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I hate Kekslam, but I like being a Muthlim.

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I hate Kekslam, but I like being a Muthlim.

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FMXtUV

No.393988

Fuck Mohomo and Lullah, but thank god I'm a Muthlim instead of a Handoo or Christcvck.

>I get to eat high T food instead of the regular vegcvck diet as per Indian standards

>I'll marry a trad submissive qt muslimah who'll love and care for me forever

>I only need to celebrate one festival per year

Can this be considered a win, Handoobros?

Anonymous

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FMXtUV

No.393989

Also, there's no c@ste cuckery in Kekslam. :rofl:

Anonymous

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qOsQHJ

No.393990

>>393988(OP)

>trad submissive qt muslimah

lol lmao even

Kala GOBAR

Anonymous

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FMXtUV

No.393991

>>393990

>Kala Gobar in question

I came to this conclusion after a lot of thinking, Handoobro. I'll soon ascend from this chappal forum. I'm not getting gobar'd like you.

Anonymous

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qOsQHJ

No.393993

Have fun

Do you ever want "gazva-e-hind"

Also, This once again proved that this whole "gobar" thing is muslim psyOP to influence unemployed incels on this forum

Anonymous

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FMXtUV

No.393994

>>393993

Are yaar, didn't I tell you I hate Kekslam? Fuck all this terrorshit cuckery. I just wanna have good food and a lot of sexo in my life. I don't have time for such lame shit.

Anonymous

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FMXtUV

No.393996

I already lived half of my life with no comebacks. Fuck, I hate myself.

Anonymous

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qOsQHJ

No.393997

>>393994

nice :rofl:

good human

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iT8z4K

No.394001

Don't you guys have to circumcise?

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yeHtUS

No.394010

>>393988(OP)

Damn are you me? This is exactly how I feel, I know there's no god but I love being muslim

Anonymous

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FMXtUV

No.394011

>>394001

I'll never let my kids get circumcised.

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yeHtUS

No.394012

>>394001

It's in childhood. We don't even remember the pain. Also circumcision solves many potential dick problems

Anonymous

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FMXtUV

No.394013

>>394010

Same. I thought about this a lot, and it makes a lot of sense.

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yeHtUS

No.394017

>>394013

The biggest plus point over handoo is our upbringing. I've seen handoo parents using their children as retirement plan.

Our families might restrict daughters but most of the time sons have a lot of freedom.

I remember scoring 8 marks out of 80 in biology and the first thing my baap said is that he'll set me up a dukaan and we ate mutton that day in dinner

PB

nv/xDa

No.394018

>>393988(OP)

Do you drink daaru? How do you fags even have fun at men's gatherings? Sharbat peete ho kya bhenchod? Also please don't marry your cousin. I wouldn't care if you were a random Mulla but as a fellow anon I care. Don't end up with dyslexic retard babies.

Anonymous

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FMXtUV

No.394020

>>394017

I don't have an Imouto, but that's trve. My parents never forced me to go to masjid or some shit. Yeah, they told me to when I was a kid, but not anymore. They're also getting older now, so I need to get a job and take better care of them.

>>394018

This is all a hoax. Nothing like that happens here. But these things do happen in other conservative Moslem majority countries and some Moslem ghettos here. I know this happens more often in MENA & SEA countrsies, as well as in Porkistan and Kangluadesh. No one in my family has ever married within the same family. Maybe it's because I come from a liberal Moslem family.

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