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zZ4iyX
No.458153
> be me
> Salarymananon in Dalli
> been grinding at same company
> Been working for over 5 years now
> company nice enough
> life is alright
> one random morning bank calls
< “your account is frozen”
> why?
< just frozen
> mfw
> few days later
> bank forwards me a copy
< FIR + legal notice in e mail
< ₹2,500 was fraudulent saar
> OK.jpeg
> Read the legal notice further
< appear in Bengaluru by 7 Jan
> notice gets delivered on 1 Jan
> Delhi se hu bencho
> Frozen account still
> Appear in Bengaluru in 6 days
> no money
> no ticket
> not even chai
> lolwat.jpeg
> My account used to have ₹50,00,000
> hard earned savings from over a year
> Saved it for my parents to buy stuff
> Didn't even use any of my money
> all money now ... unavailable
> try to withdraw cash
> ATM says “frozen”
> try mobile app
> “account frozen”
< Kya matlab if you love it let it go?
> try walk into branch of my bank
< I want my account unfrozen sir
> He looks as if asked for his gand
> “sir please wait for update patiently”
> next update.exe stopped updating
> call support every day
> call cyber cell everyday
> support person changes daily
> cyber cell doesn't pick call up
> none know anything anymore
> every call ends up the same
> “please wait saar, be patient”
> waiting.exe keeps running on
> days pass
> scared now
> 30th Jan
< Do I go to bhangiluru?
< No Kannadiga saar, only hinthi saar
< Fairest narthie in entire existence
< Can't even pass as a soythie
< They will lynch and kill me
< Why?
> Feb 1
> go to landlord
< Etoo anon betichod gib rent?
> SAAR I have FIR + legal notice
< Usse mera rent mil jayega anon?
(He literally said this, verbatim kek)
> landlord does jameendar math
> Itna bada company and no rent?
> Has metal failure in front of me
> Starts to chimp out in front of me
> Suddenly landlord becomes Thanos
> wants me gone
> Ok.jpeg
> Asks corpo to do something now
> Other coworkers have same issue
> Probably laundering illegal money
> Nothing ever happens
> No one ever cares kek
> Corpo doesn't care either
< Not surprised.jpeg
> try to find train ticket for Bengaluru
> bank won’t let me transfer money
> can’t buy ticket
> account frozen means no ticket
> notice deadline was 7 Jan
> Check what dare it’s now
10 Feb
> deadline has already passed
> bank still says "please wait"
> mfw
> every morning
> wake up
> check account status
> same numbers
> same frozen message
> stomach growls louder than update alerts
> wallet empty
> savings unreachable
> landlord hovers like a bad dream
> sometimes think maybe I do sudoku
> Blame it randi ka pilla landlord even
> Blame corpo wala randi ka baccha too
> open bank app
> account dead
< I wish I was dead
< Why was i even born?
< Ghar pe papa ko kya bolu?
< Papa ko heart attack aa gaya to?
< What did i ever do to deserve this?
< Kitne mehnat se padhaya papa ne
< Ghar pe kya bolunga?
< I wanted to buy them house/land
< Didn't even get to visit them this year
< No money to buy a ticket to home
> Start making rpg quests on diary
> main quest: unfreeze account
> side quest: don’t starve
> side quest: keep roof over head
> side quest: find ticket to Bhangiluru
> side quest: why ₹2,500 causes nuclear lockdown?
> friends ask what happened
> can’t explain
> It would sound like anime plot
> It would make me break down
> It would make me cry so much
“bank froze my account, forwarded FIR about the ₹2,500, that was witheld and I was told to appear in Bengaluru, bu
zZ4iyX
No.458155
“bank froze my account, forwarded FIR about the ₹2,500, that was witheld and I was told to appear in Bengaluru, but the frozen bank account won’t let me travel, now that my landlord angry, i have ₹50 lakh but i can't do anything
> friend: "... what?"
< You wouldn't get it.jpeg
> landlord now uses eviction as background music
> rent overdue but I can’t pay
> bank says don’t worry, we will notify
< Apni ma ko bhej, then i won't worry
> The notification never comes
< His maa doesn't come either
> legal notice was already given so late
> deadline expired before I could move
> life doesn’t pause
> Still going to aafis
< System doesn't care
> top kek
xDQOwu
No.458158

