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what's the requirment you have for your future gf/wife
rqYG/x
No.265000
For me its;
•Should be a women.
Thats it,at the age of 27 im that desperate and still not getting any women.

e8CWW4
No.265008
>>265000(OP)


8GFwoI
No.265010
VSRGgO
No.265012

e8CWW4
No.265013
>>265012
Muthalman apni aurat sambhal
vE6Krn
No.265015
>>265000(OP)
i'm 30 and not married yet. Now my only requirement is she should be a virgin and be nice. Looks, height, weight, dahej all other crap I have forgotten about.
u4xAFV
No.265019
Proficient with a strapon
If0v/U
No.265030
>>265019
Faggot hai kya
i8hLNR
No.265031
>>265030
If he was a faggot, he wouldn't need a girl with a strapon


WWkMnX
No.265042
>>265031
if he werent a nufag that i just found, he wouldn’t have said that, lynch him, kill him blaady, let’s eat him
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265053
>>265000(OP)
For me it has to be:
>Big boobs
>Big ass
>Minimum 5"0 height
>Has to have Low Body fat
>Abs - Optional
>Should be smart
>Should be feminine
>is not a porn addict
>is not a Jew Media Consumer
>doesn't exist in social media
>Understand your POV
>is not a Feminist
>Makes Money which can feed 3x times a day
>is not lazy
>not a Cell phone addict
>Skin Color , Light brown to Preity zinta level
>Eye color - dark
>Doesn't wear too much make up
>dress modestly
>Doesn't drag me down infront of others
>Gives Confidence in me
>takes care of my children
>loves kids
>doesn't Think children as Burden
>can cook
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265057
i8hLNR
No.265059
>>265053
that's called a Unicorn anon


JRPT5i
No.265064
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265065
>>265059
There is no Point in marrying if you can't get a women which has all these. If she doesn't even have even one quality i mentioned. that's a whore. there is no difference between a prostitute and modern women
18mxqr
No.265066
>>265000(OP)
1.Virgin
2. From my caste
3. High IQ, like from good university like IIT, doctor etc. Yes I know how doctor girls are. No , I am not marrying some dehati ooga booga 12th pass/10th pass/Bed who is a govt teacher by giving bribes just for muh caste and bloodline.
4. Age range should be [N-2,N+1] where N is my age
5. Should be good-looking enough that I can't get my eyes off her
There is 0 such woman like this
T. MGTOW Shudra


a5Y+IX
No.265085
>>265065
abe randi ke bacche apne bdl ko apni gaand mai daal le
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265087
>>265064
This is Bare minimum bro, don't blame me. Society is so corrupt that i can't even get the bare minimum
i8hLNR
No.265089
>>265085
kekekekek
If it is as long as he claims it to be, wo actually ghuma ke le bhi sakta hai khudki gaand me
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265093
>>265089
Again i tell you, this is BARE MINIMUM expectations.
18mxqr
No.265094
>>265053
And I thought I had high standards wtf


WWkMnX
No.265098


JRPT5i
No.265101
>>265053
>>Big boobs
>>Big ass
>>Minimum 5"0 height
>>Has to have Low Body fat
>>Abs - Optional
<<Bareminimoom
TL
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265103
>>265094
>High standards
Abey pajeet, that's bare minimum i tell you. that's the Ideal women, not your modern hoe
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265108
>>265101
Nothing wrong in my Forehead tho, what are you implying ?
Also white women can Satisfy all my Expectations except virginity.


