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JryhPc
No.4675
The old one hit the bumpu limit or somethang.
the following thread is absolutely fictional
In fact everythang I sayis fictional and sarcastic, yeah!!!
Bros, I just don't get it. laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why are pajeets who are selected, whining so much about non-home state posting? laike bladeee even if they had applied for JEWPSC, the chances are that they too would be posted anywhere in endia unless they cracked IFS/IPS/IAS (and got their fav state cadre).
Those posts have bribemaxxing values but bladeee even then getting home posting is gonna be a gamble. In IFS, one is most likely to be posted at sum African cuntree with uggo women.
In SSC, they will be posted in a state that is not of their choice unless they luck out on a state posting of their choice. That state is gonna remain a permanent one.
laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee instead of raping their eyes on that; why can't they ask the bankwas to make a list of postings where the local pyaaris are the most sexxo-able. Laike Dheradun near a pyari si skewl.
lekin naaaaiiiiiiiiiiii
Most of these faggits are going to their local branches to open a savings a/c and bladeee they are getting conflicted informashun.
Most of the managerbas are telling them these thangs simultaneously
>you have till May/June at max
>stoody the fuck out of it for other eggjams so that you can get out now that you have a breathing room of jaab and paise
>go do vande bharat darshannn and sheiz cause you might not get much taime later on in your laife
now this is true for any jaab and particularly any gormint jaab be it jewpsc or spsc or bankwa.
but these blaaadeee foools are falling for it.
Laike don't they have a brain to think thangs out themselves. Laike how are you gonna travel-maxx without paise and how are you gonna travel and enjay these months and stoody at the same taime simultaneously and sheiz?
Laike why and how did these complete retards get the jaab? They should have removed the interview so that only mains could have filtered out these retards.
Laike these retards had done courses online or from Telegram or hell even from YT. What are youtube classes if not welfare coachingwa? Laike, and they have the guts to say
> I took nyo coaching
Laike bladee nyo, you did, even if you had read sum books to clear the eggjams, the books are bladee written format of coaching.
For you to say you had nyo help, you would have to invent the shortcuts yourself or sit for the eggjam without stoodying aythang.
Why in the bladeee hell are they acting so smug?
To top it off naw these pajeets are bladeeee waging their good old status gamei.
I hate them I hate them I hate them
I went with my baap to get a document passed and bladeee fool has nyo connection. Bladee none of my bros even have any insider. When bladeee a majdoor out of a sudden at a fruit juice shop gave us a number of his tailet cleaner dalitoid friend who cleans the tailet of sum baboon and works as a contractual majdoor at the affise. bladee he has more connections than all these hifi people.
Laike he got us in every room without the security bhadwas making a rukus and directly hooked us up with a bladeee chaprasi.
Bladee it would have taken me months to get this thang done ( tho it wuzz all legal and bladee it wuzz the baboons jewing us to delay my jaab getting prospect) but he did 60% of it in a jiffy or sum sheiz.
And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.
Laike why ? Why not ask him how much he wants for kharcha pani now that bladeeeeee there are 40% of the work left?
Bladeeee yes he will take that later on but if you had actually talked about paise, he would have done it much more diligently.
Laike I am living in chaos.
There are nyo rules to this dystopian nightmare and bladee all the boom booms pretend as if they know everythang.
XdiLF+
No.4676
>>4675(OP)
>I went with my baap to get a document passed and bladeee fool has nyo connection. Bladee none of my bros even have any insider. When bladeee a majdoor out of a sudden at a fruit juice shop gave us a number of his tailet cleaner dalitoid friend who cleans the tailet of sum baboon and works as a contractual majdoor at the affise. bladee he has more connections than all these hifi people.
>Laike he got us in every room without the security bhadwas making a rukus and directly hooked us up with a bladeee chaprasi.
Brootal connectionmogg yaar
XdiLF+
No.4677
>>4675(OP)
>Bladee it would have taken me months to get this thang done ( tho it wuzz all legal and bladee it wuzz the baboons jewing us to delay my jaab getting prospect) but he did 60% of it in a jiffy or sum sheiz.
