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Anonymous

IN

RTf5aE

No.299021

How are you guys celebrating diwali?? I am in my tiny dark room making this post, will watch youtube video about how (((they))) are controlling our nervous system through modern tech.

Anonymous

IN

Mt5fM+

No.299023

>>299021(OP)

Diwali toh kal he bhangi.

Anonymous

IN

RTf5aE

No.299027

>>299023

And?

Haryana Villager

IN

imBEKf

No.299029

>>299021(OP)

Kal mere richfag relatives ayenge,

Full blackpill milegi muje

>pajeet mene idhar plot kharid liya

>pajeet mene ye jameen leli

>pajeet mene ye car leli

>tu kya kar ra pajeet, tere pass gorillian LPA job kyo nahi

>kya karega aage pajeet

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299035

>>299029

Who cares about plants and gaadis yaar imo a computer with an internet connection is all one needs for a happy life.

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299036

>>299035

*plaats

blaadee aatokarekt

Anonymous

IN

g2MdD4

No.299038

>>299035

Get out of your room sometimes lilbro

Anonymous

IN

Qagzgt

No.299039

>>299035

+ a air conditioned room and some money for slop

Thats how i will spend rest of my life

Haryana Villager

IN

imBEKf

No.299043

>>299035

It's so blackpilling yaar, even if I get a good enough job, a good enough career, i can never match what they have.

What's even the point of trying.

When my life will always be mediocre.

Anonymous

UN

Ha+sMy

No.299045

>>299038

No but really why do people want praaprteaa and shirt, enough money to live have a computer and an internet connection is all one needs, anything else would be useless since ur gonna die either ways one should focus on maximizing happiness for ourselves not our spawns or parents and shirt.

Anonymous

IN

bZDDZk

No.299048

>>299021(OP)

I'm scrolling through my friends insta and seeing how they are celebrating their diwali

I'm also posting this from dimly lit room

Haven't gone out since Monday of last week

Anonymous

UN

Ha+sMy

No.299049

>>299043

Reminder that happiness comes from within, issue Diwali apni phujhadi hilao orr khus raho, relatives ki waifu ka rape imagine krke hilao.

Anonymous

IN

KagYM/

No.299051

>>299021(OP)

Zaaammmmmm

Anonymous

UN

Ha+sMy

No.299053

>>299045

One can access all forms of entertainment and enjoyment with an internet connection and the power of imagination/larping.

Anonymous

UN

Ha+sMy

No.299058

>>299049

*iss

Anonymous

UN

Ha+sMy

No.299059

>>299045

>shirt

*shirt

yaar autocorrect ka bhi bada panga he use kro toh chuste hein na kro toh chudte hei

Bengali Rad

HR

QFRMzj

No.299060

>>299045

Why would you give your life to that damn computer, it not happiness, it just makes you more sad and hence more dependent on it.

captcha: sUXX

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299063

>>299060

Then what else is happinessu? Getting an uggo gobbarjeeta wife who can dump me anytime and fuck my life cuz of pajeetrepublic randiocratic laas? Making stupid annoying (poopoo peeper)r children? spending money on those idiots instead of myself and growing into an old normie bald paatballeid unc? The terminal has everything I could ever desire.

>2d qts

better than anything 3d can aaffer

>vidya

better than any real life adventure paasible

>music

better than instruments can make

>ai chatbots

more compassionate than actual humans, why does it matter if they're just a simulation? We can't be sure of the other human's consciousness either.

Bengali Rad

HR

QFRMzj

No.299065

>>299063

bache aur shadi to mujhe bhee nahi karne lekin uske alava bhee bahut kuch kar sakte hai jindagi me, kuch hobby ya aspiration hai saar ?

Anonymous

IN

Qagzgt

No.299067

>>299063

What if there is some emergency ? Who will help you

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299070

>>299065

Yea habby ki count kr rha hu saarz

>vidya

abc needs a kamputr

>hist milhist poolitiks and aather naledgeable buks

I read off the kamouter

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299072

>>299067

Vo bacho aur pajeeta waifu esa kya kr lenge Jo me khud nhi kr skta?

>inb4 budhape kr chutiyape

exercise Kiya kro roz, besides I might kms before that stage even begins

Bengali Rad

HR

QFRMzj

No.299073

>>299070

>I read off the kamouter

print kara ke padh, reading comprehension bhee imrove hoga, but whatever i am living the same life as you

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299074

>>299073

I younger tho ig, abhi toh eggjam maxxing bhi suru nhi ki he, maybe I'll change my opinions after i become a praaper adult next year.

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299075

>>299074

*im

Anonymous

IN

Qagzgt

No.299077

>>299072

Sahi hai bencho yaha sare paise wale uchi jaat ke byaah nahi kar rahe or waha gareeb nich jaat ke 5-5 bacche kar rahe

Kya hoga desh ka kuch socha hai

Haryana Villager

IN

imBEKf

No.299078

>>299070

How old are you? All of this will get boring at one point, you are missing out on prime of your life.

Are you Yui anan?

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299079

>>299073

pritn krne se kese reading comprehension improve hogi, atleast from the computer i can search hp waard meanings and shiets

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299081

>>299078

Nah vo hijda toh almost budhape me he

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299083

>>299078

what else does one even do then yaar, I really can't see a reason to have a gf orr waifi orr shietz

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299086

>>299077

yaar I do kang as a nationalist but only because i irrationally hate muslims and pakis and plan to join the military to experience real combat, i have no real care about the people of my cuntree, honestly 4chan is right most pajeets need to die to make india and the world as a whole a better place

Bengali Rad

HR

QFRMzj

No.299087

>>299079

this no name research paper might help

https://www.icrrd.com/public/media/07092025145026-Digital-Reading-Materials.pdf

Bengali Rad

HR

QFRMzj

No.299090

>>299086

>honestly 4chan is right most pajeets need to die to make india and the world as a whole a better place

its just you, me and my frens are doing great

Anonymous

IN

Qagzgt

No.299091

>>299086

And what about sax sux, dont you want that

Haryana Villager

IN

imBEKf

No.299094

>>299083

Travel, sexxo, get high, do skydiving or some shit, climb Mount Everest, experience new things if you have money and time.

Youth is the only time when your body is fully functioning.

Your knees won't work like this at 40, live as much as you can, you'll regret spending it next to a screen

Anonymous

IN

VKnl5y

No.299098

I don't want to go out. I'm hiding in shame inside the house to stay away from all the normies who will ask me what I am doing with my life and when I'm going to get married. It's a constant reminder and a notification alert that I have left a trail of failures behind my path. I'll go sleep early if I feel dizzy, or I'll watch a movie.

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299101

>>299094

>travel

>in pajeetland

>in a literal mound of shit

yaar pajeet

>meme Everest

but why?

>high

can do it alone

>>299091

>saxsux

not even 3d gobbarjeeta who pee poos sweatshirt and stinks and stuffs

Anonymous

IN

bZDDZk

No.299103

>>299063

Regularly keep making gaming threads yaar on /b/

I will also start contributing

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299104

>>299101

>even

*with

Haryana Villager

IN

imBEKf

No.299105

>>299101

Just gibing you meme examples, you will find more about yourself and the things you like

Anonymous

UN

Mt5fM+

No.299106

>>299105

Yaar mene mana thodi kiya ki orr kuch nhi eh mene bs bola ki marriage meme he aur kamputer is prime entertainment

Anonymous

IN

XyIrj9

No.299108

>>299021(OP)

>How are you guys celebrating diwali??

wearing a shirt for the confirmity and NEETing. I have no excitement no friends here

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