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what's the requirment you have for your future gf/wife

Anonymous

IN

rqYG/x

No.265000

For me its;

•Should be a women.

Thats it,at the age of 27 im that desperate and still not getting any women.

Jeefag

MP

e8CWW4

No.265008

>>265000(OP)

UP

8GFwoI

No.265010

>>265000(OP)

>accepts her mistakes and tries not to repeat them

>as thin as picrel

Anonymous

IN

VSRGgO

No.265012

https://imginn.com/p/DOlO-UsEqQX/

Jeefag

MP

e8CWW4

No.265013

>>265012

Muthalman apni aurat sambhal

Anonymous

IN

vE6Krn

No.265015

>>265000(OP)

i'm 30 and not married yet. Now my only requirement is she should be a virgin and be nice. Looks, height, weight, dahej all other crap I have forgotten about.

Anonymous

IN

u4xAFV

No.265019

Proficient with a strapon

Anonymous

IN

If0v/U

No.265030

>>265019

Faggot hai kya

Anonymous

IN

i8hLNR

No.265031

>>265030

If he was a faggot, he wouldn't need a girl with a strapon

Anonymous

ARYA

WWkMnX

No.265042

>>265031

if he werent a nufag that i just found, he wouldn’t have said that, lynch him, kill him blaady, let’s eat him

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265053

>>265000(OP)

For me it has to be:

>Big boobs

>Big ass

>Minimum 5"0 height

>Has to have Low Body fat

>Abs - Optional

>Should be smart

>Should be feminine

>is not a porn addict

>is not a Jew Media Consumer

>doesn't exist in social media

>Understand your POV

>is not a Feminist

>Makes Money which can feed 3x times a day

>is not lazy

>not a Cell phone addict

>Skin Color , Light brown to Preity zinta level

>Eye color - dark

>Doesn't wear too much make up

>dress modestly

>Doesn't drag me down infront of others

>Gives Confidence in me

>takes care of my children

>loves kids

>doesn't Think children as Burden

>can cook

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265057

>>265053

>religious and Goes to Temple

>Prays everyday

Anonymous

IN

i8hLNR

No.265059

>>265053

that's called a Unicorn anon

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265064

>>265053

>Doesn't exist

Absolute Pajeet state

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265065

>>265059

There is no Point in marrying if you can't get a women which has all these. If she doesn't even have even one quality i mentioned. that's a whore. there is no difference between a prostitute and modern women

Anonymous

IN

18mxqr

No.265066

>>265000(OP)

1.Virgin

2. From my caste

3. High IQ, like from good university like IIT, doctor etc. Yes I know how doctor girls are. No , I am not marrying some dehati ooga booga 12th pass/10th pass/Bed who is a govt teacher by giving bribes just for muh caste and bloodline.

4. Age range should be [N-2,N+1] where N is my age

5. Should be good-looking enough that I can't get my eyes off her

There is 0 such woman like this

T. MGTOW Shudra

Anonymous

UN

a5Y+IX

No.265085

>>265065

abe randi ke bacche apne bdl ko apni gaand mai daal le

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265087

>>265064

This is Bare minimum bro, don't blame me. Society is so corrupt that i can't even get the bare minimum

Anonymous

IN

i8hLNR

No.265089

>>265085

kekekekek

If it is as long as he claims it to be, wo actually ghuma ke le bhi sakta hai khudki gaand me

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265093

>>265089

Again i tell you, this is BARE MINIMUM expectations.

Anonymous

IN

18mxqr

No.265094

>>265053

And I thought I had high standards wtf

Anonymous

ARYA

WWkMnX

No.265098

>>265000(OP)

you are 26.5 years old

and by 27 probably get married, don’t worry dyaush

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265101

>>265053

>>Big boobs

>>Big ass

>>Minimum 5"0 height

>>Has to have Low Body fat

>>Abs - Optional

<<Bareminimoom

:rofl: TL

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265103

>>265094

>High standards

Abey pajeet, that's bare minimum i tell you. that's the Ideal women, not your modern hoe

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265108

>>265101

Nothing wrong in my Forehead tho, what are you implying ?

Also white women can Satisfy all my Expectations except virginity.

Anonymous

UN

a5Y+IX

No.265113

>>265093

lode ka bare minimum yaar, show your mummy right now, i hate people like you

>wants a waifu w high iq

>.t a mallu chakka w dehati lund

>big ass big boobs

would you please like to suck my dick

Anonymous

IN

V1Yyb+

No.265118

>>265000(OP)

>can tend to my animals on farm

>robust body

>fair skin

>north indian/paki phenotype with sharp facial features, especially low nasal index

>less educated

>ready to have dozens of children

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265122

>>265113

Don't Project your incapabilities onto others bro. don't lower your standards just because you can't get those kinds or Women in your demographics are whores

Either Get one or Die Trying

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265134

>>265113

Also there would be No more whores and Whores can be easily Filtered out if pajeets Adopt Higher standards.