E0UWA9
No.458159
vich llm?
ydN4lV
No.458161
>>458153(OP)
>be OP
>do crypto scam
>makes 50 lakh
<paisa hi paisa
>sells crypto to a known money launderer
>police freeze his account and everyone who transacted
>OP account frozen
>asked to visit bangalore just for fun
>doesnt go
>doesn't care because money was fraud money
>just sits on his ass and prays
>just how he made that money
>they way money came , that way it go
>OP seethes and dilated
saged. fuck scammers.
ydN4lV
No.458164
>>458162
then how did you make 50 lakh chamar.
Plus even bank advice to keep two accounts. One to store money and other to transact.
zZ4iyX
No.458167
>>458164
I was saving money for nearly two years, I kept a seperate account for transaction, the money that was deposited in my account from corpo led to this after pay day, my co workers are having the same issue, but no one seems to care, since no one else has so much saved
xDQOwu
No.458168
xDQOwu
No.458172
>>458170
i hope they give all your money to bhim bhangis
zZ4iyX
No.458175
>>458172
Are you LC? Tell me your bank account, if I will send some money, if I get it unfrozen will you feel like you finally accomplished something in life?
xDQOwu
No.458177
>>458175
send some money to your lundlord first

pXWcyB
No.458180
>>458175
Your people spent CENTURIES stealing from the needy and marginalized and now that you got a taste of your own medicine you start crying
zZ4iyX
No.458182
>>458177
Did that make you rich? Infact do you even think, you will ever make as much money as i have lost? Your bitterness is only reflection of your incompetence anon.
zZ4iyX
No.458183
>>458180
I am LC, who did i steal from? My people were blacksmith, how did i steal from anyone?

pXWcyB
No.458184
>>458183
Post (indian) certificate or larp
xDQOwu
No.458185
>>458182
send some money to your lundlord from your account
QF+DdS
No.458186
>>458180
Ts has to be a ragebait god
zZ4iyX
No.458187
>>458184
Send your mother's nudes or you crawled out of your ass, what kind of bullshit is this
xDQOwu
No.458190
zZ4iyX
No.458192
>>458185
Anon, you still are poor, I was born poor, but I got rich, and I am poor again, you on other hand are always going to be poor. Anything you say to me is senseless since you are inferior by nature in comparison.
>>458186
Naturally it is, it's not like my money is coming back or vanishing from what they have said. It is just rendered useless and rotting basically
xDQOwu
No.458195
>>458192
send some money to your lundlord from your account
zZ4iyX
No.458197

pXWcyB
No.458199
>>458187
Everytime something bad happens to you, it's the sins of your shitty ancestors coming back to bite you
zZ4iyX
No.458209
>>458203
I have the FIR report, but I am afraid of sharing it or i would be doxxed. It has too much stuff and I can never be too safe. Even the mail from my bank mentions division and branch of the cyber cell, and I thought sharing it first might be ok but decided not to.
xDQOwu
No.458217
e9D6LM
No.458220
>>458209
If possible try to write about this on reddit, people there are more helpful than the raped fags on this site plus talk to your parents atleast. You will only make it worse for yourself by sharing the stress all on your own
eIQMjc
No.458221
>>458209
Just cut the personal details from the report
zZ4iyX
No.458222
xDQOwu
No.458226
zZ4iyX
No.458229
>>458221
I can't anon, it would look like
>With reference to mail received from Asst Commissioner of Police Cyber Crime Police Station [redacted] Division, [redacted] branch has been directed to mark No-Debit in your account no. Ending with XXXXXXXXXXXXX.
It's fine if you don't believe me, I wanted to get it out of my system, since I have no other place to put this.
zZ4iyX
No.458244
>>458220
>If possible try to write about this on reddit,
I doubt it is any different from all the users here. The only difference between retards here vs the bhangi there, is these ones lack self awareness.
>people there are more helpful than the raped fags on this site plus talk to your parents atleast.
I considered doing that, but it's not like they can help me exactly. My parents are relatively poor. I beat myself up over sending this money to them but i was afraid if that would have put them in risk for debit fraud or something. Guess that did not work out well.
>You will only make it worse for yourself by sharing the stress all on your own
You are right, I should talk to some friends. I do not know what to do. Truth be told I have sent them many mails, and gave countless calls, I can not afford to take a flight. My corporate is not giving me any special leaves either, if I do that, i will have to use up my sick leaves and since the year started i only have two on me... It's just a shitty situation over all.

