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Anonymous

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mkTonW

No.144955

man, fuck, i failed in german which had 0 credits and passed in all. now i will have to give re exam for it. how do i learn german, previous sem i passed by luck this time i failed. on top of that, my sgpa would be 7.3 only this sem and 1250 is cost of exam.

Anonymous

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mkTonW

No.144961

>>144955(OP)

overall is still below 7, 6.62 if i get 7.3, fuck i will rope if i mess up 5th sem. my sgpa for this sem could have been 7.6 if not for that raand pajeetni not giving me 2 extra marks and that kaalu haggu pajeet giving me 5 extra marks in endsem. saale randike pille 90 ka attempt karke aya tha dhang se 55 number nhi diye gye yaar pajeet se. internal mein bhi kam diye the saale ne.

Anonymous

IN

fgtehd

No.144962

>how do i learn german

read the syllabus. mujhe to a mila tha german mai for 3 years

Anonymous

IN

mkTonW

No.144971

>>144962

yaar maine bhi kanjoosi dikhai aur 300 rupay ka manual nhi lia, socha is baar bhi paas ho hi jaunga, fuck yaar, 1250 to bahut badi rakam hai mere liye.

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RJ

6FyC7W

No.144973

>>144955(OP)

The classic example of the meme exam idiot underestimating language learning difficulty.

Comprehensible input

Brainwash yourself with German.

1. Shadowing

Watch some German videos or movie clips and try to imitate and copy the dialogue as close as possible with the accent, style of delivery, intonation and so on.

Do this a few hours a day for some weeks.

2. Start learning basic vocabulary, look up 500 most frequently used words in German, make flashcards and memorise them.

Keep doing the shadowing practice.

3. Now, you should watch a few movies in full, without any subtitles except German subtitles if available.

Do this alongside shadowing.

Around this time, you would be a month in, and having studied no grammar, you would have your brain full of random German phrases and would have nailed down the accent and manner of speech.

Next...

4. Now, instead of memorising and making flashcards of words, you want to mine sentences from online news articles, German websites, and Wikipedia. Aim for at least 5-10 sentences a day.

Try to avoid writing the translation in the flashcard.

Use dictionary to look up words you don't know and maybe just write those words.

Keep at this with the shadowing practice, and consuming movies for 2 more weeks.

Aim to get around 250-500 sentences.

Now

For the last two weeks.

5. Read through a grammar book for German, twice, while you continue the usual practices. Reduce time but don't stop practicing and revising.

6. 2 months will have passed.

Now you can probably say a lot of shit on your own and manage things by yourself.

Start reading a bit of German every day to make your shift easier. You can stop doing flashcards when you feel like you are understanding things with ease while reading.

You can stop doing shadowing practice when you make 2-3 friends who talk with you in German.

You can stop watching movies and such and instead watch news or youtubers at this point too.

Hope this helps.

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6FyC7W

No.144976

>>144971

Why take the subject if you're this poor?

Anonymous

IN

mkTonW

No.144982

>>144976

its mandatory.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

6FyC7W

No.144985

>>144982

Then why jew out on buying a 300 rupees booklet?

Could have eaten 20 samosas less

Anonymous

IN

zOo9Qj

No.144987

>>144973

I want to learn German for speeches and normal conversations.

Anonymous

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mkTonW

No.144990

>>144973

nothing of this will work, pattern is different and ofcourse i will pass but i feel really bitter because i didnt get 2-3 marks here and there and missed out of 7.8 sgpa this sem, next sem i need to get 7.76 atleast to maintain my cgpa and 7.76 again to touch 7 cgpa before placement starts. it quite over tbh.

Anonymous

IN

mkTonW

No.144994

>>144985

yea, learnt something again.

AN

ExknzZ

No.145001

>>144961

meri toh 6 hai kek

Anonymous

IN

mkTonW

No.145007

>>145001

naukri kaise milegi yaar oncampus 6 mein?

AN

ExknzZ

No.145012

>>145007

nhi milegi I am going for government

Anonymous

IN

mkTonW

No.145015

>>145012

are you btech?

AN

ExknzZ

No.145023

>>145015

yes yarr, I hate it so much upar se t1 hai toh academics are very tough even though I am a general and that too non ews

Anonymous

IN

ruLMdK

No.145087

>>145023

I'm too from t1, in which sem are u rn?

I'm also between 6 to 7

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RJ

6FyC7W

No.145124

>>144990

>>144994

You suck at English too

It's over

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6FyC7W

No.145138

Why do you guys have to learn German?

To learn SAP and scam people?

Fuck SAP

Anonymous

IN

oFqlqJ

No.145143

>>145124

you are a brainlet, my specialty isnt language but programming and problem solving.

>>145138

>why

nobody knows why there is chemistry in 2nd sem in btech.

AN

ExknzZ

No.145152

>>145087

>>145087

7th

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

6FyC7W

No.145195

>>145143

You're a gwareeb who thinks he is smart for not buying 300 rupee booklet and cramming shit. Now you're going to pay 1550+ and additional time to cram shit again.

You cannot even write proper sentences. Stop lying about your problem solving abilities. You will face reality soon with this attitude.

Anonymous

IN

fgtehd

No.145204

>>145195

hes probably the anon whos grinding that dsa sheet