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u/ILLF

No.71284

Inka bhee collab hogaya

Anonymous

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Y2FTQG

No.71287

Literal who

Anonymous

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Dg2KDW

No.71290

>>71284(OP)

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drs4ye

No.71292

>>71284(OP)

need mohit dance meme

mohit >>> randis

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u/ILLF

No.71297

>>71292

left wali ko dekh bhai, kaise paet hil rha hai

ooff

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drs4ye

No.71302

>>71297

itni sexy kabhi milni thodi hai

kab tak hilaega

kha kha ke mota ho raha hai

ek din jab porn induced erectile dysfunction ho jayega tab tujhe samajh aayega

bhosdike thoda gym jaaya kar

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u/ILLF

No.71305

>>71302

bhaiya hilana band kar diya hai

Abb bas dekhke man machalta hai, ek din meri bhee biwi aayegi, par sirf mai hee uska dance dekhunga

par yaar ye pajeetas ki adayein, aur inpe hum pajeets fida 😭😭

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drs4ye

No.71316

>>71284(OP)

>>71292

>I'll do it myself

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drs4ye

No.71323

>>71305

>ek din meri bhee biwi aayegi

bhosdike amazon ka package hai jo aayegi

maa baap jisko bhi dhundenge usse shaadi karlega kya? itni sundar toh nahi hogi wo itna pakka hai

>sirf mai hee uska dance dekhunga

boring si mil gayi toh kya karega bhai

>pajeetas

>pajeets

Bahut badhiya, ab jaake racist goron ke gote chaat le

Anonymous

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u/ILLF

No.71333

>>71323

bhai Yaar jo bhee mil jaaye le lunga, mujhe toh bas saxx chahiye aur 3-4 chhote chhote bache, unpadh bhee mili toh chalega, paise ka kaam mai sambhal lunga

par bhai Mai racist nahi hu maine ye words sirf majaak mei bole hai kyuki funny lagte hai, koi aur intention nahi tha mera 🙏

>boring mili toh??

Bhai dheeme dheeme chulbula banadenge apne jaisa, time lagta hai, pyaar ek din mei nhi hota

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drs4ye

No.71350

>>71333

>bhai Yaar jo bhee mil jaaye le lunga

why zero female interaction as of now?

abhi jaake girlfriend kyun nahi dhundta bhai

what's your issue- societal constraints, lack of self confidence, unavailability of women to talk to or all three?

>mujhe toh bas saxx chahiye aur 3-4 chhote chhote bache

relationship goals fr

>par bhai Mai racist nahi hu maine ye words sirf majaak mei bole hai kyuki funny lagte hai, koi aur intention nahi tha mera 🙏

koi baat nahi yaar, par hum nigggas thodi hain jo apne liye gaali ko ek aisa shabd bana lenge jo humesha bolte rahein

Unse to behtar hain hum, pajeet aur pajeeta bolkar hum logon par videsh mein thuka jaata hai

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u/ILLF

No.71357

>>71350

>why no gf??

Yaar some people might call it a cope but I am saving myself for my wife, I had 3 proposals during school and Coaching days but I rejected, aajkal coom boht machta hai so I regret but then I think ki I had some thought process back then, might as well stick to it

Also yaar idk about other places, but humare idhar abhi bhi Shaadi ke time ladke, ladki ke past records dekhe jaate hain, kuchh dikkat aayi toh phir shaadi cancel

>koi baat nahi yaar, par hum nigggas thodi hain jo apne liye gaali ko ek aisa shabd bana lenge jo humesha bolte rahein

>Unse to behtar hain hum, pajeet aur pajeeta bolkar hum logon par videsh mein thuka jaata hai

True yaar, I get it, abse nahi bolunga

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drs4ye

No.71371

>>71357

>saving myself for my wife

achhi baat hai, karna chahiye

lekin jaake wife dhund toh

ladkiyon se mila kar, baat kara kar- gf se wife bana lena, agar ghar mein aisa karne dete hon tujhe

agar tier 1 sheher mein hai to koi aise cheez ki classes jaane lag ja jismein ladkiyan hoti hain, for skills and stuff, maybe even regularly visit some libraries or cafes

>I had 3 proposals during school and Coaching days but I rejected

sahi kiya, uss time ye sab karke bhi kuchh nahi hota hai, vaise hi sabko alag ho jaana hai baad mein

>Shaadi ke time ladke, ladki ke past records dekhe jaate hain, kuchh dikkat aayi toh phir shaadi cancel

Toh bhai woh toh arranged marriage mein hota hai naa, tu koshish karke koi gf bana le, if everyone around you is not extremely conservative and has backward thinking

Gf banaye to usko achhe se parakh ke banana, aur pehli hi pakka karlena ki main muchodi nahi kar raha hoon mujhe "serious relationship" chahiye (ladkiyon ki bhasha mein aise hi bolna padta hai)

>True yaar, I get it, abse nahi bolunga

Yahan bhach par bahut log bolte hain, unko lagta hai ki ye sab bolke wo "cool" ho gaye, north walon ko lagta hai ki south wale pajeet, south walon ko lagta hai north wale pajeet, upper caste ko lagta hai ki lower castes pajeet hote hain lekin sach yeh hai ki hum sabhi "street shitters", "scammers", "stinky curry smelling" log hain duniya bhar ke liye

Isliye main to nahi bolta hoon, mujhe bolke bhi achha nahi lagta, mujhe koi kamzor bole toh bhi theek hai lekin main toh nahi bolta

Anonymous

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u/ILLF

No.71407

>>71371

Good advice anamas

Arigato

Anonymous

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PrffIy

No.71409

>>71284(OP)

Pajeets goon to this shit for hours on public transport. Crazy asss shit

Anonymous

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SSKIys

No.71411

always remember these foids have an asshole and take a fat fucking dump in morning and worst is their asshole is like half an inch away from vagina so it means that you are literally so close to their asshole from where they take a fat fucking dump that is made of all the momos they eat.

Anonymous

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SSKIys

No.71414

>>71409

this, people arent clearpilled about foids.

Anonymous

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PrffIy

No.71415

Too saxxy yaar

Anonymous

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PrffIy

No.71416

>>71414

Imagine the gazab brainrot

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drs4ye

No.71425

>>71411

I take a fat fucking dump too, bigger and stinkier than all these girls, doesn't mean they won't suck my dick

Anonymous

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SSKIys

No.71426

>>71425

its about proximity retard, you also have a mouth and an asshole that are same part of your body doesnt mean you will stop eating now

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9BkVXJ

No.71428

>>71411

Sandas returns

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2ehXTm

No.72091

yaar foids dikh gyi subhe subhe

sunday ka satyanaash hogya

Anonymous

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PrffIy

No.72093

>>72091

Same yaar. Abhi abhi Land ghisa maine

Anonymous

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SSKIys

No.72099

>>72093

same, ab webdev padhunga

WB

bRIJyu

No.72714

>>71284(OP)

Apna pallu theek kar roondi 😡😡😡

Anonymous

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0cToCp

No.73151

pajeet