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Anonymous

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fANuIr

No.143490

Just saw some post of a quorabhangi working in post aafice in some shithole village with minimal expenses earning 60k/month.

The jaab requires you to be just 10th pass.

Yaaar why am I not getting a sakari jaab like this even after doing a degree?

These jaabs are given through direct recruitment. No eggjaam needed. Just sifarish.

Why is my baaaap so bad at this? Why does he not have sifaaarish? Why yaaaaar!?

Anonymous

IN

7e0X4R

No.143494

>>143490(OP)

>Just sifarish.

kya Matlab?

(yes I dont know and im dumb)

>even after doing a degree?

what degree?

Anonymous

IN

fANuIr

No.143498

>>143494

Mantrimandal mein achhi jaankari.

CG

4/ABV4

No.143509

>>143490(OP)

yaar he is blaady lying cause he must be talking about blaady GDS where they blaady let people in thru sifarish and in da merit list shows everyone to have scored more than 97% (gen) who got the jaab. Like yea a guy scoring 97% is gonna apply for it.

It doesn't pay 60kpm but last I checked it wuzz like under 10 k or maybe 15k at max.

He is blaady lying about it all like a blaady dehati. he must have even lied irl

>I am a postmaster senor not a gds so marry your loli to me

CG

4/ABV4

No.143512

>>143490(OP)

back in da day all boomers gen x and millenials (90%) of them got in thru sifarish even ias babus and army affsars. watch a few army podcasts and they will tell you how they did sifarish and begged a fren at london to just sit for the exam.

The palitics changed so drastically like people in power came and went so frequently that old fiefdoms changed rapidly as a result of which people who did get in thru sifarishmaxxing naw can't hook up the next generation.

So they cope using the moral faggotry thang

>oh they bad for sifarishmaxxing

>my beta will get a jaaab honestly an sheit

CG

4/ABV4

No.143514

>>143509

or wuzz it 5kpm

Anonymous

IN

Vv7HAV

No.143516

>>143509

>>143512

Yaaaar no one in my family has sarkaari jaab.

BUT! My tai (aunt) was given a sarkaari jaab on sifaarish by my dada who worked in the education department at that time.

She became a sarkari teacher and retired as a headmistress with a huge salary and pension. Both of her kids are now living in Kanedda.

Meanwhile my family is full of gareebs.

Due to favouritism, my dada never gave a sifarish for my baap-maa who are also well educated and both of them stayed wagies in private jaabs and eventually became jaabless after corona, with no savings. No place hires them now because of age related issues. Now I'm the only earner in my house in private jaab with 20k salary. Meanwhile my cousins are enjoying their laife in Kanedda.

Anonymous

IN

lONNMf

No.143517

>>143512

i hate the fact that every dehati has a Podcast mic now

GA

TWRXkr

No.143524

>>143490(OP)

that 60k will become 1lakh40k after 8th pay commission.

govt jobs are so comfy and you get pension as well

Anonymous

IN

PMS1se

No.143552

>>143509

The quoracel is a blaady post master yaar. He even posted his salary slip.

Anonymous

IN

PMS1se

No.143553

>>143552

Youu only need 10th pass according to google to become postmaster.

Yaar bhenchods like this guy are earning like this meanwhile I'm wagebhanging.

Not fair!

Anonymous

IN

LZCdjO

No.143554

>>143490(OP)

Yaar pajeet, if hes earning 60k that means he is working for like 20 years starting from 2000 per month which is basically mot more than 10,000 of today. Your baaps ass cannot grind this much.

AN

n6IYCW

No.143698

>>143552

kek bhachcels basic salary ko total pay man lete hai, aajakal ssc cgl wale bhi 70k pe suru karte hai

AN

n6IYCW

No.143701

>>143554

>20 years

Chutiye postmaster 3 saal mai bann jate hai kek

Anonymous

IN

4iMqk1

No.143757

>>143509

yaaar yuianon bank-wank ki tayyari chhodo

postmanmaxxing karo

Anonymous

IN

4iMqk1

No.143770

>>143552

how does one join GDS?

