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Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453527

my computer usage has increased threefold ever since i finally started learning programming.

i wanna give CDS and become an IAF pilot, but they don't even allow 0.00000000001 myopia.

everybody in my family has glasses. how do i take care of my eyes and prevent glasses ? i'm afraid my astigmatism has already crossed the accepted limit in the flying branch(1.5D).

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453531

>>453527(OP)

Only surgery can help... baki sab:

>roj subha suraj pani

>gajar thuso bete

>candel jala ke focus kro

>pandat se baat kro mc

is cope and will do no shit.

Surgery CDS into airforce is allowed iirc, just make sure u have the money.

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453536

>>453531

Also, your age? Because you can only get the surgery legally after you become 20.

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453537

>>453531

>Surgery CDS into airforce is allowed iirc

not in the flying branch. LASIK is allowed only for non-flying branch.

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453538

>>453536

19

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453543

>>453531

>>453536

also, i don't wear glasses currently. i asked tips on how to prevent myopia, not how to fix it.

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453544

>>453537

Idk yaar, I read somewhere that LASIK guys can be allowed to fly Helis and transport aircraft...

Anonymous

IN

8hYapW

No.453546

>>453531

How safe surgery is? And can it cure extreme myopia

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453547

>>453544

you read wrong. i checked the official IAF website.

UN

+KCMfE

No.453549

>>453527(OP)

>jharkhand

Are you SWoL?

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453553

>>453547

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453556

>>453553

It isn't allowed in NDA, idk about CDS much tho so you may right.

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453558

>>453546

Yea, they just kinda fire a bunch of lasers into your eyes and burn excessive tissue.

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453561

>>453553

>Short Service Comission

>Flying Branch

that's not CDS, that's AFCAT entry. but i guess yeah, i didn't read that. i only read the Permanent Commission physical standards.

>>453549

ye

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453565

>>453561

I see.

UN

+KCMfE

No.453566

>>453561

How are you yaar? What programming language/framework/topic are you learning?

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453589

>>453566

>How are you yaar?

accepting my inceldom and trying to be happy. who might you be yaara ?

>What programming language/framework/topic are you learning?

just C for now. i don't plan to do much webshitting, if any at all. after C i'm going straight to DSA, then probably LC or CF.

the only "framework" i'll be learning is the one i HAVE to for passing the "App Development" course of my kalej.

UN

+KCMfE

No.453593

>>453589

>who might you be?

oniichan. I stopped using that handle

>just C for now

It's good for learning. Are you planning to do DSA too in C? Would be brutal if you do.

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453600

>>453593

>oniichan

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i missed you yaara

>Are you planning to do DSA too in C?

ye

>Would be brutal if you do

that's the intention. i wanna actually understand memory management in depth, that's why. i know it will be buck-breaking, but i'm willing to go through with it.

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453602

>>453600

oi faggot had you attempted NDA, how did it go?

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453604

>>453602

C/O.

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453605

>>453604

What did you exactly fuck up?

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453606

this thread has gone completely off topic ?

>>453543

TIPS TO PREVENT BEING CHASHMISH

where's the NRI swiss fag ? isn't he a doctor ?

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453613

>>453605

probably everything. it was my first time and i went without coaching.

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453626

>>453613

Elaborate your exp saar

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453631

>>453626

ohhh, i remember you now. did you get recommended ?

Anonymous

ARYA

kvhWXu

No.453632

>>453527(OP)

>I wanna give CDS and become an IAF pilot

Yaar nanhejeet why do you want to be humiliated? Chink J-20 will be ready to send a A2A missile while you think of getting gobar'd by your wife after the war in LCA Mk1a

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453634

>>453631

No you don't, I'm a nufag.

Anonymous

JH

3/Vt0H

No.453639

>>453634

i'm guessing yes, since you're using VPN because you're scared of getting SARIYA'D by doval saab.

if you don't mind, could you give me some pointers ? tell me about your experience ?

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453641

>>453639

Yaar Poojeet, I'm shota school ka war enthusiast bacha, I'll give Sep attempt this year.

>y no april?

Mera bhangi baap who lives several 100 kilometers away forgor to register...

Anonymous

IN

M7ALOD

No.453643

>>453641

Khud krleta register lodu, ek form nhi bhar skta kya tu

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453644

>>453643

Tu apni rassi kudne ki taiyari kr jeefaggot

Anonymous

IN

M7ALOD

No.453645

>>453644

JEE maine 2017 mai diya tha bhangi mai teri tarah underaged nhi hu

Anonymous

IN

iE0S3c

No.453646

>>453527(OP)

It's all genetic. I have been wearing glasses since I was 6 before sceeens, because both my parents have bad eye sight.

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453648

>>453645

Fir ropu kb kr rha he? Thoda lamba procastination nhi maar liya chamaarputra?

^

CH

Z3N4zY

No.453649

>>453527(OP)

Astigmatism and Myopia isn't the same thing. There is nothing you can do because the issue is with the length/shape itself.

If you are serious you should find out what the IAF actually requires , then go to an eye doctor = ophtalmologist (dont go to an optometrist or an optician they can't do all tests) , and make him do a dry and wet refraction test. Just tell him you want to join the IAF and need to do that.

It's actually not expensive to do the tests and fairly easy. Cost should be around 2-3k INR afaik.

Check out the image... In astigmatism the issue is the shape of the cornea or the lens - there should be no axis at which the curvature changes , in astigmatism there are 2 or more

Usually in astigmatism the corneal part is shaped irregularly. The way to fix this is by removing parts of the stroma (in all procedures), which is the thick part of the cornea.

The only difference in the procedures is how the stroma (thick part of the cornea) is reached.. You can cut the outer layer open (then reattach it = LASIK), remove it completely (and let it regrow = PRK), or make a very small hole (= SMILE) to reach it. Then you remove Stroma to reshape the cornea.

Issue with LASIK is the flap. Issue with PRK is the regrowth process can go wrong. Issue with SMILE is its overly complicated and can go wrong.

Issue with all 3 is , that you are removing Stroma of the cornea and it doesn't regrow.

Anyway testing comes first , and if you have issues I suggest finding another dream in this life like privately flying a plane or going for another role within IAF.

flying in the IAF is probably harder than becoming a NBA basket ball player, you wouldn't be mad about not being 2 m tall

Anonymous

IN

M7ALOD

No.453650

>>453648

Mai teri tarah fail nhi hua na bhangi ki aulad mujhe rope krne ki zarurat nhi hai

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453651

>>453650

fir tu NEET kese he bkl:lmao:

Anonymous

IN

jak0d0

No.453653

>>453641

oh well, then i guess you are another anon. my bad.

>>453644

>Tu apni rassi kudne ki taiyari kr jeefaggot

most people screened in were "jeefaggots". are you one of those people who takes commerce/ Humanities, pursues defence and has a superiority complex ?

his question is legitimate. why didn't you register yourself ?

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453661

>>453653

Nah, I thought he's the jeebhangi who keeps shitting every thread after fucking up his attempt because of his fried brain.

>y?

Yaar he said he would, saath me exams bhi hore the toh mene dhyan ni diya...

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453662

>>453661

Me toh ye soch ke jee rha tha ki kr diya hoga lmao, vo toh idhar aakar bataya...

Anonymous

IN

M7ALOD

No.453663

>>453661

I guess the application form is a filter for faggots like you

Anonymous

UN

fCv6JN

No.453666

>>453663

Let me help you...

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