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How to approach and secude girls

Anonymous

IN

Aw9Qnk

No.109155

Share your dating strategy?

Anonymous

IN

2IJS4o

No.109222

>>109155(OP)

>proximity over everything

RKB

IN

lbgbpJ

No.109232

>>109155(OP)

>be friends first

rest idk, I hope I get chances in corporate life, this time it'll be better

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109233

>>109222

>>109232

please help, I get stimulated by seeing girls at food stalls, I wish I could befriend one of them

Anonymous

IN

2IJS4o

No.109236

>>109233

cold approach karega bhangi?

jail me sariya hoga tera

Try to befriend every girl in your proximity, if you don't look good then you should make a fake story of how you had a girlfriend, hoes will trust you moar

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

T6xUWa

No.109240

>>109155(OP)

You make sincere prayers to the gods and the girls do it themselves.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109247

>>109236

>>109240

this is not helpful bro

I am 20 and khhv , I have decent height and facial features but I am on fatter side and my grooming is really bad, now I have told stuff about me

I am a stay at home day scholar btw

Abb thoda help karo yaaron, I genuinely want a girlfriend before this year ends, I have seen guys worse than me get gfs

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109249

I just want a gf and some sexual activity, I know you guys know some tricks, please share it yaar I don't want to die virgin

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

T6xUWa

No.109254

>>109247

>but I am on fatter side

Then start moving fattie

>>109247

>and my grooming is really bad

Then take baths stinky

>>109247

>I am a stay at home day schola

Get out and socialize

You have like 4 months to lose all the fat, stop stinking, and learn social skills.

You know what to do.

Good lick

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

T6xUWa

No.109256

>>109249

>some tricks,

I have never been fat and dirty and used to go even to boring classes if there was even one girl in them

Anonymous

IN

LHU4MG

No.109257

>>109249

Practicing prone mastrubation will get you ready when you have to do it for real someday.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109263

>>109256

>used to go even to boring classes if there was even one girl in them

I wish I was like you, during school days me and my friends used to make fun of such guys who were too obsessed or always chased girls or like just prioritized girls over male frens, We used to think it was a bad thing, or rather I was brainwashed into thinking this by my friends, maybe they all were just lying to me and had a body count behind my back, despite all of that, that shorty ended up with a body count higher than me

What did I do to deserve this???

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109266

>>109254

>then loose fat

easier said than done, but when you stay at home all day you literally don't want to do anything I can't eat my natural diet and yet I crave sodium and iron, so I end up munching on junk

>bathe

I do that but its a struggle honestly, especially the part where I have to wash my underwears, I sweat so. mucu during that I end up getting as stinky I was before the bath

>go out

where to anon? I don't have any friends who want to meet me IRL, I went to play football with kids in my neighborhood park but the kids ended up making fun of my thul thul body

>Learn social skills

now you hit the nail, How to develop social skills? Literally even my own siblings only talk to me when its absolutely necessary

>good luck

thanks anon

Anonymous

IN

qaUuaE

No.109267

>>109263

to jaake akela beth na lecture mein bhangi, ghar pe konse jhande gaadlega? or are you grinding pajeetcode and lodeforces? i dont think if you were grinding them you would be worried about toilets.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109268

>>109257

I need to get a female friend first anon, I don't want to be a master at sex since pure girls dont care about how you fuck them

I just want to be dominant and expressive on bed,

Anonymous

IN

qaUuaE

No.109269

>>109268

you should first go to kalej and attend lectures, you might loose some weight due to walking.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109270

>>109267

I am not a btech student anon, I am doing BCS physics, this is just a fascade, my endgame is to do MBA, I just want a bachelor's degree before that

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109271

>>109270

BSC**

FUCK YAAR

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109272

>>109269

as I said there is nothing to do there, there are no girls in my batch and the only 2 times I did go there I ended up surfing my phone all day since the teachers there know that students don't come and they are here just to obtain a degree

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109277

my bauna friend joined a library he ended up making some friends there and he is even going to watch movies with them, I wish my parents would give me money for such things

why is life so unfair anons

Anonymous

IN

2IJS4o

No.109280

>>109272

are anan tu jungle me rehta hai kya?

tere ghar ke aas paas bhi koi dost nahi hai jisse tu apna friend group badha sake

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

T6xUWa

No.109281

>>109266

You don't need a girlfriend for now

You need a better body that doesn't crave junk and isn't thul thul thul

That's a bigger problem because a fat body will cause you more pain than a Pajeeta rehecting you

You need to step outside of your comfort zone and eat healthy, exercise more, and try to make friends before it's too late.