I am a nalayak who only scored 7.6 CGPA in 10th and they only recruit by 10th scores from what I understand.

AP

4/ABV4

No.143878

>>143552

wait blaady show me the ss of his answer cause wut I know is back when I wuzz applying for spsc, I didn't give two shitsabout central exams but there used to be two typpes of recruitment in post affise

>gds using 10th marksheet where cutoff for gen was 95%

>misc other types of postal assistant type recruitment that had no pattern of when they would conduct any recruitment.

Then they also used to recruit post affise staff thru ssc mts chsl and cgl if I am right. I didn't venture ito this cause I wasn't sitting for theese exams and unless you were prepping for bank ssc having knowledge about these exams were useless cause state syllabus differs vastly from central ssc typesunless you were focused on the lower level state exams like constable and clerical of your state only then it would be worth it to also sit for lower level department wise exams.

Earlier than that they used top recruit postal staff on a fairly regular basis.

How did this pajeet get into it? was it GDS thru corruption and then there is an internal exam and if internal exam is anythang (even for state civil and union civil services group a ones) they are corrupt and you have ample amount of taime to cheat your way thru it and also there exists the possibility of someone you kno or could pay off to help your promotion. cause gds is a blaady contractual jaab and contractual jaab people were treated as coolies in most cases so it wasn't worth it to go that route specially at a taime when there are services that actually conducts exams free of corruption relatively speaking. Looking at it naw, it would be better to go thru that contractual coolie route like it habbens in municipal corporations an stuff. dmamit yaar, I am again feeling the good ol bochi screeching right naw looking back how I raped my own laife like blaaaady.

AP

4/ABV4

No.143880

>>143698

blaady I wuzz talking about total salary of a gds. They have a promotion thru internal exam into a permanent post but without that their pay is like 10-15k or sum sheit

AN

n6IYCW

No.143900

>>143878

it's not gds anymore, he is promoted as post master through internal exam

Anonymous

IN

5m458p

No.143928

>>143490(OP)

>60K/month

No way, he must be old like 40-45

Anonymous

IN

rFBo1Y

No.143932

>>143552

yaaar I should bloody daakiyamaxx and marry a cute girl, 17 years younger than me at the age of 37

Anonymous

IN

rFBo1Y

No.143938

>>143878

Pyaare you still have time. No?

Age limit to daakiyamaxx is 40.

AP

4/ABV4

No.143946

>>143516

>huge salary and pension

yaar but there are no teacher recruitment nawadays unless you come from a really good state or those central level teacher exams. And pension only exists in state services that too in non bhajpa ruled states like the sauth ones maybe idk.

Nawadays even police affsars can't hook up their son their own blaady son even using money in a constable or a SI post because of high competition in the bribe market. I see so many police affsar and municipal corporation affsar or hell blaady state pcs affsars who are sitting like me, blaady unemployed. blaady how can they not hook their ones up? Blaady it should have been a research project of our baaps on how they can hook us up but nyooooooo. like blaady.

AN

n6IYCW

No.143951

>>143946

just fill chsl form pyarre

IN

6u4qU9

No.143963

>>143490(OP)

Clerk at my fathers office earns 70k per month, his only job is moving printed documents from one room to the other(they still suck at it)

Anonymous

HR

WSyfD/

No.143986

>>143963

Yaar we literally had a client of a blaady matrimonial case who was a tubewell operator at some sarkaari daftar run by haryana sarkaar.

His only jaab was to turn the tubewell on and aaff thrice a day.

At the time of filing the affidavit for income and liabilities for the case, I came to know that he earns 70,000 a month.

Yes. 70,000 blaady rupees for turning a handpump on and aaf 3 times a day.

His age was 45 years.

IN

6u4qU9

No.143997

>>143986

Hmm, many such cases of low skill jobs paying well. Might be more efficient for many to search and make a list of these jobs rather then falling for memes like "upskilling"