But Most pajeets, atleast north indian pajeets stick to Negative standards such as

>Live breathing Pussy

that's it

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265145

>>265053

>>265057

All the Things i have Given Can be used as Filter

The more you filter, the more cleaner it gets, the less chance she is a whore and cheats on you. the probability of cheating decreases

if you miss my Words, you will end up with a used beef cunt loose pussy

Anonymous

UN

a5Y+IX

No.265158

>>265122

>i cant get such women in my demographics

youre telling me that tamil girls got all dat you want?

i live in northeast sarr, literal heaven for pussy

Anonymous

IN

18mxqr

No.265162

>>265066

I have so few requirements yet very likely I won't get anyone

Anonymous

IN

gM8lM8

No.265163

>>265158

>youre telling me that tamil girls got all dat you want?

Most indian girls don't have that parameters Due to Globalization and Westernization

Anonymous

IN

gM8lM8

No.265168

>>265158

i can get women from north east too , buy y'all uneducated chink ooga boogas live in mountains and Jungles. so No

Anonymous

UN

a5Y+IX

No.265173

>>265168

ok sir theek hai

zyd68k

IN

9RUFyJ

No.265188

>>265108

is that YOUR real forehead? i can't believe how he got that image?

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265189

>>265173

Just kidding , i have more respect for NE people than those Mainland Coons

Bengali Rad

HR

yy6QMw

No.265190

>>265188

iss chutiye ne khud di thi, safe hai tu

Tamil Lund

!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+

IN

gM8lM8

No.265191

>>265188

Yes

Anonymous

UN

a5Y+IX

No.265193

>>265190

TL has to be top5 bhachuds

zyd68k

IN

9RUFyJ

No.265217

>>265190

lol thanks yaar,, i literally thought OP got doxxed by the NSA kek

Anonymous

IN

9RUFyJ

No.265264

https://discord.gg/BUsaAfGF

Anonymous

IN

5ON71l

No.265266

>>265000(OP)

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265270

>>265266

BAHAHAHA

Anonymous

IN

gJTOnc

No.265289

>>265270

?

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265307

>>265289

Play the game yaar.

Anonymous

BR

1y7Lt2

No.265350

>>265000(OP)

Isn't being a biological female is already implied when people start searching for gfs? This is India, not the US

my requirements (might be too high) would have to be:

>is virgin

>is taller than me (5'11")

>is from my caste but not from gotra

>has an IQ higher than 120

I have seen many, many women across all states of India and NRIs abroad, but am yet to find even one girl, married or single, that meets even 2 out of these 4 criteria. The day I meet someone that does I will donate my life savings to bhach

Anonymous

IN

5ON71l

No.265352

>>265307

I am a phone fag

Anonymous

BR

1y7Lt2

No.265353

>>265270

kek

Peter cat recording co

IN

iu8trA

No.265422

>>265000(OP)

my only requirement is she has to be tall, i want to preserve my tall genes, idc how chopped, usually the taller girls are not fat so thats auto adjusted

ill say yes to the first >5'8 girl in arranged marriage, couldnt care anything else

Anonymous

IN

9pLPNC

No.265486

>>265000(OP)

Someone like pic related

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265535

>>265486

Get mogged

AP

9wiME5

No.265644

>>265000(OP)

>has to be old

>has to be a granny

>need solid proof from several trials that I am the first and only guy touching her (molesting her), kissuing her, sexxoing her

>has to be really qt and rapeworthy

>has to be my slave and do whatever I want

>has to go through sum medical testo (HIV thangs and other genetic disease thangs)

Anonymous

IN

9pLPNC

No.265650

>>265535

>30 yo hag that will age and die and lose her powers as she leaves the region and not even that strong

vs

>eternal robot wife that powers the tethys core

Easy choice sirs. See for yourself this randi forgotten after Rinascita while Rover goes back to blackshores after fixing the problems there 😂😂😂

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265654

>>265644

Somehow this is the most realistic demand list on this entire thread. How the fuck is Yui Ananwa the one making most sense :kek: fuck, this may be even achievable after you get gobermint jab.

AP

9wiME5

No.265657

>>265053

>Skin Color , Light brown to Preity zinta level

yaar you made me spill out my coffee

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265665

>>265650

>30 year old hag

Based

>Who will die

Cope suhane randi premi ke

Vs

>Literally a blue generic flesh light bot

Lmao yaar, this is your waifu picrel :kek:

>MFW one bug and she has different persona

KEKU yaar.