UN

12xyJs

No.109310

>>109257

Don't spread myths about prone masturbation. For all desus, I say you all to never ever do this you'll get redeemed hard.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109312

>>109280

yaar the boys I talk to only talk to me about football and shits, they don't tell me about actually good stuff like girls and friends, literally some of these boys even have girlfriends but they never told me about that

Why don't they share anything with me yaaron

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109313

>>109281

true anan

UN

12xyJs

No.109316

>>109263

I used to fight with girls and take part in dance competitions to befriend more girls and touch their cute milky hands, waist and shoulder while dancing. I biggest achievement was telling a girl to cut her hair and she got a new haircut after one week to show me.

UN

12xyJs

No.109321

>>109266

Loosing fat is easier anon. If you can't loose fat then it's over for you. Loosing fat is bare minimum achivement and willpower in ours own life. I also loosed weight by eating less for months. I just listen Teufelslied before bathing and jump into doing nanhu with thanda paani. I don't use shampoo too. Go out to public stadium if you have in your city or join the library.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109322

>>109316

i never talked to a girl, literally not even in childhood, except my mom and siblings/cousins ofc

is this normal?

UN

12xyJs

No.109326

>>109268

To dominate you need testosterone and you wasted in all by cooming and had erectile disfunction.

Anonymous

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qtHtMW

No.109327

>>109326

yaar what were those jewish studies than, they said that cooming 3-4 times a week decreases chance of cancer

Anonymous

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qtHtMW

No.109328

>>109321

please share those resources

also any shortcut for washing underwears?

UN

12xyJs

No.109330

>>109322

Yes pure normal. I'm single child too and without any female cousin who shared childhood with me.

UN

12xyJs

No.109332

>>109327

You're gullible desu. Jewish baiters will bait very hard for goyim people to masturbate. Rabbis will organise gatherings for all people on masturbation awareness but it's written in Talmud to not masturbate and you can check Rabbi videos too in internet. They despise masturbation.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109334

>>109332

I coomed for 1 year about 3-4 times a week, is it over?

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109336

yaar is there anyway to get back my lost testo

UN

12xyJs

No.109339

>>109328

First shave and buy a body roll. Wash it daily after applying soap in clock direction minimum ten times. Body roll is must because you're smelly cockroach from years and your parents doesn't even check you.

UN

12xyJs

No.109347

>>109334

You have ED and PE than practice celibacy. No assurance for this thing. You can be addicted to this in your mid life years too.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109352

>>109339

ok anan

>>109347

I dont have ED i think, I still get rock hard in mornings

UN

12xyJs

No.109364

Anyways there is no use of this thread. (You) all will forget all this in morning and only end up with imaginary girlfriend in last month of this year.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109375

>>109364

aise mat bolo anon

UN

12xyJs

No.109378

>>109375

लगा ले शर्त लाडले अगर गलत निकल जाऊं में तो। इस वर्ष के अंत तक तू प्रेमिका तो छोर अपना शरीर भी ठीक नहीं कर पाएगा। टेक दी रियलिटीपिल!

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109385

>>109378

Yaar aise mat bol bhai, sach mei I am getting demotivated because of this

UN

12xyJs

No.109389

>>109385

It's god plan not in your hands. If it's meant to be than you don't even had to try. It just happens to those who have destiny. I'm also just like you desu. Don't feel demotivated. The people who don't get love of their life is in bigger proportion in population than those who gets. Even some girls also end up without true love.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109395

>>109389

then what about guys better than us getting love?

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109398

>>109395

worse**

UN

12xyJs

No.109399

Had a good pizza and now I'll be a doer instead of thinker. I know one good girl is waiting for me to wife her up and show her world. I need feminine energy in my life too. It's true those who have sisters in their families from childhood are very less likely to end up as coomers.

UN

12xyJs

No.109403

>>109395

They are not worse. They are just with functioning mind and not with time blindness illness like us all. Successfully bragged a looks matched woman and live their lives without neuroticism.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109407

>>109399

>>109403

Yaar you are just showing off at this point

UN

12xyJs

No.109410

>>109407

>Yaar

>You are

>Showing off

Get a good sleep desu and improve your life without getting into mild depression.

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109414

>>109410

ok anon

but don't loose hope, we maybe loosers now but we aren't going to stay same forever

Atul Shubhratri

have a great life desu

UN

12xyJs

No.109417

>>109414

>Nice life!

Anonymous

IN

qtHtMW

No.109421

>>109417

bharosa rakho anon