a5Y+IX
No.265113
>>265093
lode ka bare minimum yaar, show your mummy right now, i hate people like you
>wants a waifu w high iq
>.t a mallu chakka w dehati lund
>big ass big boobs
would you please like to suck my dick
V1Yyb+
No.265118
>>265000(OP)
>can tend to my animals on farm
>robust body
>fair skin
>north indian/paki phenotype with sharp facial features, especially low nasal index
>less educated
>ready to have dozens of children
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265122
>>265113
Don't Project your incapabilities onto others bro. don't lower your standards just because you can't get those kinds or Women in your demographics are whores
Either Get one or Die Trying
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265134
>>265113
Also there would be No more whores and Whores can be easily Filtered out if pajeets Adopt Higher standards.
But Most pajeets, atleast north indian pajeets stick to Negative standards such as
>Live breathing Pussy
that's it
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265145


a5Y+IX
No.265158
>>265122
>i cant get such women in my demographics
youre telling me that tamil girls got all dat you want?
i live in northeast sarr, literal heaven for pussy
18mxqr
No.265162
>>265066
I have so few requirements yet very likely I won't get anyone
gM8lM8
No.265163
>>265158
>youre telling me that tamil girls got all dat you want?
Most indian girls don't have that parameters Due to Globalization and Westernization
gM8lM8
No.265168
>>265158
i can get women from north east too , buy y'all uneducated chink ooga boogas live in mountains and Jungles. so No


a5Y+IX
No.265173
>>265168
ok sir theek hai
9RUFyJ
No.265188
>>265108
is that YOUR real forehead? i can't believe how he got that image?
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265189
>>265173
Just kidding , i have more respect for NE people than those Mainland Coons

yy6QMw
No.265190
>>265188
iss chutiye ne khud di thi, safe hai tu
!NprOfiCpqxdjYh+
gM8lM8
No.265191
>>265188
Yes


a5Y+IX
No.265193
>>265190
TL has to be top5 bhachuds
9RUFyJ
No.265217
>>265190
lol thanks yaar,, i literally thought OP got doxxed by the NSA kek
9RUFyJ
No.265264
5ON71l
No.265266
>>265000(OP)


JRPT5i
No.265270
>>265266
BAHAHAHA
gJTOnc
No.265289
>>265270
?


JRPT5i
No.265307
>>265289
Play the game yaar.

1y7Lt2
No.265350
>>265000(OP)
Isn't being a biological female is already implied when people start searching for gfs? This is India, not the US
my requirements (might be too high) would have to be:
>is virgin
>is taller than me (5'11")
>is from my caste but not from gotra
>has an IQ higher than 120
I have seen many, many women across all states of India and NRIs abroad, but am yet to find even one girl, married or single, that meets even 2 out of these 4 criteria. The day I meet someone that does I will donate my life savings to bhach
5ON71l
No.265352
>>265307
I am a phone fag

1y7Lt2
No.265353
>>265270
kek
iu8trA
No.265422
>>265000(OP)
my only requirement is she has to be tall, i want to preserve my tall genes, idc how chopped, usually the taller girls are not fat so thats auto adjusted
ill say yes to the first >5'8 girl in arranged marriage, couldnt care anything else
9pLPNC
No.265486
>>265000(OP)
Someone like pic related


JRPT5i
No.265535
>>265486
Get mogged


9wiME5
No.265644
>>265000(OP)
>has to be old
>has to be a granny
>need solid proof from several trials that I am the first and only guy touching her (molesting her), kissuing her, sexxoing her
>has to be really qt and rapeworthy
>has to be my slave and do whatever I want
>has to go through sum medical testo (HIV thangs and other genetic disease thangs)
9pLPNC
No.265650
>>265535
>30 yo hag that will age and die and lose her powers as she leaves the region and not even that strong
vs
>eternal robot wife that powers the tethys core
Easy choice sirs. See for yourself this randi forgotten after Rinascita while Rover goes back to blackshores after fixing the problems there 😂😂😂


JRPT5i
No.265654
>>265644
Somehow this is the most realistic demand list on this entire thread. How the fuck is Yui Ananwa the one making most sense fuck, this may be even achievable after you get gobermint jab.


