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4m7F32

No.3614

I don't know bros but I genuinely think that this blaady doraemon was nothing but a grand psyop to turn nanhejeets into sissies and condition them into thinking or make them delusional that all their problems will magically disappear one day with the help of just one fkin gadgetwaa.

>Doremon doremon , I didn't tell my mom and my hitler sister and bhdwaa baap about my surprise test marks in school . Can you help me doremon.

<Yes , here take it. Retaking test machine

.............................

>Thankyou doremon

I literally feel like crying right now bros. I can't help myself at all. I have lied about my bankwa prelims exams that i have cleared them and preparing for other gobirmint exams secretly so that my house doesn't turn into this regular funeral mass. Blaady , my sister is also gonna get married soon and his bhdwaa chinky bf is giving me lot of icks. I tried telling her but what's the point , I don't earn money , I have no power. All I can do right now is waking up early in the morning , mopping the floors , washing dishes morning afternoon and evening and then bringing milkwa ,vegetables and fruitswa.

I have been brutally castarized bros, I wanted to go to gym but my sis wants this expensive wedding despite knowing our family economic situation. She did good for her (career wise )but she's still asking for money from my bhdwaa baap who's gonna soon use this as as leverage against me and my mom to guilt trip us even more despite being an absolute peice of a shit.

Also the relatives that gonna attend the wedding ,blaady I am already so stressed about it.

It's over bros . I am in a condition where killing everyone in my family seems viable and best. When did I become like this.

Anonymous

IN

qL1+t4

No.3615

>>3614(OP)

picrel

Anonymous

IN

TXCF0F

No.3616

>>3614(OP)

>I have lied about my bankwa prelims exams that i have cleared them and preparing for other gobirmint exams secretly

Don't lie yaar. You will slowly start believing your own lie and get complacent

ARYA

vR2pLu

No.3617

>>3615

Shinchan was even more popular than doraemon what does that say? average indian male is a based hentai-pilled qt chaser?

Anonymous

IN

DDRp41

No.3618

>>3614(OP)

nunnu hilao khush raho

KL

ue0uCE

No.3619

>>3614(OP)

>I have lied about my bankwa prelims exams that i have cleared them and preparing for other gobirmint exams secretly so that my house doesn't turn into this regular funeral mass

what exams anan?

>>3617

chiagayu anan, shinchan was popular among online jeets. Mosrt of the pajeets actually made fun of us shinchan enjoyers. These same pajeets loved doraemon, blady.

>>3615

so dayo

Anonymous

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4bRJ14

No.3621

>>3616

Yaar , I tried really hard to not lie but they all wake up in the middle of night beating up their chest saying it's over for our family. They cry ,cry and cry (I still like a retard is atleast able to see a small beam of light at the end of tunnel but telling them the truth diminishes that too ).

They blaady tell you to work harder while keeping the environment of the house similar to a funeral mass , blaady I can't focus in that environment.

I can't help but lie , been doing that from my childhood like Nobita . Blaady there was a very close friend of mine who used to tell everything to his mom so whenever any kind of surprise test used to happen back in school days , we both would get similar marks but that blaady bhangi would tell his mom everything and his mom was kinda chill because he was a chamar and his future was secure . I as a baman would never tell my mom what happened in the school. Then when my mom would go for sabji market and suddenly his randi mom would appear out of nowhere -

His randi mom

>Arey, ****** ke kitne number aaye test me, ****** to bol raha tha ki dono bachhon ke same aaye hai

<Kyaa Aaj test hua tha , ****** ne to bataya hi nahi.Chalo koi nii Aaj ghr Jake puchti Hu

Blaady bcz of that n!gger ,I always suffered. He was never my best friend but then again I had no other friend too so I considered him as my best friend back in the days.

Anonymous

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SnCJzG

No.3622

>>3614(OP)

Just when I thought of taking a 1 hour sleep for the very first time in my life in the afternoon , my dreams raped me. It took me back to those days when I was giving my 12th pre-boards in 2017.It was physics exam for which I didn't study at all , i attempted 2-3 derivations and 5-6 numericals. Blaady , I thought I will submit the paper but then I realised that I might have to show the answer sheet to my parents and then it will be over for me.

So the gods listened to me back then (god fkin listens to me only when I am about to do something bad almost as if it was destined to happen ) , and the invigilators were not collecting sheets one by one instead whoever was completing their ppr had to put their answer sheets on the teacher's desk and leave . Blaady i sat their till the end and when all the students were putting their sheets on the desk , I took advantage of the crowd and didn't submit my sheet .