Anonymous

IN

9pLPNC

No.265679

>>265665

>hag lover

Okay

>cope

It's in the lore chamar

>your waifu

She's also literally a horse fleshlight that only existed to be possessed lol

>one bug

She was just one second away from malfunctioning lmao

Anonymous

IN

1y7Lt2

No.265696

>>265665

>>265679

>jeets arguing over which drawing is more OP'd

:carlos:

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265701

>>265679

>It's in the lore

Of your head canon

>chamar

Lohar lokhad premi calling others chamar :kek: :lmao;

>horse

>fleshlight

Smartest lohar vamshaj lokhadrandi premi.

>that only existed to be possessed lol

<Nyooo anan two women in one BAD

Kek, lmao even.

>one bug

>She was just one second away from malfunctioning lmao

KEK

Anonymous

IN

9pLPNC

No.265704

>>265701

>head canon

Sentinels canonically loose their power when they leave their regions.

>kek

>lmao

>lol

Best arguments a pajeet could conceive lol.

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265705

>>265350

>>is virgin

>>is taller than me (5'11")

>>is from my caste but not from gotra

>>has an IQ higher than 120

Ye toh based hai, honestly it's usually only 3/4 in best case scenario.

>>265696

>Not even having a WuWa Pyari Patni

Silence bhadwe, let the Shadi Shooda Do Disha premi Chads talk to each other, awaz na aye teri (lmao) no waifu no no aapiniyan. Tu three D pee D se kaam chala.

Anonymous

IN

JIdWWa

No.265709

>>265000(OP)

younger than me

not a whore

6/10

Can make 4 kids

Can cook

That's it

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265715

>>265704

>Lokhad premi Pajeet whining about Pajeet

>Actually choosing lokhadrand over female

>Not only her tits are fake, everything is

>Probably doesn't even have a womb

>Eons old and easily way to tetanus

>Probably can't even get wet lmao

>WuWa equall of character AI bot

:rofl: Pajeet will coom on a washing machine as it washed his clothes for him and call it a wife, kek, get mogged. My wibe mogs your lokhad back to the shore she should be keeping.

Anonymous

IN

9pLPNC

No.265731

>>265715

>nooo my goda randi is superior because she's a real human bean

Lol lmao even.

>can't have a womb

Tethys system will make one for her and use the best genetic sequences available.

Godarandi is probably baren and eggs are likely emptying now and even if she could high chance of conceiving a autistic baby.

>get mogged

This isn't even true lorewise lol.

Anonymous

IN

G8BdWm

No.265738

>>265000(OP)

Confirmed virgin

Not too ugly

Not fatty

Looxmatch is out of option. I won't get my looxmatch even if i went to find any randi no dahej

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265755

>>265731

>Lokhadrand Gets broatully mogged

<NYOOO don't love real female! REEE

>>265731

>Tethys system will make one for her

<Saar a lohar will make choot for her

<Bhaat do you mean it's a cuckold?

>Saar we will use random genes

KEKDA yaar. Literally communal fleshlight.

>Dried eggs

Silicon fleshlight don't even have eggs :rofl:

Best height mogging waifu doesn't care about the opinion of lohar putra :kek: and like a true Aryan i shall take this horse for a ride kekek.

Anonymous

IN

55/zhX

No.265776

>>265755

>NOOO YOUR RANDI IS LE BAD BECAUSE SHE'S ROBOT MY WIFE ISRAEL

Lol

>first thing he can think of is getting cucked

Lmao

>Literally was getting impregnated by 100s of creations of the dark tide while tied upside down

Lol

>Height mogging

Lol nobody cares about height except incels and women :kek:

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265806

>>265776

>My washing machine lokhad is better! Reee!

<Literally made to be run through by entire city

:kek: communal fleshlight light keku keku

>Impregnated saar! Tied upside down saar!

Sapne suhane lokhadrandi premi lohar ke

>NO ONE CARES ABOUT HEIGHT SAAR!

Midget premi cope, kek. The Hair length, Height, Chest Size, Curves, she mogs your lokhadrand keeper back to the fucking shores of Kerala :rofl:

The synthetic life form had no chance against the fertility of an actuall mythical being, I shall make Ashwajeets with my beautiful waifu, while you get tetanus from her try rusted hole :kek: free circumcision for you, lmao.