>And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.
>Laike why ? Why not ask him how much he wants for kharcha pani now that bladeeeeee there are 40% of the work left?
Yaar it's not your baap's fault. Some sarkari baabus are too honest and will yell at you for asking them if they want some kharcha pani. They even threaten to call police depending upon the state where you live.
foIA8e
No.4679
>>4675(OP)
Blaady ungrateful cockroaches. Yaar I'll even take a posting to a bihari bhillage if they pay me well.
n1LXK4
No.4685
>>4675(OP)
>>4675(OP)
>laike bladeee even if they had applied for JEWPSC, the chances are that they too would be posted anywhere in endia unless they cracked IFS/IPS/IAS (and got their fav state cadre).
I was IAS post for power. Now I will go and not appear for some time, but tum mast life enjoy karnega ab se, you have made it yui bhai, ab fir milege 
apun ko bhul mat jana, know arya chad was rooting for you always.
Ek din apun dono jayege, apun fuwawa ko segs karege, tum mogo jam ko seggso karna, take care sirs.
rKjRr9
No.4688
>There are nyo rules to this dystopian nightmare and bladee all the boom booms pretend as if they know everythang
chill yaara mar jayenge ye sab
one day there will be no one to nag us
9O1Wpr
No.4690
>>4689
yui anon tell me your complete prep journey. At what age did you started preparing, which courses you took, how many hours you studied, the notes you've made, how you relaxed during prep and everything around it from a→ z except doxxble info. Please
gdHNfW
No.4691
>>4690
I am not yuibhangi yaar
9O1Wpr
No.4693
>>4691
wrongly tagged. Sorry
JryhPc
No.4698
>>4688
Aise mat bolo yaar, my myeam and baap are boom booms and i want them to live forever
JryhPc
No.4699
>>4677
true yaar but bladeee there are bladeee behenkelode are paying 400 rupiyah to get their medical done. they have arranged character certificates by now. Everythang.
This was not even that but a regular certificate that I needed. Bladeeeeeeeeeeee they absolutely take paise and not through the counter or under the table. now they make use of third party agents like this dalitoid.
The way to do it is by asking the guy to accompany us for a tea away from the affise and then float the idea. laike bladee even if it costs me 10k to get it done it is gonna be insignificant compared to laife long unemployment that I wuzz facing.
JryhPc
No.4701
>>4690
later yaar
JryhPc
No.4702
>>4688
she is pyaari tho
d4rsfL
No.4706
jA8W9u
No.4713
>>4675(OP)
how did you manage the household drama yui anan , like how did you manage to not get affected by it and still did your study maxxing .
blaady there's too much drama happening around me , even while attempting RC's , i get consumed by anger . I know when i will get a jaab , i will have to give 80% of my monthly salary As TDS to my parents for taking care of me till now and for now i am just compensating by behaving like a 90's woman who's dependent on her husband like a sub bxtch and does everything without questioning anything .I am doing most household chores , taking everyone's shit silently, not showing my anger but its getting difficult and difficult bladee, even my elder brother has now told me that you are literally a burden on this family .
i did show my anger once and they all started crying and used the nalla berozgaar card against me . Like a 90's ablaa naari , i couldn't doo much and went inside the washroom and cried .
>and now they are telling me - why have you gone silent anan , who don't you talk to us , what sins have we committed that you don't even talk to us . why are you torturing us by being silent .
how can you possibly torture someone by being silent yui anan , how ???
i need this jaab blaadyyy , its getting difficult and difficult bladee.
L0h8+i
No.4715
>>4699
>The way to do it is by asking the guy to accompany us for a tea away from the affise and then float the idea. laike bladee even if it costs me 10k to get it done it is gonna be insignificant compared to laife long unemployment that I wuzz facing.
Right yaar. If the sarkari babu himself is okay with taking ghoos, you should pay the kharcha paani depending upon the situation.
JryhPc
No.4717
>>4713
yaar most of my threads was spent tackling this yaar.