But mt n!gger frnd saw me and threatened that he will tell my parents. And that n!gger did tell my parents. Blaady , it was brutal , the humiliation ritual in front of the whole school. I couldn't even cry coz I wasn't even able to comprehend that if this was actually real.

Blaady , today I saw all those events again in my dream in the afternoon , it's literally 22°c in dalli but I was sweating blaady.

I don't want to sleep now. I will keep myself awake whole night now, my dreams scare me.

Anonymous

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4bRJ14

No.3626

>>3614(OP)

Blaady I just saw the video of that bihari chapri n!gger and North eastern qtπ with black nipples - I feel like crying bros.

I am pretty sure that bihari chhapri bhdwa is a typical porn addict , he had no finesse in his moves and he was forcefully penetrating that randi.

That randi deserves a gazillion minutes of oumoum oum oum boob sucking ritual and then lssplsssplssplssp pussy sucking salivating ritual too but noo , that guy turned out to be fkin unevolved bhangi who just wanted to have his way.

I cried watching that video , thinking about that i could have done so much better. Why do these QTπies give chance to such pathetic ugly chapris , I mean I get it he had a BDL but still , did she enjoy it . No , she didn't .

Do women like to suffer? What is this weird obsession with suffering and taking on a challenge to evolve and change unevolved primates .

I want her bros .

Anonymous

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EoTbo5

No.3629

>>3614(OP)

Brootal nightfall , I just realised my penis muscles are not that strong , it literally felt like as if I am peeing with full force . No sperm stains on my underwear though. This is what happens when I don't jerk off for more than 2 weeks.

Oumounomoum duddhu peena hai yaaron.

Anonymous

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TdD5xQ

No.3630

>3614

Bros , I feel like everytime I feel like committing sudoku , I just think about my mom that she would have to alone deal with my bhdwa baap who wud make her life hell. Just today early morning, he yelled at my mom for no reason and then I woke up and just stared at him , he ran back to his room like a small puppy .

What am I dealing with here bros ,I have no idea. I literally myself feel like I m the father who's taking looking after two grownup kids where one is a bully and other is not except the bully kid has a jaab nd I don't .

The bully gets his masculinity back the moment I lose at something, he uses that as a leverage against me and makes it about morality that how my rebelliousness against my father has turned me into a failure and how I will forever be a failure.

I can't take it anymore bros. Gazillions deserve to die.

Anonymous

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UcgJF/

No.3649

>>3614(OP)

Today my Very very very ameer door ka mama has come from bambai (bhdwo ka sheher) . Blaady that n!gger hasn't even called my mom even once when she was sick , bed ridden for 6months but now all of a sudden out of nowhere messages my mom

>Pls send us your location ,if time permits, we will visit you.

Blaady why do you want visit our gwareeb ki jhopdi . What pleasure do you get by flaunting your gazzilion crore bandra ka makaan and make our life hell. Your both sons live abroad , one has married a gori mem and the other has married a latina .

I just hate your jeet face n!gger. I hope that gori mem press charges against your son and that latina fucks a n!gger and ruins your other son's life.

And a parathi politician jews money from you (the way you jewed money from innocent people by selling scamy sugarated drinks)bcz of you not knowing parathi , you deserve this fuckface , I want your family to suffer.

Blaady you are not an inspiration , your existence is a curse. Ahhhh i hate you.

Anonymous

UN

hRRpdv

No.3650

>>3614(OP)

wdym ur sis bf gives u icks

elaborate

Anonymous

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CrU+xn

No.3652

>>3650

He is a Garhwali chinky poohadi. I don't like him , he is like one of those guys who would get offended at the most minute stuff and creates a whole issue out of it that he was supposed to be treated differently in that situation.

His father is also a bhdwa and his mom is typical jaddu tona karne wali women and believes in such stuff.

They are just rich that's it .

TN

ue0uCE

No.3656

>>3652

>gharwali

yaar I am a top baman, will they let me marriage this pyari gharwali bamani? bolo bolo

Anonymous

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QRHrCz

No.3659

>>3656

Haan yaar , garhwali people barely know their own langauge and culture to not let you marry a Garhwali cutie , only condition is you gotta be a baman .

Anonymous

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HjsMlo

No.3660

>>3621

Errr

Anonymous

IN

IX/nOp

No.3661

>>3614(OP)

Good luck blaady anon. I thiught you were chink too

Turns out you are just twink. Enjoy some rajma chawal.