Anonymous

IN

T/yUhF

No.265812

>>265000(OP)

must be japani qt

no seal no deal

must be good at cooking and sucking dick

must admire my cock and balls

must rather choose death that think about another man

must be obsessed with me

must be a good mother so she raises my multiple children well while i slaughter my enemies

must share my hobbies

must not be normie

must have a 3 digit iq

must be wise

must be faithful and loyal(would support me even if kill her parents and all our children)

must have no experience with any sexual acts not even porn

must believe whatever I say without any thinking involved

must have a good floor so I can pet her while she sucks my sorrows away

Anonymous

IN

T/yUhF

No.265817

>>265812

*floof

Anonymous

IN

4NncZD

No.265820

>>265000(OP)

she doesnt laugh at my micropenis

Anonymous

IN

55/zhX

No.265822

>>265806

>sapne

Just saying canon events buddy

>midget premi

Lol she's not a midget, she's probably taller than you pajeet :kek: She's average height for a woman. Just because she is not some literal goda with all the dark tide being impregnated inside that grew her 7 feet don't mean she's midget lol

>mythical being

Lol, lmao even. Actually believing the retardation of horse christcucks :kek:

All sentinels are made in a lab kekekek and weaker than the MC. Tethys system is stronger than the sentinels and only her husband is stronger than Shorepyaari.

>rusted hole

Black shores isn't some bimaru shithole where they keep re using the same sariya :kek:

She's probably more properly oiled and maintained than you

Anonymous

IN

4NncZD

No.265827

>>265820

or her penis is smaller than mine

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265829

>>265113

Kek, just read this fucking kino :kek: nowdays we don't know if an anan is throwing an ad hominem or actually wants TL to suck his dick ever since usagi image came out.

>>265118

>>less educated

Jeh toh based hai

>>265122

>Either Get one or Die Trying

Rare instance of TL being unfathomably based.

>>265352

Honestly it probably should be ported to phone.

>>265812

>must be a good mother so she raises my multiple children well while i slaughter my enemies

High T standards, i approb

Anonymous

IN

55/zhX

No.265831

>>265827

Lol

Anonymous

IN

6eT594

No.265832

>>265827

>>265820

anon....I...

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265833

>>265820

>>265827

I am starting to see why Astolfo got as popular as he did on Chorchan now.

Anonymous

IN

oPJmuE

No.265846

>not a whore

>not lazy

>decent looking

>educated and well mannered

that's pretty much it

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.265866

>>265822

>she's probably taller than you pajeet

Sapne suhane lokhadrand premi lohar ke.

>SAAR YOUR waifu height mogs me SAAR!

>That means she is PREGNANT SAARRR!!

No, but she will be on the first night I plap plap her, unlike you, who will get a sariya stuck in his penis when you try to fuck that pile of metal kek. You will have to sell her to dalli ke lohar to use as recycled part for cycle and random men will be one riding it all across dalli shore :kek:

Also in no universe your midget lokhad is taller than me, but my waifu brutally mogs your entire bloodline and its height :kek: when the sons that I will have with her walk over yours, their balls will slap your children in the face due to the broatul height gap :rofl:

>Doesn't think unicorn are mythical

Absolute state of the lokhad premi, all character are stronger than basically over glorified jhatGPT shorechamari.

>Black shores isn't some bimaru shithole where they keep re using the same sariya :kek:

<Implying his waifu had multiple and different sariyas

<MFW anon's shorandi was was devirginated vt screw drivers and jack hammers before him

Keku Keku

>She's probably more properly oiled and maintained than you

My godrej washing machine can get wetter than your shorandi no matter how much you tried kek :lmao:

Anonymous

IN

9W681r

No.266010

>>265866

>Sapne

Sure manlet king

>Pile of metal

I know you didn't pay attention but she's a remnant being chamar

>all character are stronger than basically over glorified jhatGPT shorechamari

Lolwut, shorekeeper is canonically probably the second or third strongest only behind Rover, the tethys system and the threnodians kek. And she's more useful than this whalebait character :kek:

>starts projecting his gay sariya rape fantasies

Wierd but okay

Anonymous

ARYA

JRPT5i

No.266175

>>266010

>she's a remnant being

Literally sloppy seconds in existence kek

>>266010

>she's more useful

In a garage sale

>SAAR my waifu is well oiled saar

>SAAR she never reuses a Sariya!

<That's kind of a randi behaviour

>SAAR YOU ARE GAYYY!!! REEE!!

Kya hoga mingting ke desh ka, koi bhi chamar kisi bhi kachde ke dibbe se randi utha Lata hai.

Couldn't relate, my waifu is tall and fertile and not an overglorified sexo doll kek. Imagine using condoms to stay safe from tetanus rather than AIDS, couldn't be me keku.