XBB19/
No.458280
>>458153(OP)
Too detailed to call it a larp. This is why you keep cash
6RnSLf
No.458291
>>458280
>This is why you keep cash
I know anon, I know, I have been cursing myself for not keeping atleast 1lakh in net amount in my locker. I live alone and I was scared. I have never had a problem like this. I could have never seen something like this happening to me. I was in denial for a week over this. Why did they have to freeze my entire account over a measly 2.5K? I looked this up on internet and found people have killed themself over less amount being frozen, and it made me even more sad.
xDQOwu
No.458311
>>458267
aapki randi maatashri
zZ4iyX
No.458317
>>458311
If you take this, you won't feel so inferior and it won't hurt anymore.
HYeG3O
No.458321
>>458153(OP)
Are you sure it's a legal notice and not summons? What does it say?


Bkjpcy
No.458322
>>458244
get a lawyer yaar 50L is worth shelling some out for legal advice. What happened to guralawyer/Crowanon, didn't he know a ton of lawyers in Delhi or something?
zZ4iyX
No.458326
>>458321
>Are you sure it's a legal notice and not summons? What does it say?
Let me copy past it sirs
>Sub: NOTICE TO APPEAR BEFORE THE INVESTIGATING OFFICER. REF: FIR NO. [REDACTED] of the IT Act and [REDACTED] of the BNS.
>In exercise of the powers conferred under sub-section (3) of Section 35 & 94 of the BNSS, I hereby inform you that during the investigation of the above-referred FIR No. [REDACTED], registered at our Police Station [REDACTED], the following facts have come to light:
>The brief facts of the case are that a fraudulently obtained amount was transferred to your account [REDACTED].
>There are reasonable grounds to question you in order to ascertain the facts and circumstances related to the ongoing investigation.
>Therefore, you are hereby directed to appear in person before the undersigned Investigating Officer at the Cyber Crime Police Station [REDACTED] within seven (07) days from the date of receipt of this notice, at [REDACTED] A.M., to furnish your statement and to extend full cooperation in the ongoing investigation.
>Failure to attend within the terms of this Notice can render you liable for arrest under Section 35(3) of B.N.S.S.
eeLMNN
No.458327
>>458153(OP)
Fake and gay
zZ4iyX
No.458328
>>458322
>get a lawyer yaar 50L is worth shelling some out for legal advice.
I am trying sirs, but i dont have anything in me, nearly everything I had was in that account, so i never decentralised my money outside the one i would need to use on day to day basis.
>What happened to guralawyer/Crowanon, didn't he know a ton of lawyers in Delhi or something?
I don't even know if I am supposed to get the lawyer in Delhi or in other state, how do I even approach this problem? My mind was frozen for the last month, as if I had shell shock. No one arround me has faced anything like this.
zZ4iyX
No.458331
>>458327
>Fake
Your parentage
>and gay
Your father is, hijde ke pille, thread chod ke nikal randi ke bacche


Bkjpcy
No.458335
>>458328
Unironically reddit se puch le, many lawyers in r/legaladviceindia
i think NALSA also has help but IDK whether it is even useful for normal people or not
zZ4iyX
No.458337
>>458335
>Unironically reddit se puch le, many lawyers in r/legaladviceindia
I see, would do sirs.
>i think NALSA also has help but IDK whether it is even useful for normal people or not
I don't know what that is, and didn't know that was a thing, I would check that out.
hERwWQ
No.458338
>>458326
Yeah yaar. That's a notice/summon to appear before police. You should go to the summoned station with your vakeel or else you risk getting arrested if it's real and not a larp.


