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0gwZ4a

No.282

Why don't pajeets instead of getting a useless MBA go for these?

Banks (pvt and sarkari both) releases vacancies for this where in they will guarantee a jaab after an exam and a 1 year mba for which you will be made to take a loan that you pay after you get the jaab.

Naw sure one who isn't necessarily applying for bank jaabs might say that

>it has corruption in the recruitment process

>I have to prepare separately

>I won't be able to have options other than working for the jaab

>it is a ponzi scam

>it is a sales jaab where you get gaalis

well sirs sarkari might have sum but I don't see how can pvt banks afford to have a corrupted recruitment systum when their attrition rate is high.

If sum1 is prepping for MBA then unless you have work exp or get a good mba kallej then will you be given a jaab?

sure it could be a ponzi scam but so is other degrees unless I am guessing you already have work exp or in a good kallej(again) but here the chances of a jaab waiting for you is more.

for the gaali part, I don't see how it is relevant. they will pay you to do sum humiliating stuff and isn't that what a jaab is unless you get in sum tatha tinha roles?

Since I am not gonna venture into other exams, I didn't look too much on what are the other uses of the exam other than in certain other govt exams they do have eligibilty criteria of this or a mba don't kno if they recognize this, you would need to look up yourselves.

>but anan, why didn't you apply?

well sirs, I was too busy with my prepp and didn't really have the prepp for mains stuff (gk wasn't done) so I wasn't looking. But I will be ready withing a few more months and I will start these too and then will say. This isn't sum course shilling. I just wanted to kno why do people go for piss poor mba kallejes (non top tier ones ) without an work exp or a deal with their maalik of them promoting them if they do an mba instead of this one where they will hire you directly?

I recently had a chat with my "friend" and that n!gger is trying to do MBA in HR of all thangs that too in sum retarded kallej with no placements and he doesn't have any work exp.

>I want to get a professional degree anan

is what they must be shilling now since he is saying that. Now he is a lot younger than me so why wouldn't he try this even the pvt bank ones?

It's just mind boggling is all.

yes gotmint ones will have more campetition but idk about pvt ones. I will have to try their questions later on after I can catch a break from my usual prepp.

anyways good night bros. see you later

Anonymous

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CSEwa3

No.284

>>282(OP)

Why

Anonymous

IN

LPJNK7

No.288

>>282(OP)

apne baap sei pooch na dumeel k2e

humko kya pata

Anonymous

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abFPRO

No.293

>>282(OP)

People who pursue mba are academic toppers as its the requirement for mba. This has nothing to do with bank jobs. Those who cannot get top mba kalejs, try their luck by less tier kalej coz they heard mba =16 lpa pakka. Academic scorrers don't try their luck with bank jabs as there are so low vacancies.

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0gwZ4a

No.294

>>293

sirs, I wuzzn't talking about dem. They are in the minority. I meant for majority of the pepo choosing to get an mba just cause, without academic backing or work exp. They are gonna get a goo kallej anyways that won't lead to a jaab so why not try this where a jaab is somewhat guaranteed.

Anonymous

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NJ+HJa

No.301

>>294

Thats the thing. The people you are talkimg about aka unemployed people with no direction do not pursue mba. They pursue other masters of their field. Mba is a academically toppers field. Only minority gets top institutes and rest rest gets others. And mba is probably easier than securing a non chaprasi jaab at banks.

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pJvOsf

No.302

>>301

kek people with MBAs in pajeetland aren't shit unless you go to IIMs or ISB. enjoy your 5lpa job for 6 months before getting laid off bro

Anonymous

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NJ+HJa

No.303

>>302

>baba 420 college for mba are scam

Oh. Didn't knew it

AP

0gwZ4a

No.306

>>301

you seem to be taking this personally. I am not talking about top kallej mba dooers. I am talking about kallej mba dooers. anyway doesn't matter. I shouldn't care about anyone who isn't me

Anonymous

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koI1/F

No.307

>>306

Thats what i am saying. kallej mba doers have higher hopes for jab after mba than vacancies of non chaprasi bank jabs. At worst they get some low post. But with pajeet meme exams, you lose 98% of times. 99 for bank jabs