9wiME5
No.265657


JRPT5i
No.265665
>>265650
>30 year old hag
Based
>Who will die
Cope suhane randi premi ke
Vs
>Literally a blue generic flesh light bot
Lmao yaar, this is your waifu picrel
>MFW one bug and she has different persona
KEKU yaar.
9pLPNC
No.265679
>>265665
>hag lover
Okay
>cope
It's in the lore chamar
>your waifu
She's also literally a horse fleshlight that only existed to be possessed lol
>one bug
She was just one second away from malfunctioning lmao


JRPT5i
No.265701
>>265679
>It's in the lore
Of your head canon
>chamar
Lohar lokhad premi calling others chamar :lmao;
>horse
>fleshlight
Smartest lohar vamshaj lokhadrandi premi.
>that only existed to be possessed lol
<Nyooo anan two women in one BAD
Kek, lmao even.
>one bug
>She was just one second away from malfunctioning lmao
KEK
9pLPNC
No.265704
>>265701
>head canon
Sentinels canonically loose their power when they leave their regions.
>kek
>lmao
>lol
Best arguments a pajeet could conceive lol.


JRPT5i
No.265705
>>265350
>>is virgin
>>is taller than me (5'11")
>>is from my caste but not from gotra
>>has an IQ higher than 120
Ye toh based hai, honestly it's usually only 3/4 in best case scenario.
>>265696
>Not even having a WuWa Pyari Patni
Silence bhadwe, let the Shadi Shooda Do Disha premi Chads talk to each other, awaz na aye teri (lmao) no waifu no no aapiniyan. Tu three D pee D se kaam chala.
JIdWWa
No.265709


JRPT5i
No.265715
>>265704
>Lokhad premi Pajeet whining about Pajeet
>Actually choosing lokhadrand over female
>Not only her tits are fake, everything is
>Probably doesn't even have a womb
>Eons old and easily way to tetanus
>Probably can't even get wet lmao
>WuWa equall of character AI bot
Pajeet will coom on a washing machine as it washed his clothes for him and call it a wife, kek, get mogged. My wibe mogs your lokhad back to the shore she should be keeping.
9pLPNC
No.265731
>>265715
>nooo my goda randi is superior because she's a real human bean
Lol lmao even.
>can't have a womb
Tethys system will make one for her and use the best genetic sequences available.
Godarandi is probably baren and eggs are likely emptying now and even if she could high chance of conceiving a autistic baby.
>get mogged
This isn't even true lorewise lol.
G8BdWm
No.265738
>>265000(OP)
Confirmed virgin
Not too ugly
Not fatty
Looxmatch is out of option. I won't get my looxmatch even if i went to find any randi no dahej


JRPT5i
No.265755
>>265731
>Lokhadrand Gets broatully mogged
<NYOOO don't love real female! REEE
>>265731
>Tethys system will make one for her
<Saar a lohar will make choot for her
<Bhaat do you mean it's a cuckold?
>Saar we will use random genes
KEKDA yaar. Literally communal fleshlight.
>Dried eggs
Silicon fleshlight don't even have eggs
Best height mogging waifu doesn't care about the opinion of lohar putra and like a true Aryan i shall take this horse for a ride kekek.
55/zhX
No.265776
>>265755
>NOOO YOUR RANDI IS LE BAD BECAUSE SHE'S ROBOT MY WIFE ISRAEL
Lol
>first thing he can think of is getting cucked
Lmao
>Literally was getting impregnated by 100s of creations of the dark tide while tied upside down
Lol
>Height mogging
Lol nobody cares about height except incels and women