Bkjpcy
No.458339
>>458338
isn't he already kinda late though? He said the notice was sent way back in Jan


Bkjpcy
No.458340
>>458337
Good luck yaar, lmk if you can't post on reddit
hERwWQ
No.458341
They can't legally freeze the entire amount if you are not the main accused. Like you said, only ₹2500 is suspected to be part of illegal transactions. That means they can only legally put lien on ₹2500 not your entire bank account. You'll have to file application before the magistrate who has jurisdiction over the said station. Is your name also involved in the FIR?
zZ4iyX
No.458347
>>458338
>You should go to the summoned station with your vakeel or else you risk getting arrested if it's real and not a larp.
I don't think it is larp, its very real and I am really terrified, but this is bullshit. How am I even meant to head to them. I will seek legal help, and try to look for legal aid from public if their is any for people who are technically bankrupt.
>>458339
I am, the date was 8th Jan final anon, it's fucked up.
hERwWQ
No.458348
>>458339
That's correct but he should still go with his vakeel and not alone. Vakeel can handle the situation before the police by giving reasonable excuses. Not appearing at all puts him at risk of arrest. If his involvement in the case is negligible they won't arrest him.
hERwWQ
No.458350
>>458347
At which location is the police station located?
zZ4iyX
No.458351
>>458341
>They can't legally freeze the entire amount if you are not the main accused. Like you said, only ₹2500 is suspected to be part of illegal transactions.
>That means they can only legally put lien on ₹2500 not your entire bank account.
Ok, i think I sort of understand it.
>You'll have to file application before the magistrate who has jurisdiction over the said station.
Can you explain the process?
>Is your name also involved in the FIR?
The summoning only says "to account holder", it doesn't directly name me or anything. I think I am not a direct suspect or directly involved, even my bank manager said that money ended up coming to my account by circulating. This is utter bullshit to top it.
zZ4iyX
No.458352
>>458350
Karnataka, I am in Delhi, that alone makes it a huge issue, it's not even close by, I will have to take a flight, if I take train I think it would be a two day journey
zZ4iyX
No.458353
>>458340
I don't actually use reddit, but I will see if someone can post on my behalf, if you have an account you can just post this, and any legal advice you get would help me a lot, since I am basically sitting duck right now
y4VD2k
No.458354
>>458317
If you take this, you won't feel so burnt about your randi maa whoring aroung and it won't hurt anymore.
zZ4iyX
No.458356
>>458348
>That's correct but he should still go with his vakeel and not alone.
I am afraid they will just throw me in cell or worst extort money from me if i approach it with no legal support. Again, I am kind of a sitting duck since I don't have any money on me.
>Vakeel can handle the situation before the police by giving reasonable excuses. Not appearing at all puts him at risk of arrest.
Will there be back lashes from how long I failed to appear? Or vakeel sama will be able to take care of that?
>If his involvement in the case is negligible they won't arrest him.
I am innocent anon, I don't even know how did i end up in this mess.
zZ4iyX
No.458358
>>458354
But enough about things you school friends used to tell you. You are still just an inferior jeet, who can't fathom how much I make. Keep seething. It only makes me happy how much better some of us are than rest.
7bp/lA
No.458365
>>458351
>Can you explain the process?
Yaar your vakeel will file an application to unfreeze your bank account before the magistrate who has jurisdiction over the said police station or in the court where the case is presently pending. The application will say that you have no connection with the accused or the complainant in the present case and your bank account was frozen based of a rogue transaction of Rs. 2500 that even you did not know was based on some illegal transaction. That you are innocent and stuff and the police has arbitrarily frozen your bank account. The magistrate will pass order and the police will defreeze the account subsequently. Its just time consuming process is all but you'll get acces to your account.
jMKTVp
No.458367
>>458358
If you take this, you won't feel so burnt about your randi maa whoring around and it won't hurt anymore dear
CHAMAR RANDIPUTRA
7bp/lA
No.458373
>>458352
Contact the DLSA of the district in which the station falls. Tell them the case and request them to provide you with legal aid.
7bp/lA
No.458378
>>458356
Yaar if you are innocent then no need to worry. Thousands of such frozen account cases regularly come to courts and police where they freeze the entire chains of accounts to find one suspect. You were just caught in crossfire. Don't worry.
zZ4iyX
No.458382
>>458365
>Yaar your vakeel will file an application to unfreeze your bank account before the magistrate who has jurisdiction over the said police station or in the court where the case is presently pending.
Ok, i will screen shot this, this would be very helpfull.
>The application will say that you have no connection with the accused or the complainant in the present case and your bank account was frozen based of a rogue transaction of Rs. 2500 that even you did not know was based on some illegal transaction.
Accha, ok.
>That you are innocent and stuff and the police has arbitrarily frozen your bank account. The magistrate will pass order and the police will defreeze the account subsequently. Its just time consuming process is all but you'll get acces to your account.
Is there a time frame for all of this? Like does it take multiple months for it to happen?
UvvKss
No.458384
this randva laaaa really needs major amendments bhenchodd
UvvKss
No.458386
>>458382
>Is there a time frame for all of this? Like does it take multiple months for it to happen?
Anywhere between 3-4 months depending upon the caseload in the court yaar.
zZ4iyX
No.458387
>>458373
>Contact the DLSA of the district in which the station falls. Tell them the case and request them to provide you with legal aid.
That would still sort of require me to visit them in Karnataka, is their a way I can do it via mail or by calling? It's not that I am opposed to make the trip, it's just financially burdensome untill my account was unfrozen, or I could make trips back and forth multiple times.
>>458378
>Yaar if you are innocent then no need to worry.
Thank you anon, i feel better.
>Thousands of such frozen account cases regularly come to courts and police where they freeze the entire chains of accounts to find one suspect. You were just caught in crossfire. Don't worry.
Appreciate it, this was very helpful.
UvvKss
No.458388
>>458386
Could also be sooner if your vakeel is persistent with court staff and judge saab for shorter dates.
zZ4iyX
No.458390


