this a lund grabber kek

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147855

>>147848

if you are not habitual keep it minimum for now

get protein powder

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147858

>>147843

>Because i feel like everyone is annoyed by my presence.

stop assuming stuff.

Anonymous

IN

ajhxJi

No.147859

>>147852

someone shilled this site on there or something

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147861

>>147838

or is it weight? :kek:

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147862

>>147859

interesting des welcome and hi 👋

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147865

How many pushups you can do?

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147867

>>147865

25 push-ups

3 pull-ups

175 cms

81 kgs

lonely pajeet

IN

YSQJ62

No.147868

>>147757(OP)

>public places

what's that?

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147872

>>147867

nice

If you reach around 70 to 75 that would be alright.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147880

Blaady I wanted to try bench press for the first time in my life but there is no bench. The bench is gone.

>>147872

That's the goal.

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147881

>>147880

>Blaady I wanted to try bench press for the first time in my life but there is no bench. The bench is gone.

kek

NL

gHZcwE

No.147885

>>147880

yaar how much does this gym costs? like annual fees + monthly?

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147903

Btw what is this one machine for in which you have to sit and try to bring your knees close together ? It's fun.

>>147885

No annual no registration. Just 1000 rupees monthly. ACs bhi hain. Men's only gym.

ARYA

mZosAv

No.147904

>>147757(OP)

I feel a little proud when someone uses my jaggus

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.147905

>>147904

you are really good with expressions

lonely pajeet

IN

YSQJ62

No.147914

>>147885

going to the gym is the most gayest thing a man can do. instead of working out in a place filled with smelly men, build a home gym. start calisthenics, or do the kind of pre-fight workouts mma fighters or fighters in general do. try to do it at your local park. it hits different when you're training on real ground with real air.

you’ll also end up learning some carpentry, basic tools, maybe even how to build shit from scratch. it pushes you to stop depending on others and start using your own hands. that’s where real strength comes from.

Anonymous

IN

cWfoMG

No.147916

>>147914

Are you father painbringer kek?

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147917

>>147903

I just realised this looks extremely gay and that's why no one is using this machine.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147920

>>147914

>start calisthenics

The whole reason I'm going to the gym is to become strong enough to start calisthenics and do cardio to lose fat. I don't like being in places full of people either.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147934

I'm looking at these blaady idiots doing exercises with dogshit form. No scapula retraction, to stability. Lat pulldowns mein let jaa rahe hain bench pe. Chest flys ke naam pe chest pushes kar rahe hain. I don't care enough to correct them, but it's still hilarious.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147936

Although the ones with actually good physiques are doing it with fairly decent form.

Anonymous

IN

Q2ociI

No.147945

Alright I'm done. I'm heading home.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147959

Just passed by a cute skinny girl. She was so pretty, dressed so well, and her hair looked so good. FML.

SWoL

JH

Q2ociI

No.147961

AAAAAAAAAAAA BLAADY THIS EGG ROLL WALA NEVER OPENS ON TIME. I'M GOING HOME. MUMMY KE SAATH BAZAAR BHI JAANA HAI.

Anonymous

IN

L8MTfR

No.147995

>>147800

Can't reveal award for bhat but proof

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.148006

>>147995

Damn anon congrats. Is it related to kalej or wagie?

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.148008

>>147995

i have saved this image as achiever_anon

>>147961

brootal sirs.

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

2N2NHE

No.148010

>>147757(OP)

i literally Blackmail my Friends if you don't obey me i will post your picture on Indiachan

they don't know Indiachan, but they know its a website like 4chan (they don't even know 4chan). they think its some shady website with weird people.

Anonymous

IN

pBrwkk

No.148013

>>147995

Is majority of bhach stoodycel nerdjeets

Anonymous

IN

GiWmIL

No.148015

>>148010

Your “friends” will lynch you one day if you do this shit.

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

2N2NHE

No.148016

>>148010

also they don't visit the website, my friends are just 2-3 . they think if you visit indiachan you will be hacked. so they just stick to doomscrolling in

Shitstagram.

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.148021

>>148016

kek

Anonymous

IN

pBrwkk

No.148027

>>148010

>>148016

Literal pajeet behaviour, you will stay and rot in dumeelnadu

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

2N2NHE

No.148030

>>148027

hmm

Anonymous

IN

L8MTfR

No.148031

>>148006

Kalej saar

nepali anon

IN

mU7u79

No.148202

>>147757(OP)

check trooncord

nepali anon

IN

mU7u79

No.148203

username is russian

Anonymous

ROJR

3tC2Jd

No.148235

>>148031

congrats anyway desu, pretty based