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+I7/Wu
No.266123
Lizard twice the size of my dick is walking freely on my bed
/B/ros what to do, I am afraid
1M3rqD
No.266126
>>266123(OP)
Lizards are inherently scared of humans so don't worry too much as they'll scitter away. If you've a laser light, you can trick it to chase it and leave the room.
Btw lizards gather around places where insects infest which again gather in places which are dirty so keep you room clean and don't eat in your bedroom.
4avsu6
No.266128
>>266126
bchan turning into something lovely i can feel it
1M3rqD
No.266129
>>266123(OP)
Also it's attracted towards light so maybe turn off light in your room and turn on light outside
AtNB+W
No.266133
>>266123(OP)
My high t tableshitter lizard would btfo yours
sBsdlE
No.266135
don't listen to him >>266129 the lizard will start anal raping you when lights are off since it's bigger than your dick the lizards JUST know
+I7/Wu
No.266137
>>266133
Mine is bigger
7b/rJu
No.266138
>>266123(OP)
Show it your retracted foreskin lingam. It maay perceive it as a predator and might run away.
xfrmWW
No.266139
>>266123(OP)
That lizard is half the size of my penis
+I7/Wu
No.266142
>>266139
Photo is taken from 10ft away sirs
+I7/Wu
No.266145
I changed my device and yet id is same
Dayush are you spying on me
fZOOOb
No.266148
>>266145
Abe loduchand router same rhega toh hoga hi na kya yaar how do these faggots even find this place absolute state
fZOOOb
No.266149
>>266137
Kek no, mine is a bull lizard who has btfoed several lizards from my home
+I7/Wu
No.266152
>>266148
Abey router ka id se kya lena dena
4tL3kZ
No.266163
>>266123(OP)
>Lizard twice the size of my dick is walking freely on my bed
I love animals but a a 26 inch lizard will officially classify as some crocodile, and lord Indra did not prepare me for such battles.
4tL3kZ
No.266164
>>266145
>I changed my device and yet id is same
>Dayush are you spying on me
... Yaar Dayoosh are you seeing this shit?
sWMuQm
No.266165
>>266163
Haggu ?
4tL3kZ
No.266166
>>266133
The size of its claws probably makes it the chad among all the other betafag grihgota jeet. Your lizard jeet is a few exp points away from evolving into a monitor lizard 
4tL3kZ
No.266168
>>266135
>the lizard will start anal raping you when lights are off since it's bigger than your dick the lizards JUST know
>t. Anon is pregnant with baby lizards
xuE3SM
No.266230
>>266168
chipkali ke nana he
9ELbFe
No.266266
>>266123(OP)
>its a gecko
>they dont bite and are non venomous
>their skin is safe to touch and non poisonous
>eats roaches, flies and gnats like mosquitoes
>looks cute up close
get yourself some jumping spiders too and your house will be pest controlled naturally
Zmu1PX
No.266267
EMD+dy
No.266279
>>266123(OP)
This is not lizard it's called geko. Absolute state of bhangis on this site
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Onw+Cl
No.266368
>>266266
This. You can even tame it and have a bonus roommate