Bkjpcy
No.458393
>>458386
i have this nagging feeling i have seen you in discord somewhere
UvvKss
No.458395
>>458387
No problem yaar. Tell me the name of the police station, I'll see if I can find DLSA's contact of that area.
zZ4iyX
No.458396
>>458384
>this randva laaaa really needs major amendments bhenchodd
Yaar, to think their are people who are poor and they have to deal with this. I don't even know how will some poor dehati jeet deal with this if he was caught in such cross fire. I keep thinking of that one man who killed himself and only had 5 lakhs in his account. I felt like crying, when I realised how helpless he must have felt.
zZ4iyX
No.458398
>>458386
>Anywhere between 3-4 months depending upon the caseload in the court yaar.
<MFW RAPE
But atleast this does seem plausible now, thanks yaar
UvvKss
No.458399
>>458393
I am only sort of active on a vtuber pyaari's discord yaara. Nowhere else.
zZ4iyX
No.458401
>>458388
Ok anon, thank you, I will make screen shots and save it and see it early morning, or atleast within a week.
>>458393
Could this be guranon? One who shared the secret of yuianon making babies with saba chan?
>>458395
>Tell me the name of the police station, I'll see if I can find DLSA's contact of that area.
I feel like that's doxxable yaar, won't that be an issue?
zZ4iyX
No.458404
>>458399
>MFW it was actually Guranon
>MFW Guranon might have saved my life
>MFW GURA might have saved my life
One day i will send her a aka supa just due to this anon, thank you
76SiJS
No.458405
>>458153(OP)
> My account used to have ₹50,00,000
What job do you do sir
Also get it good lawyer asap. Don't hide it from your parents, maybe they know someone. They'll atleast help you financially till you recover your money
Do everything you can to get the account back
Don't give up
God now I hate these bankjew níggers so much, why does the entire system make me wanna rope
zZ4iyX
No.458408
>>458405
>What job do you do sir
I am a sales team lead, and a very good one on top of that. I actually have been gifted a bike by my corporate due to how good i am at my work as well in last.
>Also get it good lawyer asap. Don't hide it from your parents, maybe they know someone. They'll atleast help you financially till you recover your money
I think that would be for the best, i will try to contact the lawyer but try to let them know about it first thing
>Do everything you can to get the account back
>Don't give up
Yes anon, arigato
>God now I hate these bankjew níggers so much, why does the entire system make me wanna rope
Don't role anon, I won't rope either, let's live a very glorious life, let's all make it so inferiors can go and rope instead. Sensible people like you need to live on and retards need to kill themself, the world needs more people like you and the other anon.
UvvKss
No.458409
>>458396
True. Its absolutely brootal.
>>458401
Just look up the district court's website yourself yaar. Search the police station. Check the area in which it falls. Then go to the district court's website. There you'll find DLSA and list of counsels who do pro-bono work. That's how it works in my state. Can't be too different for Karnataka.
UvvKss
No.458410
zZ4iyX
No.458414
>>458410
Appreciate it anon
38lv59
No.458417


