>decide to fly MAA to DED

>both flights need me at the airport by midnight

>sleep? lol no

>03:15 flight: costs more, gets there at 09:45

>05:40 flight: costs less, gets there at 10:15

>literally 30 min difference

>almost pay ₹325 to sit on a plastic airport bench for 2.5 extra hours

>brain.exe not responding

>ChatGPT appears like some digital travel shaman

>"bro you’re paying to suffer"

>realize I almost chose pain on purpose

>switch to 05:40 flight

>go home and cry in fluent economy class

>still no sleep

>at least wallet slightly less empty

>airplane coffee hits different when you win capitalism