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KL

KQGuFz

No.300308

Bladeee these dehatis are spending like their month's wage on burning crackers.

Like bladeee, sure it is your money do whatever but why bladeee do just by our house? Bladeeee they are pure evil. They will aim it at some angle which would ensure that the rocketwa would land on another guy's terrace. Or the parashoot will burn some one else's house.

Truly the incarnation of

>sitting around thr shitting streets and throwing poo at thy neighbour's doorsteps

My splendors are outside, my baap wanted to build a shed with corrogated iron or sum sheit. But nyoooo my bros threw tantrums naw there is nathin stopping them from catching fire blaady.

Like sure yiu want to use firecrackers good, even uje the dhamaka wale but go to sum field and do it

>NYOOO there aren't any field left cause breeded like rabbits and brought in everyonr from dehat who embezzeled sum pm awas fund to build their home and buy landwa here

So go near the muzzie slums and do it there. That way you all might be able to get rid of some of them and burn their huts

But nyoooooo. I truly hate these faggits, just a few mins ago they blaadeee was looking at our house, must have aimed a rocket sumwhere that misfired over here. Just a few mili seconds of observing it, they ran away to their stash.

Good for nathin bladeee

Anonymous

IN

8qWxNs

No.300310

>>300308(OP)

firework prices are crazy these days

here's what i bought just for rasam

>10 anaars

>10 chakris

>2 pkts of phool jhadi

and it cost me blaady 550. this is not even 1/4th of what i used to get for 500 back in 2015-18.

Anonymous

IN

UIHMs/

No.300313

>>300308(OP)

Chup paneer

KL

KQGuFz

No.300317

>>300310

Yaar they have cracked down on fireworks by introducing this and that rules about evs. Prices will always increase cause of that.

Do you still get dhamaka bombs ?

Anonymous

UN

q5f+TA

No.300318

>>300313

Abe ye paneer nhin ye wtf nufag

Anonymous

IN

jYolrL

No.300319

>>300308(OP)

Like blaadee I'm gonna cave your skull in yuifag.

Anonymous

IN

KPMpAE

No.300321

Diwali is just a total economic pocket hole burning activity. In a sane world, this festival would be banned.

Anonymous

UN

q5f+TA

No.300322

>>300308(OP)

Shut up anti national se musto acceleratu global warmingu tk kills all kanglus and bhangis by flooding caused due to melting ice caps meanwhile upper caste fair skinned Brahmins line me stay safe in the Himalayas.

Anonymous

UN

q5f+TA

No.300323

>>300321

Hindi Translation: Me gareeb hu.

Anonymous

IN

UgyQDy

No.300327

>>300308(OP)

Same yaar. I hate these loud fucking crackers.

I was going to buy some things in the evening today and some bhadva randikapilla hurled a bullet bamb in front of my scooter. It exploded right in my face :osaka_cri:

The sharpnel kinda thingie hit the helmet's visor. Good thing I was wearing it otherwise my face would've been a goner.

And this happened on the highway, not a street.

These bhenchods deserve death.

Diwali is a festival of lights.

Not an excuse to act like mullas throwing bambs at people like gazacels.

Celebrate it like our ancestors used to.

KL

KQGuFz

No.300335

>>300321

it is all that but idk how or when pepo get bankrupt cause of it. All i care about is them using fireworks near my blaadee house. Not every one should be allowed to play with them. Either get rid of welfare so these faggits wouldnt have money to buy such luxuries or make a net tax payer firecracker buying licence or make them go someplace that is 1km away frok my house to play

KL

KQGuFz

No.300338

>>300322

Yes do that. I want that too but there should be a segregation of us upper castes and these chamars. They really should live 1km away from me so that if anyone's house burns down it is gonna be theirs and not mine

KL

KQGuFz

No.300350

>>300327

Yaar we used to use dhamaka wales too but never used to rape a pedestrian or sum sheiz. Yesterday i was coming back after buying chimkin and a bladeee chamar kid kept those dhamaka bambs in a pothole and kept doing it all the way to annoy his friends walking with him. Well good buy bladere do it when i am away but nyooo.

Then i realised that i was at the gwareebest end of the mohalla and even 10 or 20 years ago that place used to be the same and the baaps of these kids used to pull the same sheitz. Atleast back then, thangs wernt so congested

Anonymous

UN

q5f+TA

No.300354

>>300327

Pajeet tu bhi phod le na toh

>t. anti national librandu

Anonymous

IN

Nb6eM7

No.300356

Too many anti natnls on bhach nowadays

Anonymous

IN

9+rsXd

No.300359

>>300308(OP)

cry more socially inept bhangi madherchod ,mai to abhi 10k ke jala ke aaya fir 20k ke jala raha hoon

Anonymous

IN

KPMpAE

No.300362

>>300335

If you put restrictions fireworks, the profits will tank. The primary audience of Diwali and ffirecrackers are kids and immature grown ass manchildren who want to show off their masculinity by performing stunts with firecrackers.

Anonymous

UN

q5f+TA

No.300371

>>300362

>doesn't like explosives

>claims to be grown up

yaar librandu better luck next time with ur psyop

Anonymous

IN

UgyQDy

No.300378

>>300350

Yaar when I was kid, I used to burn these patakhas too but I was taught the decency to not burn them when someone was walking through that place. But some madarchods, like the kids you mentioned never learn this and think that it's funny to throw nuclear bambs at random people just trying to cross the street. These are the same chamar kids who tie sutli bambs and 1000 patakhon ki ladi to tails of random street dogs and/or cows and then burn them thinking it's the funniest thing in the world.

Anonymous

IN

DlQ8la

No.300380

>>300308(OP)

Point of money is not to save it. Money is a way to the mean something something

Anonymous

UN

q5f+TA

No.300381

>>300378

>sutli bambs on kutta tails

that indeed is based, cry libbu

Anonymous

IN

UgyQDy

No.300382

>>300354

>Not liking eardrum shattering explosions right in your face makes you a librand

Anonymous

UN

q5f+TA

No.300384

>>300382

indeed it does, if you can't tank a firecracker you are not strong enough to defend the county in a war, which is a berry libbu thing to do

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