These normie N!ggers will smell it out when you are trying to actually work hard. Their n!gnoggery will be at its peak when you will be on the verge of getting a paisa paying jaab.
On one hand they want you to get a jaab so they can boast about it. But on the other hand, their pajeet brain tells them that they simply cannot let you succeed. If you succeed, they will lose all their control over you.
What I did was, I blaaadeeee kept shouting at them and started N!gnogging abuses at them.
I used to involuntarily shout out the dehatiest gaali of them all in my room so loudly that the entire mohalla used to hear it.
I made it seem like I was ready to muddle their name down the drain.
This sort of bought me some wiggle room but after a few days of peace, these pajeets used to return with their fresh but rehashed bunch of n!gnoggeries.
If anythang wasted my taime it wuzz this.
laike bladeee my whore of a baap bhadwa is trying to subvert me by trying out the following
>eww ananwa the affise of your bankwa is dirty ewww
bladeeee I have nyo idea in which century he had gone to a bank but bladeee all PSB including SBi has the same levels of affises. Plus bladee he worked for the state gormint. My bhadwa bros work for the state gormints. There bladee are nyo tailets. They literally work in a rat infested affise with a nala nearby.
Bladeeeeeeeee the tailets they have literally has the sheit floating around it at a 360 degree angle of the last chamar that was posted there 5 decades ago.
Cause they have another batch of n!gnoggeries to deal with if they want to pay for it to be cleaned.
I know why he is doing this, he wants me to bladeee stoody for SBI whuch I will only do if I want to. That will be my choice. I am nat sacrificing my taime for his bhadwa status gamei anymore.
Laike I have to literally make faces at him and yell abuses at him to shut him down. And every bladee taime this boomerjeet will shed a tear which touches my heart peko.
>he is old and bhadwa, why am I being laike this to him
But that is just me falling for the adorable gesture of an animal. This isn't a normal human being. the boom booms are a bladeee bunch of farm animals. They show laike they are crying but that is their way of raping your bladee heart.
never fall for it.
You will waste your taime dealing with these. but what are the alternatives?
The only alternative is you going the library route.
In that route you will have to deal with 10 taimes the nignoggeries of other pajeets who aren't related to you and you can't even shout at you.
Regarding the chores, what I did was, bladeee shout at them and autistically call them out for it. Laike bladee you whores, I am nat doing nuffin.
I let them cook for me and I used to just wake up in the afternoon according to my schedule and eat in on mai taime.
Except when my myeam wuzz horsepitalized. I did a lot of housework back them.
Dc2y8n
No.4718
>>4717
>What I did was, I blaaadeeee kept shouting at them and started N!gnogging abuses at them. I used to involuntarily shout out the dehatiest gaali of them all in my room so loudly that the entire mohalla used to hear it. I made it seem like I was ready to muddle their name down the drain.
brootal yaar
my maa-baap just pimped me out to work after graduation, because we are too gawreeb and have no money for preparationmaxxing.
Ab apun warikoomaxxing karke mahine ki 8000 ki SIP chala raha hai taki phuture mein pension na hone ke karan bheekh na mangni pade.
Dc2y8n
No.4719
>>4718
Not just that, they keep pestering and taunting me about how sharma ji ke bete ki sarkari naukari lag gayi. Kuch sharam kar.
BLAAAAADYYY SHARMA JI KA BETA APNE MAA-BAAP KI KAMAI PE SAAL TAK COACHING LEKE PREPARE KIA> NAUKARI NAHI!!!
Dc2y8n
No.4720
>>4719
3 SAAL TAK
JryhPc
No.4721
>>4720
damn yaar, if that is the case, you should go the library route.
are you done with your foundation course ie coaching phase? are you doing everythang onliine?
Do you have those library thingies near your place that peeps of bankwa or ssc use?
Dc2y8n
No.4722
>>4721
No yaar. I havent even started yet.
Like i said, my maa-baap just pushed me into working. I was saying they taunt and humiliate me by comparing me to kids of the relatives who had 3 years to prepare full time. They expect me to crack some exam magically while I'm wagecelling for most part of the day.