Bkjpcy
No.458428
>>458399
no not recently, but i remember someone who was a law student....
did you ever go to hpnlu?
R4FZS8
No.458429
>>458413
https://judiciary.karnataka.gov.in/kslsa/pdfs/plvs/BENGALURUURBAN.pdf
here yaar
Try contacting lawyers from this list.
They are from the latest 2025 DLSA panel of banglore.
R4FZS8
No.458431
R4FZS8
No.458436
>>458429
Do tell them your circumstances because many a times, even DLSA vakeels try to extract money out of people. Even though they are not supposed to do that.
yeC18y
No.458437
LARP HAI LODUXHANDS
zZ4iyX
No.458439
>>458429
>here yaar
>Try contacting lawyers from this list.
>They are from the latest 2025 DLSA panel of banglore.
Holy fucking shit, i kneel
thank you again
38lv59
No.458440
>>458437
its that aryachamar fr
zZ4iyX
No.458442
>>458436
>Do tell them your circumstances because many a times, even DLSA vakeels try to extract money out of people. Even though they are not supposed to do that.
Would keep that in mind sirs, this really makes me feel confident now.


DJaxWN
No.458451
>>458440
>its that aryachad fr
I bvckbroke you so hard, dedh ke beej, tere ghar pe kabhi bacche bhi paida hoge toh galti mhari hogi, samjha sasti rand ke pille, wahi aukad hai teri
this entire thread is absolute kino. You will keep chimping like this thinking of the day i raped you lmao.

cIEwPT
No.458452
>>458439
btw, if you have not received hardcopy of police notice till now, you have no obligation to even go to the station. Is all communication based on softcopy?
38lv59
No.458454
>>458451
>anal bleeding
zZ4iyX
No.458455
>>458452
>btw, if you have not received hardcopy of police notice till now, you have no obligation to even go to the station. Is all communication based on softcopy?
Essentially yes, I got it in mail, it's soft copy, the hard copy has never reached me
cIEwPT
No.458457
>>458455
Yaar, then they have not followed the proper procedure. The latest guidelines prohibit this.


DJaxWN
No.458458
>>458454
>>anal bleeding
Haan teri hori mujhse rape karwake, randi putra chamar vanshaj, jake apni maa ko bol chuk chuk sip sip karde mere laude ki. Bhaukta reh randi ke pille ki tarah, mai chala sone
don't pay this faggot too much mind, i will come back and rape him good another day 
38lv59
No.458460
>>458458
>anal periods
zZ4iyX
No.458461
>>458457
>Yaar, then they have not followed the proper procedure. The latest guidelines prohibit this.
HOLY SHIT, I think I have an edge then. I had no idea, making this thread was actually brilliant. I will be sure to bring this up with my lawyer.


DJaxWN
No.458554
>>458460
>Changes ip like a faggot
>Gets raped
>Changes ip like a faggot
>Gets raped
>Changes ...
>Repeat





























