JRPT5i
No.265806
>>265776
>My washing machine lokhad is better! Reee!
<Literally made to be run through by entire city
communal fleshlight light keku keku
>Impregnated saar! Tied upside down saar!
Sapne suhane lokhadrandi premi lohar ke
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT HEIGHT SAAR!
Midget premi cope, kek. The Hair length, Height, Chest Size, Curves, she mogs your lokhadrand keeper back to the fucking shores of Kerala
The synthetic life form had no chance against the fertility of an actuall mythical being, I shall make Ashwajeets with my beautiful waifu, while you get tetanus from her try rusted hole free circumcision for you, lmao.
T/yUhF
No.265812
>>265000(OP)
must be japani qt
no seal no deal
must be good at cooking and sucking dick
must admire my cock and balls
must rather choose death that think about another man
must be obsessed with me
must be a good mother so she raises my multiple children well while i slaughter my enemies
must share my hobbies
must not be normie
must have a 3 digit iq
must be wise
must be faithful and loyal(would support me even if kill her parents and all our children)
must have no experience with any sexual acts not even porn
must believe whatever I say without any thinking involved
must have a good floor so I can pet her while she sucks my sorrows away
T/yUhF
No.265817
>>265812
*floof
4NncZD
No.265820
>>265000(OP)
she doesnt laugh at my micropenis
55/zhX
No.265822
>>265806
>sapne
Just saying canon events buddy
>midget premi
Lol she's not a midget, she's probably taller than you pajeet She's average height for a woman. Just because she is not some literal goda with all the dark tide being impregnated inside that grew her 7 feet don't mean she's midget lol
>mythical being
Lol, lmao even. Actually believing the retardation of horse christcucks
All sentinels are made in a lab kekekek and weaker than the MC. Tethys system is stronger than the sentinels and only her husband is stronger than Shorepyaari.
>rusted hole
Black shores isn't some bimaru shithole where they keep re using the same sariya
She's probably more properly oiled and maintained than you
4NncZD
No.265827
>>265820
or her penis is smaller than mine


JRPT5i
No.265829
>>265113
Kek, just read this fucking kino nowdays we don't know if an anan is throwing an ad hominem or actually wants TL to suck his dick ever since usagi image came out.
>>265118
>>less educated
Jeh toh based hai
>>265122
>Either Get one or Die Trying
Rare instance of TL being unfathomably based.
>>265352
Honestly it probably should be ported to phone.
>>265812
>must be a good mother so she raises my multiple children well while i slaughter my enemies
High T standards, i approb
55/zhX
No.265831
>>265827
Lol
oPJmuE
No.265846
>not a whore
>not lazy
>decent looking
>educated and well mannered
that's pretty much it


JRPT5i
No.265866
>>265822
>she's probably taller than you pajeet
Sapne suhane lokhadrand premi lohar ke.
>SAAR YOUR waifu height mogs me SAAR!
>That means she is PREGNANT SAARRR!!
No, but she will be on the first night I plap plap her, unlike you, who will get a sariya stuck in his penis when you try to fuck that pile of metal kek. You will have to sell her to dalli ke lohar to use as recycled part for cycle and random men will be one riding it all across dalli shore
Also in no universe your midget lokhad is taller than me, but my waifu brutally mogs your entire bloodline and its height when the sons that I will have with her walk over yours, their balls will slap your children in the face due to the broatul height gap
>Doesn't think unicorn are mythical
Absolute state of the lokhad premi, all character are stronger than basically over glorified jhatGPT shorechamari.
>Black shores isn't some bimaru shithole where they keep re using the same sariya :kek:
<Implying his waifu had multiple and different sariyas
<MFW anon's shorandi was was devirginated vt screw drivers and jack hammers before him
Keku Keku
>She's probably more properly oiled and maintained than you
My godrej washing machine can get wetter than your shorandi no matter how much you tried kek
9W681r
No.266010
>>265866
>Sapne
Sure manlet king
>Pile of metal
I know you didn't pay attention but she's a remnant being chamar
>all character are stronger than basically over glorified jhatGPT shorechamari
Lolwut, shorekeeper is canonically probably the second or third strongest only behind Rover, the tethys system and the threnodians kek. And she's more useful than this whalebait character
>starts projecting his gay sariya rape fantasies
Wierd but okay


JRPT5i
No.266175
>>266010
>she's a remnant being
Literally sloppy seconds in existence kek
>>266010
>she's more useful
In a garage sale
>SAAR my waifu is well oiled saar
>SAAR she never reuses a Sariya!
<That's kind of a randi behaviour
>SAAR YOU ARE GAYYY!!! REEE!!
Kya hoga mingting ke desh ka, koi bhi chamar kisi bhi kachde ke dibbe se randi utha Lata hai.
Couldn't relate, my waifu is tall and fertile and not an overglorified sexo doll kek. Imagine using condoms to stay safe from tetanus rather than AIDS, couldn't be me keku.