AP

ue0uCE

No.3662

>>3659

Thanku bahut much ananwa

Anonymous

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SnCJzG

No.3668

>>3614(OP)

Blaady they declared the ibps po mains result today only , now I will have to create fake gheyy result to show my parents that i couldn't clear it. Aaj raat ko matam ka mahaul hoga.

I can only prolong the disappointment circleloop but cannot evade it , can I .

Anonymous

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SnCJzG

No.3669

>>3614(OP)

My baap just had a smirk , he had again that kind of looks where I could see in his eyes how he was mocking me and my mom's eyes were full of suffering , she thought if I would finally stand on my feet , she would no longer have to listen to my bhangi baap.

It's brutal out there bros , it's brutal. This is the reason I have to lie bros. I can't help but lie. My baap must be feeling relieved.

AP

ue0uCE

No.3670

>>3668

brootal anan, you have to show the screenshot of the result?

Koi bat nai anan you still have a lot of attempts left. Are you stooding enough for these clerk examwas?

Anonymous

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BMe+Ti

No.3671

>>3670

Haan yaar , they won't believe otherwise. It's too much work . I created this fake ass gheyy result .

>Are you stooding enough for these clerk examwas?

I did not fill the rrb forms. My home state has only 60 seats for general in clerk and 12 seats for po. Blaady can't travel to other statewas and leave my mom alone with my bhangi baap. I might give OICL AO now . My last hope now.

KA

M6Fdgw

No.3672

>>3668

>will have to create fake gheyy result to show my parents that i couldn't clear it.

I don't understand, why would you hide your actual result and show them you failed? Do you not want to go down that line of work?

Anonymous

DL

b/78iQ

No.3681

>>3614(OP)

Yaar , everyone is playing mind games in this house. They don't value their own upbringing so much so that they have created sections kinda like echo chambers in their chotu saaa family of 4 members. No one likes to confront each other, ( apparently it is seen as badtameeji ) , even if confrontation happens , the very first step is by forming groups in own family to validate oneself , then comes the brutal churning of emotions so the groups get heated up simultaneously as if all of them are acting as a catalyst to trigger each other and then confrontation happens) Blaady my father still remains at the top when it comes to doing such peeth peeche burai , But do I get spared ? Nooo.

I become the hot topic of the peeth peeche burai in my own family too. When I fuck up - first Dal formation( my mom +my sister + my dad )

When it's my sis ( my mom + my dad)

When it's my mom ( my sister alone)

Blaady , what is going on in Indian households. lord krishna needs to reincarnate again to solve my family issues.

Anonymous

DL

TdD5xQ

No.3682

>>3614(OP)

Blaady ,I wish my father was young and carried the same strength he carried when he was young.

There's no point in scaring a old weak man coz the old weak man gets the leverage that he is devoid of strength , he's an underdog , he's being oppressed and shit.

I would have beaten the shit out of him if only he had his prime strength. I can't deal with a passive aggressive man who happens to be top notch self victimising Machiavellian. He is a woman , maybe so am I .

ML

ue0uCE

No.3683

>>3672

cause he wants to claim that he passed prelims but couldn't clear mains to get his parents off his back. if he claims that he did clear mains then it will come with extra work

Anonymous

DL

nnkyLi

No.3686

>>3614(OP)

Yaar my every fav street food vendors have been closed by these FCI bhangis or some MCD chamar unkil.

Blaady I feel like I am a curse to these street food vendors,the moment I start eating from them , somebody takes an action against them .

My fav momo thele wala was brutally beaten yesterday by a bunch of mcd goons because he didn't pay them money and shit. He used to make the best momo with reasonable price - 40rs for 8 pieces.

This goo of a nation doesn't even want me to find joy in little things like eating hot momo in dalli ki 20°c sardi wali shaam.

I want to eat momo guys along with hot-hot crispy-crispy spring roll. I am pretty sure all the other shops around him did this to him by calling those MCD goons.

I hate this nation , gazillions deserve to die.

AS

ue0uCE

No.3687

>>3686

da hell, where do you live yaar?

Anonymous

DL

hBPAqM

No.3690

>>3687

Yaar it's a private colony next to a slum street in dalli . Little kids enter the private colony by crossing gates and then steal petrol n shit from bikes. The guard sit at the gates and doesn't do jackshit about it. Too much gundagardi the moment you step outside the colony.

Anonymous

DL

8SwOgW

No.3733

>>3614(OP)

why do you keep banning me dayush , whats your fucking problem , i barely post anything here , why do you hate me so much ?

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