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I helped a Jeeta yesterday
2Smirh
No.266568
some background - I am a IT wagie, office jaane ke liye bike use karta hoon, almost at the same time as me some bus drops off this jeeta near the street that goes towards our residential societies, maine use pehle bohot baar dekha tha but I used to just drive past her.
As usual kal mai wapas aa raha tha, the street I am talking about is not a gali, it's a double lane road btw and raat ko it's quite lonely, street lights lagi hui waise, anyways to kal mai kya dekhta hu ki wo jeeta ek street light ke paas khadi hai, maine thodi due se hi use dekh liya tha, jab paas pohocha to BC kutte lad rahe the aage road pe lmao, iske karan wo aage nahi jaa rahi thi kek, for a second I saw her and then she saw me, I understood and offered to drop her near her society gate, vo baithi uske baad jaise we went past the dogs, saale peeche pad gaye BC, bhagayi maine, the jeeta who was already quite afraid, mujhe pakad ke baith gayi kekek, anyways I dropped her and told her if she is comfortable, she should just wait for me at the bus stop, and come with me on the bike, unintentional friendship ho gayi lmao, bisiyo baar to mujhe thankyou bola hoga usne kek
MEq2UJ
No.266575
>>266568(OP)
wo wahan dhandha karne khadi thi, tune uska dhandhe ka time kharab kar diya faltu ka white knight ban ke. Ab wo tere se compensation legi
Get ready to pay jeetu boy.
t. guy from Varanasi
2Smirh
No.266584
>>266575
yaar gandu wo company me kaam karti hai yaar, likha to hai maine starting, uski company ki bus drop karti hai use, and randiyo ka to area alag hota hai, idhar residential area me raat ko kutto ke alawa koi nahi nikalta lmao, saari societies me parks and jogging tracks hai internally.
vTEn3z
No.266586
>>266568(OP)
rape case incoming
MEq2UJ
No.266587
>>266584
90% women who work in a private company are randis bro. Do you have any idea what goes on in the corporate world? Kek,
PhPhwN
No.266592
2Smirh
No.266594
Anyways the reason I helped her wasn't cuz of white knighting or whatever, it's cuz this has happened with me too, back when I was JEE stoodycel in class 9, raat ko around 8:30 baje coaching see aata tha, rickshaw main road pe drop karti waha se chalke mai ghar jaata tha, ek baar aise hi kutto ne mujhe gher liya tha however no one helped me (nor did I expect anyone to help me), I scared away the dogs by flinging my bag
vTEn3z
No.266602
MEq2UJ
No.266604
>>266597
behen ke lode I already have a job, and I probably make more than you do. Salary slip dikhaun kya?
t. guy from Varanasi
PhPhwN
No.266609
>>266604
Same, I already have a job and I likely make more than this anon's entire household
2Smirh
No.266611
>>266602
she looks decent, same age as me, I think from the way she talked, she is from UP
I am a Gujarati Brahmin
M+crng
No.266613
>>266568(OP)
Yaar simp, she probably wrote a plebbit post on what's wrong with indian men after this.
vTEn3z
No.266614
>>266611
pumb and dump her with your R1a seed
dkafwN
No.266618
T3l2/k
No.266622
>>266568(OP)
and then the dogs started clapping
PhPhwN
No.266625
>>266622
>Her cheeks
vTEn3z
No.266627
>>266621
if she waits for you then consider yourself good looking otherwise consider RRR.
2Smirh
No.266629
MEq2UJ
No.266632
dkafwN
No.266636
>>266629
Say something in gujarati, something only a gujarati brahmin would know
>Thaker
Thakers are Lohana Mahajan if I'm not wrong, some of the best looking people in Gujarat.
2Smirh
No.266639
>>266636
>Thakers are Lohana Mahajan
bhai vo thakkar hai
I literally linked a wikipedia page on my sub caste kek, read for once
>>266636
>Say something in gujarati, something only a gujarati brahmin would know
bhai I can say something in gujarati but idk anything only le gujarati brahmin would know.
txyPXN
No.266642
>>266621
>na bhai ye sab mai nahi karta
you'll drop your pants the moment she gives you any hint. Your coomfilled brain is desperately trying to think of ways you can lick her naked coochie. Drop this act of bholapan
MEq2UJ
No.266644
>>266639
અલ્યા ભોંસમારીના અહીંયા તારી માણી ભોંસ ફડાવવા આવ્યો છે?
MEq2UJ
No.266645
2Smirh
No.266651
>>266644
>અલ્યા
no one uses this word, did you mean aaila? It is a marathi thing bro
here is a small gujarati poem, all gujarati children learn it in school (not writing in gujarati cuz lazy)
aao re varsaad, ghebariyo parsaad
ooni ooni rotli ne karela nu shaak
coKTlO
No.266652
>>266644
Translations?
2Smirh
No.266655
>>266642
yaar ngl i was like this for some time, but getting a jaab and making some friends kind of fixed me, I still post here sometimes to pass time.
MEq2UJ
No.266656
>>266651
i've read it being used by people when angry. Believe it or not I speak some Gujarati
t. guy from Varanasi
vTEn3z
No.266657
>>266656
why do you speak gujarati ?
vTEn3z
No.266658
>>266657
i mean how
MEq2UJ
No.266659
>>266652
"अबे भोसड़ी के यहाँ तेरी माँ की चूत फड़वाने आया है ?"
jBfVwj
No.266661
Look at all crabby inkwells malding ITT, based OP, make her your gf if possible.
2Smirh
No.266663
>>266661
will do an update post at night today, let's see if she waits
MEq2UJ
No.266665
>>266658
Wanted to learn a third language, picked Gujarati because it was close to Hindi and easy to learn. Kismat dekho I eventually moved to Gujarat when my father got transferred to Amdavad. Stayed there for 3 years. Thought i'd settle there but eventually moved back after my father got retired.
vTEn3z
No.266672
>>266663
take a sariya with you this time. At this age she should be working in a kitchen while being pregnant with third child. Not in a corporate office working late hours with multiple men of different castes.
